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You guys like Cheetos?

DraculaDracula DARCUL DAS WAMPYRegistered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
Today at work I decided I wanted some Doritos so I walked to the vending machine to get some and there weren't any. So then I decided to go to a different vending machine to get Doritos and it didn't have any either. In all I walked all over hell looking for Doritos and I found none.

In the end I gave up and just got some Cheetos. But then, lo and behold as I reach down to pick up my fucking shit, there was a butterfinger some one had bought and then just left in the vending machine. So in the end I scored double time.

Then my girlfriend called and said she was leaving me.


But cheetos are pretty good, right?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    AAAAAAAAAAH!

    A VAMPIRE!

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    SOMEONE FUCKING KILL IT!

    SOMEONE CALL VAN HELSING!

    SHIT SHIT SHIT!

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this is an excellent story

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I HAVE GARLIC!

    I LOVE JESUS!

    YOU'D BETTER STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    oh shit blanche gonna get raped

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    dracula, i invite you inside of chico blue's pants

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  • DraculaDracula DARCUL DAS WAMPY Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hi guys

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    don't go to Dr. Acula

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    drooocuhla

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You're not Dracula.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    your girlfriend is leaving you because you're a fat cheese-smelling moron with the world's most boring stories.

    the more you know.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    koshian wolfhead would like a word with you

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  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cheetacula

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  • DraculaDracula DARCUL DAS WAMPY Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So you guys don't have a preference when it comes to snack foods?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    poopula

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    YOU'D BEST GET GOING, DRACULA

    THIS IS INVISIBLE MAN TERRITORY

    THERE AIN'T ROOM FOR TWO CLASSIC MOVIE MONSTERS

    Who said that?


    Show yourselves!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dr. McNinja totally punched you in the face.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i have some sunflower seeds; my boyfriend, who loves me and is not leaving me, went and bought them for me.

    the love and snack are both delicious.

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  • HeliosphanHeliosphan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hopefully Doc McNinja show's up or something soon....

    Hunter wrote: »
    Dr. McNinja totally punched you in the face.

    Damn it!

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You already have cheetos in your sig. Then you have a story about them. You're also a new guy.



    Pathetic shill or just pathetic?

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    wolfhead just ate your face i'm sorry

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    If there's anything I hate more than a vampire, it's someone pretending to be a vampire.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ok, ok, guys, would the invisible man's poop be invisible as well? what about sweat and semen? his blood?

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  • DraculaDracula DARCUL DAS WAMPY Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    You already have cheetos in your sig. Then you have a story about them. You're also a new guy.



    Pathetic shill or just pathetic?


    It was only a coincidence that my story involved Cheetos.

    It was Doritos I was going for.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    ok, ok, guys, would the invisible man's poop be invisible as well? what about sweat and semen? his blood?
    we had this conversation awhile ago about the invisible woman about whether or not you could see your dong inside her whilst boning

    i believe an agreement was reached that she projected a field just above her skin rendering anything inside it invisible

    so i suppose yes

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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    this thread is now about these and how good they are

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
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    this thread is now about these and how good they are

    oh shit i love these

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  • DraculaDracula DARCUL DAS WAMPY Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I prefer Ho-Hos

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    is the poop invisible forever if it remains invisible upon leaving his body? could he poop in a public place, and then someone would step in invisible poop and just have no idea and not be able to see it, only smell/feel it?

    and! if the poop becomes visible after leaving his body, what if he had eaten some bad food, and there was blood in the stool? would streaks of the poop be invisible?

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I used to be a Cheeto fan when I was a kid, now I don't eat chips at all. Except Sun Chips, god damn, they're amazing.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    bel

    I know I've said it before

    but I love what you've become

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i used to like zebra cakes

    i think i ate too much for too many days

    now they make me gag

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  • PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Motherfucker loves Cheetos. ((spoiled for hugeness))
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wotsits>Cheetos

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    I used to be a Cheeto fan when I was a kid, now I don't eat chips at all. Except Sun Chips, god damn, they're amazing.

    baked lays
    Fuck that shit. Original Sun Chips.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    I used to be a Cheeto fan when I was a kid, now I don't eat chips at all. Except Sun Chips, god damn, they're amazing.

    baked lays
    fucking yes they are so good

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  • HeliosphanHeliosphan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Wotsits>Cheetos


    Amen!

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  • DraculaDracula DARCUL DAS WAMPY Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Really, Pringles are probably better than Cheetos. They come in that sweet ass cylinder.

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  • DraculaDracula DARCUL DAS WAMPY Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Seriously, you can do so much shit with that container.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Like shove it up your ass!

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