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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    man, I work full time, I play games, I go to dinner at nice restaurants and I get plenty of "alone time".

    guess what

    I'm fucking married. It ain't hard, you just find someone who shares your interests and respects your boundaries.

    We are not the same people though.

    Dude I really respect and appreciate that you can do all that and have a happy marriage,but I'm pretty sure we just have completely different opinions and views on relationships and such in general.

    So don't hold it against me ok? I'm not saying anyone who doesn't do it like me or who manages what I claim not possible for me is wrong. I'm just saying how I feel and what I do.

    respec' knuckles?

    respect knuckles?

    from a dude with a throat festering with whore gonorrhea    ?

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    guys I have no time to date just time to post on the internet a bunch

    haha yeah,it's a slow day in the store today. it's not like I can walk out of here and go meet someone right now though. also,I'm a fast typer ;)

    date over the internet!
    wait

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    guys I have no time to date just time to post on the internet a bunch

    haha yeah,it's a slow day in the store today. it's not like I can walk out of here and go meet someone right now though. also,I'm a fast typer ;)

    what kinda business do you run?

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Escort service.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I Am Not A Bear wrote: »
    Escort service.

    hahahaha

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That would be convenience cubed.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That Dave Fella wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    guys I have no time to date just time to post on the internet a bunch

    haha yeah,it's a slow day in the store today. it's not like I can walk out of here and go meet someone right now though. also,I'm a fast typer ;)

    what kinda business do you run?

    a sportsbar with a sportsbetting center and casino attached.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Klyka, are you a bookie?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    can't you bang a mob boss's daughter or something then

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Klyka, are making up shit on the internet?

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Klyka, are you a bookie?

    No, I can't become one either.

    I work in partnership with a multinational company which holds the bookmakers license.

    If I wanted a license myself, I would need to be at least 35 years old, need to take a lot of tests,complete background checks which have to be without any fault and I need to put down a safety deposit of 100.000€.

    And even then I would just be allowed to work for one of the companies actually holding a license to give out bets, I couldn't just start doing that on my own.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I Am Not A Bear wrote: »
    Klyka, are making up shit on the internet?

    I totally lied about not hating women. You got me there.

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  • Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    That's why there are so many unlicensed bookies.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2008
    the thing is

    paying for "company" is creepy. you're reducing people to a commodity. take the sex out of it for a second and look at it. you're paying someone to hang out with you.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    are you by any chance living in southern germany

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    are you by any chance living in southern germany

    No,the exact opposite.

    I live in Bremerhaven, look it up on google maps.


    And yeah Tube,that's basically it. To be honest, about 4 years ago, I would have said the exact same thing you guys are saying. But this whole business I'm working in has pretty much desensitized me towards stuff like that. It's just pretty much business as usual for me. Money is paying paid, things are being done.

    As said before,I hope I can change that once I can draw myself out of the store more.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ich weiß wo bremerhaven liegt :P

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    So wait, this woman was screaming at you to go down on her in Romanian-accented German and you found it too hot to resist?

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Ich weiß wo bremerhaven liegt :P

    Hahaha, na dann ist ja gut,konnte ich ja nicht vorher wissen :)
    Btw,dein Avatar ist zu geil!

    @deacon: no it was english.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ZO ME ZHERE

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So I might be working for George Lucas this summer.

    I had an interview yesterday for an internship in the legal department at THX.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    So I might be working for George Lucas this summer.

    I had an interview yesterday for an internship in the legal department at THX.

    shoot first

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    So I might be working for George Lucas this summer.

    I had an interview yesterday for an internship in the legal department at THX.

    tell him to quit fucking around

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    So I might be working for George Lucas this summer.

    I had an interview yesterday for an internship in the legal department at THX.

    shoot first

    I have a bad feeling about this...

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Should I pretend to like the prequels? I'm not sure what the etiquette for this kind of thing is.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    So I might be working for George Lucas this summer.

    I had an interview yesterday for an internship in the legal department at THX.

    Jab him in the mouth with a knife.

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    Should I pretend to like the prequels? I'm not sure what the etiquette for this kind of thing is.

    Talk like Jar-Jar during the entire interview, even if they ask you to stop. They'll respect that.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    Should I pretend to like the prequels? I'm not sure what the etiquette for this kind of thing is.

    If he asks you if sand is rough,tell him it is but he is soft. So he is unlike sand which is rough.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    Should I pretend to like the prequels? I'm not sure what the etiquette for this kind of thing is.

    no, tell him straight up how he ruined one of the best movie franchises ever

    he'll appreciate the cut of your jib

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Just so we're clear, my interview was not with George Lucas.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tell him that if he needs a teenage Boba Fett I am right here.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    don't wear glasses to the interview, you'll be kicking yourself not being able to figure out why they're not letting you in

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    don't wear glasses to the interview, you'll be kicking yourself not being able to figure out why they're not letting you in

    I wore a nice suit and some smart shoes.

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  • General NemoGeneral Nemo The Mighty Shame Church for DogsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, Klyka, I get you.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    don't wear glasses to the interview, you'll be kicking yourself not being able to figure out why they're not letting you in

    I wore a nice suit and some smart shoes.

    Did you fail the interview cause you didn't holster your weapon?

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    don't wear glasses to the interview, you'll be kicking yourself not being able to figure out why they're not letting you in

    I wore a nice suit and some smart shoes.

    Did you fail the interview cause you didn't holster your weapon?

    2 wanted stars for pulling out a baseball bat? Seriously, gay.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    don't wear glasses to the interview, you'll be kicking yourself not being able to figure out why they're not letting you in

    I wore a nice suit and some smart shoes.

    Did you fail the interview cause you didn't holster your weapon?

    2 wanted stars for pulling out a baseball bat? Seriously, gay.

    I hope you replied to their cellphone message so you could try again!

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DeaconBlues wrote: »
    So wait, this woman was screaming at you to go down on her in Romanian-accented German and you found it too hot to resist?

    This.

    This made me laugh so hard.

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