The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.
Why do birds chirp at night
Fandyien
But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
Why are these assholes chirping
You are keeping me awake and it is clearly dark outside go to sleep you feathery douchebags
I swear to god I'm gonna shoot them all in the morning
You are keeping me awake and it is clearly dark outside go to sleep you feathery douchebags
I swear to god I'm gonna shoot them all in the morning
Fandyien on
0
Posts
you're setting them off
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
i was going to make a bird thread and it was going to be way better than this whingy shite
now i have to reset the originality timer, fuck
also
No. Birds try to eliminate much redundancy in their life.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
A murder of crows like 20 feet from my window, just chilling there, cawing. Everyone else hates them but I admire the fuck out of them.
The piss comes rolled into the shit
See
Birds suck
yeah yeah yeah
i'm gonna go get a drink
they are from the galapagos islands and they can swim like fucking seals. i bet they live off giant sea iguanas and young whales
unlike you.
shut up :x
I don't get it
Spell it out in explicit detail
Big red tie beat you. See, he's just so creative and funny!
"you should have been a blow job"
if a gull can get to 20 metres, an albatross could plumb the depths to pester Kraken. it would kill you if it tried i'm sure
did you know puffins bury in deep burrows and make a warning / breeding sound louder than chainsaws?
a puffin would fucking keep you awake if you were stupid enough to sleep in their regal company
Fuck yes, I was just about to albatross this place all up. But you did it. So now I can't.
Where I lives, sometimes you'll see seagulls cracking open oysters (okay maybe not oysters I don't know really, they're those meaty things inside shells) by plucking them from the shallows, flying high and then divebombing them into the concrete.
if the stork is a symbol of birth then the marabou is death itself. look at him. there's one of these guys at the vancouver zoo, i went there once and he stared me down. he knows he'll be back to claim me one of these days
"the best part of you ran down your momma leg"
They pierce my soul.
why are they so mournful, those eyes?!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]