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Telephone Call From Amsterdam (weird things thread)

I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
so i guess i got a telephone call from Amsterdam yesterday. there was a number i didn't recognize on my phone so i called it back and some connection line to amsterdam picked up.

and also I'm pretty sure i might have narrowly avoided getting mugged today.

when i closed up and went to take the deposit to the bank there was a car parked out front where we normally exit the store. the second it saw me leaving from the back exit (bout a 3 second trip to my car) they drove off going about 20 over.

i followed them for long enough to get their plates and call it in to the manager so she could take care of it.

so i might have died today as well... huh


so what what has happened recently that is kind of weird to you guys?

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Way to temp me into an outrage with this thread.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You hate those Amsterdames too, huh?

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  • BbajBbaj Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this thread is weird

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You're paranoid, this is a paranoia thread

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Our hospital got a phone call from an abandoned psych building with no power an no electricity a few times one night.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh and as far as weird things go I was in my bathroom a few days ago and there was a Huntsman spider in my bathroom. With his legs stretched out the motherfucker was probably the size of a human hand. It was especially terrifying because I was naked at the time. So I got some clothes on and tucked my pants into my socks (you never know). I proceeded to use half a bottle of Raid to sufficate him, then I carried the corpse around all day in a plastic cup, scaring my students with it.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ewwww

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    it was really weird this guy looked like an engineer but he put down these little boxes that blew up my sentries

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That sentence hurts my head.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My brother claims to have seen aliens posing as people with people masks.

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait. Like. Posing as people who are wearing masks?

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    no people who are dressed as aliens wearing human masks to pretend they are aliens posing as humans.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    iusehappymod wrote: »
    Wait. Like. Posing as people who are wearing masks?

    No, wearing masks with people's faces on them. They looked at him and took the masks off when no one else was looking.

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aliens dressed as different aliens wearing human masks so we dont know which aliens are disguising themselves.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    exactly


    also a lot of mushrooms

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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The best disguise

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'd be pretty scared

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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You wouldn't even see it coming, so how could you be afraid?

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  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    aliens dressed as aliens dressed as mormons

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Franko wrote: »
    oh and as far as weird things go I was in my bathroom a few days ago and there was a Huntsman spider in my bathroom. With his legs stretched out the motherfucker was probably the size of a human hand. It was especially terrifying because I was naked at the time. So I got some clothes on and tucked my pants into my socks (you never know). I proceeded to use half a bottle of Raid to sufficate him, then I carried the corpse around all day in a plastic cup, scaring my students with it.

    Huntsmans are practically harmless you monster. Plus, they keep your house clean by eating all other insects.
    800px-Huntsman_spider_with_meal.jpg

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I have copious amounts of poisons and inescapable prisons to deal with pests. I don't need Predator's and a Face Hugger's bastard child to help out.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Yes I was just about to ask if you could un-rape my h-scroll by spoilering.

    Thankee kind sir.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I have one silver hair in my beard. i'm 19.

    i think my dad is the silver surfer in his off time

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I have one silver hair in my beard. i'm 19.

    HA!

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    I have one silver hair in my beard. i'm 19.

    HA!

    The day Otaku found a silver tentacle was a sad day indeed.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I think my cousin is the head of an international drug cartel or something

    she and her fiance just bought a 3000 sq. ft. house with a whole bunch of property around it

    she teaches school part time and he's a valet

    there is no conceivable method by which they could afford this on that sort of salary

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That would all depend on the placement of the tentacle.

    Besides, this has nothing to do with that.

    Drop the act Debellum. Now we all know you are secretly 46 years old you old bastard you.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    I think my cousin is the head of an international drug cartel or something

    she and her fiance just bought a 3000 sq. ft. house with a whole bunch of property around it

    she teaches school part time and he's a valet

    there is no conceivable method by which they could afford this on that sort of salary

    Secretly won the lottery, but doesn't want chump family members asking for handouts

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    I think my cousin is the head of an international drug cartel or something

    she and her fiance just bought a 3000 sq. ft. house with a whole bunch of property around it

    she teaches school part time and he's a valet

    there is no conceivable method by which they could afford this on that sort of salary

    Secretly won the lottery, but they weren't totally sure it wasn't a scam, so they didn't tell everyone they knew they had won 12 million dollars before they found out for sure.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I AM SPANISH DO YOU TRUST ME

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    NOT WITH MY WOMEN OR ROSES

    NOR MY TINY DOGS

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    iusehappymod wrote: »
    Wait. Like. Posing as people who are wearing masks?

    No, wearing masks with people's faces on them. They looked at him and took the masks off when no one else was looking.

    I saw something like that on tv once.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My mom's car got broken into today and her purse got stolen. She had a copy of my ATM card so I had to cancel it.

    This really isn't strange, because this is kind of one of those things that we could have seen coming. Still sucks, though.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    they broke into my purse and stole my car

    bitches

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Are you a mouse? Do you drive an RC car around and have adventures?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    t-t-t-t-t-todd!

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I feel like I am just barely missing your reference Teefs.

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