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[Mini] My Little Phalla - Game Over: Minor Village Victory; EBM is a bastard

EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered User regular
edited June 2008 in Critical Failures
MY LITTLE PHALLA
The End of Flutter Valley.

On their way to Flutter Valley for the Ponyville's Most Happiest Sugary Celebration ever, the Little Ponies are delayed by the Witches of the Mountain of Gloom; Hydia, Reekia and Draggle. Thankfully, the nefarious plot was foiled by the Flutter Ponies, who swooped in at the last moment to save the Little Ponies. The Ponies, et al. continue to trek to Flutter Valley, unknowingly being trailed by the aforementioned witches! The Witches were not alone, however, as they have allied with Queen Bumble, and her Bee Army. Now, Flutter Valley is dying because the Sun Stone has gone missing! Queen Rosedust of the Flutter Ponies has charged you with recovering the Sun Stone!

Rules:
Each night you will !vote one of your own to Journey Outside Flutter Valley To The Mysterious Unknown(tm), they will not return. The Vote Ends Nightly at 12AM EST. This gives you one hour to panicky vote while you're waiting for LOTR to update.

All Normal Phalla Rules Apply. No PM copying, screen shots, etc. No contact the living if dead, no anon contact.

Inactive Rule AKA Don't Be Spaik: Post meaningfully, as meaningfully an EBM Run Phalla can be. If you're just cruising through the game with "X POST PER DAY" to try and appease the imaginary minimum post count, I will cut you.

Narrations:
Day 1: Appetite For Destruction
Day 1.5: Totem of Dispair (TWO REPLACEMENTS CONTAINED WITHIN)
Day 2: I've been through the desert on a horse with no name...
Day 3: Great Balls of Fire
Day 4: Sun Stoned
Day 5: I am Hated
My Little Reveal Post


PLAYERLIST:
1. FreeAgent
2. DarkPrimus
3. Ultarune - Ribbon: Bees made her outsmart herself, Day 3
4. Cj Iwakura - Magic Star: Exiled by the Residents of Flutter Valley, Day 2
5. Xenogears of Bore - Surprise: Surprised, Day 3
6. IstEl - Posey: Exiled by the Residents of Flutter Valley, Day 3
7. Quoth
8. Grundlterror
9. JPants - Sundance: Bee Attack Followed By Crocodile Visit, Day 2
10. TheLawinator
11. Osvik
12. Bliss 101 - Paradise: Trou de Loup, Day 1
13. Mr. Defecation
14. Belruel - Sweet Stuff: Quicksand. Day 2
15. DasUberEdward - Fizzy: Drawn and Quartered, Day 1
16. Qorzm
17. Obbi
18. Enlightenedbum - Peach Blossom: Blasting Off Again, Day 3
19. Balefuego
20. FunkyWaltDogg - CupCake: Exiled by the Residents of Flutter Valley, Day 1
21. Fembot
22. eecc
23. Hylianbunny - Galaxy: (Nic) Cage of Bees, Day 1
24. Devoutly Apathetic - Lickity Split: Rocked Too Hard, Day 2
25. B:L

Pony Reserve Team Beta (PRT Alpha found dead in a snowstorm)
1. lonelyahava

FyreWulff wrote: »
I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !First in and the Ultimate Pony of Death

    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !sign me up as the prettyist but deadliest pony that ever did clip-clop through the gumdrop forest.

    DarkPrimus on
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    Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Good catch on that bold Primus.

    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • UltaruneUltarune Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sign up

    Ultarune on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !Select your gun, and then, select your [pony].

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why yes, I did Wikipedia My Little Ponies.

    Also, If you want a specific number, call it otherwise you get added. No retroactive number calling.

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I, Pony 23, will be first to the glue factory.

    Hylianbunny on
  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sign up

    Xenogears of Bore on
    3DS CODE: 3093-7068-3576
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    A chance to kill cute little ponies? I !sign up!

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    OMG I AM THE PRETTIEST PONY

    !sign up

    Quoth on
  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am Pony Death, Reaper of Pony Souls.

    Prepare to be shuffled off this pony coil.

    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !take me to candy mountain

    Grundlterror on
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  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !Sign up, why not!

    JPants on
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Unless the Playercap is filled in the next 45 minutes, the first game day will be Friday.

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !Sign up

    Aww hell yea, I'm the evilest pony.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !sign up

    Yay for phalla addictions

    Osvik on
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !pony me up

    Bliss 101 on
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  • PapillonPapillon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !Join

    Papillon on
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    AFK for a half hour. If the list is full up by then, expect PMs.

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !I am the Prettiest Pony.

    B:L on
    10mvrci.png click for Anime chat
  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !sign up

    Belruel on
    3DS friendcode: 2380-4618-2503
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh god..

    !sign up

    DasUberEdward on
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Salmon is not pink, B:L.

    DarkPrimus on
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    Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !Sign up

    Qorzm on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    !Signup

    Obbi on
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Considering I think I just was horribly slain by a renegade arrow in D&D's current Phalla, I !Signup

    enlightenedbum on
    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !sign up

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sign me up!

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • FembotFembot Registered User
    edited May 2008
    !sign up

    Fembot on
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Updated through #30.

    B:L fails spectacularly.

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why would you misspell my name? I demand answers!

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !sign up


    Let the pony play begin.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So are you allowed to be in a phalla and a mini-phalla simultaneously?

    If so, then !sign up.

    These are rather fun!

    ecco the dolphin on
    Penny Arcade Developers at PADev.net.
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    eecc wrote: »
    These are rather fun!

    .....one of us, one of us, one of us....

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Salmon is not pink, B:L.

    Or is it?

    B:L on
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Salmon is not pink, B:L.

    Or is it?

    The GM said no and the GM is the GM.

    DarkPrimus on
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    Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
  • cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh! This is so cute! Sign me up if there is still room.

    cheshire on
    She was never meant to be a common creature
    Extraordinary takes time
  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    eecc wrote: »
    These are rather fun!

    .....one of us, one of us, one of us....

    Yay! I'm loved! HUGS FOR ALL!

    ecco the dolphin on
    Penny Arcade Developers at PADev.net.
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well, guess this means we're not starting tonight... and we were so close, too.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Can I sign other people up?

    Hylianbunny on
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