The art in this comic reminds me of that ancient PA comic where somebody did a guest comic where Gabe went to the 80s and brought back swag.
didn't scott kurtz do that comic?
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Ooh I know, they can do a whole prequel trilogy showing Sauron's fall to darkness! He could be played by Shia Labeouf in the first one, Clive Owen in the second, and in the end be played by Clint Howard.
And you can show Melkor and the creation of the rings and Sauron can be whiny and angsty and kill Sand People, even the women and the children. And try to court Arwen because she's smooth and soft, not like sand that is rough.
Oh yeah and the arrival of the Wizards and the like, or some such.
somehow legolas skating down a flight of stairs still is the worst part of that whole trilogy.
stabbing an orc with an arrow and shooting another with said arrow in one move? badass
groovy/mundo Xtreeeme sk8boarding? not-so-badass
Stunt guy loved snowboarding, Jackson thought it was awesome.
Really what irritated me about all of that is that Legolas was apparently some kind of super elf, because Haldir got the shit kicked out of him like 5 minutes into the battle and there were just mounds of dead elves, but oh no, not Legolas.
Oh well.
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You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
Seems that way.
There's gotta be more incriminating photos of Khoo on there...
FUCK YOU ENGLISH
it's just how he rolls
didn't scott kurtz do that comic?
And you can show Melkor and the creation of the rings and Sauron can be whiny and angsty and kill Sand People, even the women and the children. And try to court Arwen because she's smooth and soft, not like sand that is rough.
Oh yeah and the arrival of the Wizards and the like, or some such.
Also, more lasers.
Die.
Liiiiiive
No fruity elves stealing all their thunder
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stabbing an orc with an arrow and shooting another with said arrow in one move? badass
groovy/mundo Xtreeeme sk8boarding? not-so-badass
ok, amazon changed their listing last night to say July 10th, so nevermind.
Stunt guy loved snowboarding, Jackson thought it was awesome.
Really what irritated me about all of that is that Legolas was apparently some kind of super elf, because Haldir got the shit kicked out of him like 5 minutes into the battle and there were just mounds of dead elves, but oh no, not Legolas.
Oh well.
Gollum would be pink with floppy ears and a really annoying lispy accent.
I mean, Tolkien was pretty big on the idea of "blood" enabling people to do kickass stuff.
That said, didn't Sauron live in Mirkwood for a time? Like, he lived under a hill or something, building strength?
Way to drop the ball, Mirkwood elves.
I can just see it now, couple elves talking to each other. "Hey I hear tales of some dark sorceror in the woods you should check that out."
"No you should."
"No way, you're a far more qualified elf."
"No you."
"Fuck it, I'm busy."
"Well me too."
that guy needs more work, he's really America's Funnyman
except that one time when the fruity elves stole their thunder and stuffed it in some barrels
prince of mirkwood