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[PHALLA] Lord of the Rings: The One Signups (Game start: May 24!) - All Spots full!

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Critical Failures
Lord of the Rings Phalla

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As ages pass, an ancient evil that was once defeated swells and rises again.
A new enemy and an old enemy join forces to destroy the world of man.
A fellowship is forged to travel to Mordor,
While the rest of the world prepares for war.



Since this is a CF Phalla, we're taking things more seriously than some of the SE++ Phallas I have run. That means if you're not playing, feel free to make an occasional post, but don't troll here and DO NOT fake vote if you're not a player.

The game will continue until a faction has won; there are multiple factions that have their own win condition.
DO NOT post/copy-and-paste/photograph/use OCR software/etc your role PM. If you do so and I find out, you will be killed most heinously.

As usual, there will be no dead thread and the game is NOT to be discussed with anyone once you have been killed, until it is over. Seriously.



Voting, abilities, etc will be revealed in PM and in the Game start thread.
You may ask for clarifications in the thread or via PM (either now or during the game), but I reserve the right to not answer for a variety of reasons: balance, hidden game mechanic, I don't like you, etc.

VOTING WILL CLOSE AT: 8 pm PST DAILY.

NARRATIONS WILL BE OUT BETWEEN 9 AND 10 DAILY; I AM WORKING AND IN SCHOOL AND CUT ME SOME SLACK OR SAURON WILL EAT YOU.

You are NOT required to vote daily; you ARE required to post in the game thread at least 2x daily.

No prior expertise in Phalla is required.
A knowledge of Lord of the Rings/Middle Earth will be helpful, although not required.

neville wrote: »
bwanie wrote: »
with seventy players I am really curious what roles we'll see.

will it be just LOTR or also from other tolkien sources?

The Hobbit & the LotR trilogy will be included.
Other sources will likely not be included, except for things I add in on my own because I am just that awesome.

The setting initially begins in the Fellowship, although the time period is obviously a branch off after that.
Any character from the books is POSSIBLE, although I will neither confirm nor deny the existence of any.

If we continue having tons of signups, I might extend the playerlist a bit.




Please do not sign up if you cannot participate from
May 24 until the 31st at the very least (approximately, may go longer as well.)



The Fellowship is Forged: May 24, 2008.


(Select a particular spot if you wish; if you do not specify a number, you will be placed in the next available spot).

Player List:
1. Raneados
2. Belruel
3. FunkyWaltDogg
4. Grundlterror
5. The Geebs That Is A Mod
6. bwanie
7. Bogey
8. EvilBadman
9. Nion
10. El Skid
11. Marshmallow
12. crimsoncoyote
13. iamtheaznman
14. Maximus
15. Stew_Stick
16. Soup
17. Stationary
18. TheLawinator
19. Gumpy
20. Balefuego
21. cheshire
22. Ryadic
23. mrpaku
24. That Dave Fella
25. Bliss 101
26. JohnHam
27. Infidel
28. AkimboLegs
29. SSGN727
30. Darkblade_1
31. B:L
32. KingMole
33. tehcoolryan
34. Repox
35. Varcayn
36. delroland
37. Quoth
38. Theidar
39. Straightzi
40. JPants
41. Xenogears of Bore
42. The Otaku Suppository
43. Osvik
44. Obbi
45. abotkin
46. lonelyahava
47. Oatway
48. cj iwakura
49. thorgot
50. Toxic Toys
51. Sepah
52. PotU
53. Egos
54. KrataLightblade
55. Daric
56. Cold Salmon and Hatred
57. Fembot
58. CrackedLens
59. Centipede Damascus
60. FrostMist
61. Dislexic
62. Shamus
63. Look Out it's Sabs!
64. ReTardis
65. Seriously
66. Locus
67. Trust
68. eecc
69. FreeAgent
70. Matatat
71. Ultarune
72. Monkeyfeet
73. Qorzm
74. ASimPerson
75. Crovaxan
76. Larlar
77. Celebrim2
78. NOR
79. Rainfall
80. Mr. Defecation
81. Exarch
82. Munkus Beaver
83. Last Son
84. TehSpectre
85. Hylianbunny

RESERVES:
1. cheez
2. Orestes
3. Agent Cooper
4. Crono729
5. DasUberEdward
6. Wildcat
7. precisionk
8. heretoinform
9.
10.

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  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !Sign up

    e: ahaha i signed up so fast

    Belruel on
    3DS friendcode: 2380-4618-2503
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sign up

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I haven't done a Phalla in forever

    should I?

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    yes bale, join us

    Belruel on
    3DS friendcode: 2380-4618-2503
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I like phalla

    !sign up

    edit - and bale, yes, we miss you

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited May 2008
    man I've got pretty good timing

    !signup

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited May 2008
    !sign up (as #4 or #7 please)

    Whoo, neville. Whoo!

    Bogey on
    Fitocracy: Join us in the SE++ group!
    XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
    PSN: Bogestrom
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !sign up

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You wait to start the sign-ups until after I should have left to go where I need to be.


    I'M GOING TO BE LATE BUT ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU FAIL IN YOUR ENDEAVOR TO KEEP ME OUT OF THE GAME LIKE YOU DID WITH THE WHEDONVERSE GAME

    !sign-up for slot #65


    HA HA

    Seriously on
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !In Like Flint

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hehe bogey, i told you so :-)

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  • NionNion Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !sign up

    Nion on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !sign up

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    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited May 2008
    !sign up for 13

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Swish SwishRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'll !Sign Up for #9 if you please.

    Or whatever's next if that's taken, no worries.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !sign up #24

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    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You have my sword! ;)
    !sign up

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  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wheeeeee!!!!

    Sign Up!

    Maximus on
  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !sign up

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  • SoupSoup Registered User
    edited May 2008
    !sign up

    I will live

    I'm sure of it

    Soup on
  • StationaryStationary Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sure why not

    !Sign Up

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    OH god, oh god OH GOD YES!!!

    Signed up

    Can I be Morgoth?

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    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !Sign up 6

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !Sign up

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'll !Sign Up for #9 if you please.

    Or whatever's next if that's taken, no worries.

    Closest was 11.

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  • cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !signup

    Yah! I love phallas now!

    cheshire on
    She was never meant to be a common creature
    Extraordinary takes time
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !Sign up

    After reading the mod Pedophalla I gotta try this shit. Don't really know what I'm doing, but it should be fun.

    Ryadic on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !signup

    mrpaku on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I sign up for slot 47!

    Oats on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited May 2008
    Ryadic wrote: »
    !Sign up

    After reading the mod Pedophalla I gotta try this shit. Don't really know what I'm doing, but it should be fun.
    You sicko! :P

    Bogey on
    Fitocracy: Join us in the SE++ group!
    XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
    PSN: Bogestrom
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !sign up!!!

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Swish SwishRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    OH god, oh god OH GOD YES!!!

    Signed up

    Can I be Morgoth?

    If you're Morgoth, I get to be Huan.

    Where's Lúthien? :winky:

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bogey wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    !Sign up

    After reading the mod Pedophalla I gotta try this shit. Don't really know what I'm doing, but it should be fun.
    You sicko! :P

    I wish.

    :winky:

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !signup #48

    Random whimsy.

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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    OH god, oh god OH GOD YES!!!

    Signed up

    Can I be Morgoth?

    I totally want Neville to say "okay. LAWINATOR IS GIVEN THE MORGOTH ROLE, EVERYONE".
    !Lawinator :P

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    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Caught up to post 36; Gumpy 6 was unavailable, put you in the next free spot.

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  • RepoxRepox Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !sign up 34

    Repox on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    !signup #48

    Random whimsy.

    G'day, neighbour.

    Oats on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !signup 27 if it's free, otherwise whatever.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    Man, it smells like week old cum crust in here.

    !signup 52, you lovable gay

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