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[Mini] My Little Phalla - Game Over: Minor Village Victory; EBM is a bastard

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Sometimes I ask myself, "How monstrous do I feel like being today?"

    Now, I kind of want to vote Bale into a tie with B:L, but such things aren't usually my style. So Obbi, what do you think? Should I let B:L hang, or allow fate to decide the winner?

    Since it's Day 1, it's obvious that we're just looking at factors that don't help with the game at all, because we can't make of anything yet.

    Let's look at B:L for a moment. Now, B:L imported Everything's Peaceful. For this, I both love and hate him. He's also batshit crazy.

    Really, I'm in favor of having Bale get voted, as B:L died day 1 in LOTR phalla, and having him also die Day 1 in this mini to the vote just sounds too mean.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    also !retract FreeAgent and !vote FunkayWalkinDawg

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Alright, so a vote shall be cast to make a tie.

    Preference between Bale and FWD?

    EDIT: Oh man. 3 way tie anyone? Acutally, no, that might be a little too much for Day 1.

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    UltaruneUltarune Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    vote FWD!

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    B:L died day 1 in LOTR Phalla? I didnt even realize he was in it

    big games are hard to keep track of

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BETTING ENDS

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well, not much to reveal here.

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    Pony just like everyone else.

    Except I've got a vigilante ability at my disposal, and DevoutlyApathetic's dying tonight.

    Nothing personal, of course.

    So if any guardians, seers, mafia(best of all) want to get in touch, be my guest.


    I would have used the image of my role, but that is one creepy looking pony.

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    OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ok then reveal time.

    I am a Vigilante and I targetted DasUberEdward.

    So this round if any guardians around can guard me and any seers get in contact with me so we can start rooting out the evil ponies in our midst.

    And if DasUberEdward is either of those ppl then we are stuffed but i'll place my trust in random.org

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    intriguing

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    alright I'm a double vigilante and I targeted Osvik and CJ Iwakura

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    OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The plot thickens...

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm waiting for the narration before making any wild claims.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Epic reveal:

    I AM PESTILENCE PONY! YOU WILL ALL FEAR ME! THE FOUR OF US RIDE TO YOUR DAMNATION!

    Jk, I am a pretty pony.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    if you both end up dead I will be sadder than Eeyore

    who I'm surprised isn't anybody's avatar for this thing.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Everyone's a vigilante. Gremlins 4: The Pony Batch.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    dont feed me after midnight

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ITT: Draw A Horse

    Obbi will start.

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DAY 1
    Appetite for Destruction.


    Fizzy playfully wandered the sprawling forest on Flutter Valley's northern reach, chasing monarch butterflies and humming to herself. With the Sun Stone absent, the trees emitted a foreboding vibe. Light did not penetrate the darkened wood, not anymore. Suddenly, her forelegs became entangled in a mass of vines strewn about the ground. She valiantly fought to escape this predicament, and became further ensnared, each of her tiny hooves pulling in separate directions. The constriction worsened as the trees themselves tugged gently apart. Fizzy began to twitch as she felt her green haired skin stretched far beyond her limit. When her body was finally torn asunder, her bloody entrails were flung as far as the thicket's edge.

    Wind Whistler led an investigation, curious to the guttural howls emitted from the north. When she slipped ever so slightly on Fizzy's decimated intestines, she barely managed to form the words, "Jesus Fucking Christ!" before her technicolored vomit joined the putrid yellow bile before her.

    Elsewhere, Galaxy strolled along a familiar dusty round when she was ambushed. When she came to, she found herself imprisoned in a wicker cage. Shortly thereafter, horror filled the air to the tune of angry bees. The swarm mercilessly stung her without remorse, leaving the remnants of a swollen corpse in their wake.

    The remaining ponies begin chucking rocks at CupCake, shouting only as an angry mob would. Cupcake did not know what laybeyond Flutter Valley, but it couldn't be worse than the mutiny here, could it?

    After their removal of CupCake, the mob parted ways. Paradise did not make it far however, before stumbling into hole disguised by stray leaves. Death came in the form of sharpened twigs to greet her at the bottom. She spent her remaining hours shouting for help as the punctures slowly bore into her hindquarters and eye sockets.

    The Dead:
    Hylianbunny - Galaxy: (Nic) Cage of Bees.*
    DasUberEdward - Fizzy: Drawn and Quartered.
    Bliss 101 - Paradise: Trou de Loup.
    FunkyWaltDogg - CupCake: Exiled by the Residents of Flutter Valley.

    *notthebees.gif

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ITT: Draw A Horse


    OoOoOoO

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DUE never knew what it was like to draw a horse.

    Only how to be drawn.

    A dark day to be a Pony.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well, so much for that idea.

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    OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hmm two vigilante reveals and only one of their targets dead.

    !vote cj iwakura to the glue factory

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    And I knew the deaths were going to be gruesome, somehow.

    !vote DevoutlyApathetic

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh my god, this is the best Phalla ever.

    I am laughing so hard here.

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Also: That narration? Smokin' hot.

    Aside from the part where you changed Fizzy's name to Flutter in the first paragraph, but whatever works.

    Hmmm... cj or DA... interesting.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh God no, Fizzy!

    !vote cj iwakura for failing to vigilante as promised

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    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hrmmmm



    hrmmmmmmmm

    Hrmmmmmmmmmm

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Supplemental Photo added to Day 1 Narration. Name errors in paragraph 1 fixed.

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well, nothing to lose.

    The vigilante I was in contact with died.

    Since the order of actions is mafia > specials, I assume they got to him first.

    Hence, DA narrowly evaded death.

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ITT: Draw A Horse

    Obbi will start.

    Every time I read this post, I just laugh even more.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Also, the beeeees

    (Where's that gif of Nic in the bear suit hitting the girl across the face?)

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    evilbadmn: MY NARRATION ROCKS YOUR SOCKS, BITCH
    DPDarkPrimus: PONIES DON'T WEAR SOCKS!
    evilbadmn: (gasp)

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The above is me.

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Also, I had the Drawn and Quartered death written well before that hilariously timed post.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    so roles aren't revealed upon death?

    Because I'm not seeing any supposed vigilante up there

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Doesn't look like it, unless my contact was lying(unlikely).

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    so roles aren't revealed upon death?

    Because I'm not seeing any supposed vigilante up there

    Specials, if any, are not announced on death. Ponies will be announced by their Pony Name.

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    who was your vig supposed to be cj

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yea, guys I wouldn't let CJ out of this one on the "Oh, I had a contact", a contact who is now conveniently dead.

    !vote cj iwakura.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hylianbunny.

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