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Tetsugen
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Found out tonight that the wife has a unnatural obsession with airplane sex and since we're about to head on another trip I thought I might as well get my wings.
Any general advice and pointers for not getting caught?
Any general advice and pointers for not getting caught?
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Those bathrooms are tiiiiiiiiiiny
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
You best bet is to get a late night flight when there are less people on the flight, going at it hammer and tongs in the middle of a peak flight is going to A) Piss people off because you are using up a stall and
Satans..... hints.....
Or imagine some fat midwestern housefrau who would panic when the restroom was locked for too long. OMG terrorists!
The harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun.
Alternatively, rent a private plane? There's a company in Atlanta that does this sort of thing, and you could probably find them elsewhere. http://www.milehighatlanta.com/
It is nearly impossible in anything for a domestic flight. It needs to be on an international plane.
Go to the back or the front of the plane (if first class)
OR - the best plane to do it on is a new Airbus something or other - they have an underdeck galley with six bathrooms, a standing area, and a water dispenser. I flew lufthansa and the plane was brand new, to and from italy from California. It was the greatest plane I've ever been on. The bathrooms were huge, new, and clean. Like the plane.
I dunno, I tried it on an 8-hour middle of the night flight to London from Atlanta and it still didn't work out.
Heh. Must have been crowded or a shitty 747
The crowding wasn't the problem; we seriously waited until the whole plane was quiet and asleep, didn't make a peep, and even then the stewardess came and banged on the door pretty much immediately.
Plus, you know, performance anxiety was sinking that ship before it even hit open water. Plus plus, even though the bathroom was clean, it smelled like cleaned-up vomit and sanitizer. Planes are no good for sex.
If porn has taught me anything, it's that the stewardess wanted some of the action. You fool! You could have fulfilled the threesome fantasy at the same time!
Dude, that stewardess was seriously older than my mom. I felt so bad when we were slinking out, and she gave us that awful disapproving look.
Threesomes not on a plane, though.
So what I'm trying to say is, if you pull this off I need details.
Seriously, Trow, you have a sex drive that would put most NBA players to shame.