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Gentlemen, start your car thread!

KlykaKlyka DO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
I didn't see a thread about cars and the search didn't turn one up.

Cars are essential to life as they destroy our planet and also make you feel and look like a badass.
Or a douche.
What makes the difference? The car you drive of course!

I drive this one (note,this is the same model,but is not a picture of my car,I just found it on the net):

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at the moment. That should make me a gigantic douche.

I also have one of these:
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which improves on my doucheness even more.

And this one just rolled into my garage a few weeks ago:
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Mhhhh so much doucheness!

So,want to show off your rides?
Want me to take proof pics that I really own those cars?

Then POST!

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This thread wouldn't be so terrible if only you weren't such a gigantic douche.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    This thread wouldn't be so terrible if only you weren't such a gigantic douche.

    Look at those abs and then try to say it to my face.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yeah.

    They aren't changing my opinion. See if anything it all makes you an ever bigger douche than you were just a second ago.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jesus Christ, Klyka...

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Seriously is there something wrong with you or what?

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    Seriously is there something wrong with you or what?

    it's his brucie persona

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    be better if you posted pics of your escorts

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I just feel that this approach fits best in SE++.

    @lostwords: but this is the CARS thread, i don't want to get offtopic D:

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I own a jet.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Seriously is there something wrong with you or what?

    it's his dumb persona

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I own a jetpack

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I own a jetpack wearing dinosaur.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I own a pack.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Being a gargantuan douche and then claiming it's what you think SE++ likes to see is supposed to make you seem like LESS of a douche?

    Man I thought you were an ok dude, Klyka. But shit. Now all I wanna do is carjack the shit out of you.

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  • noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I drive a car that is worth $2,900.

    I roll in style bitches

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    God I just don't understand why people drive gas guzzlers. Why can't everyone just drive a 1.0 liter smart car with a hybrid engine.

    Then everyone is happy.

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    16mpg and I love it

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    See Stale is really the only guy whose opinion is right on basically everything.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Stale saves the thread

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I own my own band of elite hypersmart dinosaur mercenaries I send out on deadly missions the A-Team can't handle

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  • noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I took this thread too seriously

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    See Stale is really the only guy whose opinion is right on basically everything.

    <3<3<3<3

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That is indeed an executive lifestyle car choice Stale. BURN those gallons baby.

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I can still afford to put gas in a gas guzzler right now

    but if gas keeps going up (it certainly never goes back down signficantly) that shit is going to turn into a second car payment

    that $2.99 gas deal dodge was doing sounded good but they don't offer it on any of their cars I'd drive

    I'm considering reflashing to my 87 octane tune as it is right now

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I own five lion-shaped robots that interface with one another and form and super-robot with an awesome sword even though the blue leg lion keeps getting the shit kicked out of it because some wimpy little princess drives it and all she ever does is scream and get electrocuted.

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  • Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    I own my own band of elite hypersmart dinosaur mercenaries I send out on deadly missions the A-Team can't handle

    You own the plot to Jurassic Park IV?

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait. That's a Honda s2000, right?

    You drive an Audi, a Benz... and a Honda?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i just paid $50 to fill up about half a tank of gas

    i hope the dudes who run shell and exxon and mobil and all those places get eaten by piranhas

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My car drinks 30-year old scotch and fucks prom queens.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I own my own band of elite hypersmart dinosaur mercenaries I send out on deadly missions the A-Team can't handle, like the time that the fucking italian plumber couldn't get his shit toghether and kept showing up at the wrong castle. I mean fuck, he was union so he kept on getting paid for his fuck-ups. Thankfully my dinos wrecked his shit and then ran a train on the broad in the pink dress.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My car runs on sex and belches happiness.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Critical wrote: »
    Wait. That's a Honda s2000, right?

    You drive an Audi, a Benz... and a Honda?

    It was my first car and I was poor?

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    did vtec just kick in

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I own my own band of elite hypersmart dinosaur mercenaries I send out on deadly missions the A-Team can't handle, like the time that the fucking italian plumber couldn't get his shit toghether and kept showing up at the wrong castle. I mean fuck, he was union so he kept on getting paid for his fuck-ups. Thankfully my dinos wrecked his shit and then ran a train on the broad in the pink dress.

    to be fair, she was asking for it, that slut

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  • Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    not my car, but:

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I own my own band of elite hypersmart dinosaur mercenaries I send out on deadly missions the A-Team can't handle, like the time that the fucking italian plumber couldn't get his shit toghether and kept showing up at the wrong castle. I mean fuck, he was union so he kept on getting paid for his fuck-ups. Thankfully my dinos wrecked his shit and then ran a train on the broad in the pink dress.

    to be fair, she was asking for it, that slut

    Ain't she always.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You know I ain't gonna lie, I fell in loooove with the Audi R8 after seeing the Iron Man movie.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    You know I ain't gonna lie, I fell in loooove with the Audi R8 after seeing the Iron Man movie.

    My buddies and I couldn't decide if we'd rather have the car or the Iron Man suit.

    I mean, the suit can fly but that car can fly ON THE ROAD.

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  • Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    You know I ain't gonna lie, I fell in loooove with the Audi R8 after seeing the Iron Man movie.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R1TIJqFDbg

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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