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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You know, I really should buy the PA game, but I still have like two chapters of BGII to get through.

    --

    Church: You honked her boob didn't you.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hilger wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Hilger wrote: »
    Did you give reacharounds?

    I give passive-aggressive reacharounds. Very hesitant and soft, and when they ask for more force I deathgrip until they cry and ask for it to stop.

    Sadly, this is exactly how my last date went.

    Better than mine.

    To look at it more positively, I went a full twenty minutes without doing something stupid on my last date.

    It's just, you know, after about twenty minutes she just left.
    Oh man. That's fucking cold as ice right there.

    It's okay, that means she was a bitch and therefore not worth your time.

    No, I'm making progress. See, the first time I asked her out, she just ignored me completely.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The best thing about the internet is how if one knows what the are doing then BSG airing in the UK but not America still means I get to watch BSG later today.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Hilger wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Hilger wrote: »
    Did you give reacharounds?

    I give passive-aggressive reacharounds. Very hesitant and soft, and when they ask for more force I deathgrip until they cry and ask for it to stop.

    Sadly, this is exactly how my last date went.

    Better than mine.

    To look at it more positively, I went a full twenty minutes without doing something stupid on my last date.

    It's just, you know, after about twenty minutes she just left.
    Oh man. That's fucking cold as ice right there.

    It's okay, that means she was a bitch and therefore not worth your time.

    No, I'm making progress. See, the first time I asked her out, she just ignored me completely.

    At this rate you should get laid in....five years?

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    HilgerHilger Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Hilger wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Hilger wrote: »
    Did you give reacharounds?

    I give passive-aggressive reacharounds. Very hesitant and soft, and when they ask for more force I deathgrip until they cry and ask for it to stop.

    Sadly, this is exactly how my last date went.

    Better than mine.

    To look at it more positively, I went a full twenty minutes without doing something stupid on my last date.

    It's just, you know, after about twenty minutes she just left.
    Oh man. That's fucking cold as ice right there.

    It's okay, that means she was a bitch and therefore not worth your time.

    No, I'm making progress. See, the first time I asked her out, she just ignored me completely.

    At this rate you should get laid in....five years?
    Just think; pretty soon she'll let you look at her without having to wear that bag over your head!

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Hilger wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Hilger wrote: »
    Did you give reacharounds?

    I give passive-aggressive reacharounds. Very hesitant and soft, and when they ask for more force I deathgrip until they cry and ask for it to stop.

    Sadly, this is exactly how my last date went.

    Better than mine.

    To look at it more positively, I went a full twenty minutes without doing something stupid on my last date.

    It's just, you know, after about twenty minutes she just left.
    Oh man. That's fucking cold as ice right there.

    It's okay, that means she was a bitch and therefore not worth your time.

    No, I'm making progress. See, the first time I asked her out, she just ignored me completely.

    At this rate you should get laid in....five years?

    Oh man I will be fucking thrilled if I get this girl into bed in five years.

    I'd be ecstatic if I could just get into an actual relationship with her within five years.

    Church on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    See, I just do the several-year relationship thing, and then they spontaneously steal my pants.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    -How do we know when we fall in love?
    -Oh, don't you worry. Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone.


    Words that I arbitrarily live by.

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    See all this is why I'm so scared of girls.

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    play my twine game about dracula IF YOU DARE
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This actually happened, earlier today. I got a text message from her, not really saying anything, just mundane small-talk bullshit. And after we go back-in-forth in that fashion a few times she says "Oh sorry about the other day I just had to run sorry. I'll be done with school Thursday so I'll have more time after that." This is the first time she's talked to me at all since it actually happened, a full week ago. My response to her comment about finishing with school this week is, naturally, to ask her if she has any plans this weekend.

    "I'm at a concert. Stop texting me."

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I fell in love once.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2008
    1619

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    This actually happened, earlier today. I got a text message from her, not really saying anything, just mundane small-talk bullshit. And after we go back-in-forth in that fashion a few times she says "Oh sorry about the other day I just had to run sorry. I'll be done with school Thursday so I'll have more time after that." This is the first time she's talked to me at all since it actually happened, a full week ago. My response to her comment about finishing with school this week is, naturally, to ask her if she has any plans this weekend.

    "I'm at a concert. Stop texting me."
    Why do you bother? She sounds horrible.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What happened in 1916?

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    1619 i mean

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Me?

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    James wrote: »
    What happened in 1916?
    Flu epidemic?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Many things.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Shit.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Munich_%281619%29

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    HilgerHilger Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    This actually happened, earlier today. I got a text message from her, not really saying anything, just mundane small-talk bullshit. And after we go back-in-forth in that fashion a few times she says "Oh sorry about the other day I just had to run sorry. I'll be done with school Thursday so I'll have more time after that." This is the first time she's talked to me at all since it actually happened, a full week ago. My response to her comment about finishing with school this week is, naturally, to ask her if she has any plans this weekend.

    "I'm at a concert. Stop texting me."
    Ya. Next time she asks you out, the conversation should pretty much look like this:

    Her: Hey would you like to blah blah blah on X day?
    You: No thanks, I'm busy.
    Her: Oh, doing what?
    You: Not spending time hanging out with annoying assholes who have superiority complexes.

    Then hang up, cause fuck that shit.

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    COKCS

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hilger wrote: »
    Her: Hey would you like to blah blah blah on X day?

    Problem.

    That would never happen.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2008
    Dicks

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    LOL

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