To All Those That Will Be Attending

ShadeShade Registered User regular
edited July 2006 in PAX Archive
This has been brought up time and time again, but I would like to reiterate.

Before you show up for PAX on the first day, please shower or bathe.

Please bring more than one change of clothes with you if you plan on playing DDR.

Please bring and wear deodorant.

The Console, Tabletop, or BYOC are not the place to leave smelly clothes that you have changed out of, please put them in your room or car.

If you are drinking BAWLS, do not set the empty bottle on linolium or a hard surface.

Please do not slap other people while playing rock paper sissors and get everyone thrown out of a hotelroom.

If you do not play DDR, Guitar Heros, or Beatmania, please do not make fun of the people that do.

Please breathe through your nose and not your mouth, and at a level at which the people around you cannot hear.

Please do not indugle, consort, or encourage the people from G4.

Do not draw Goatse or talking penises on pictochat.

Do not stare at the Frag Dolls for more than 5 minutes straight.

Do not yell pwned noob, unless it has comical reference.

Do not constantly tell the guys from Red VS Blue about your awsome idea for an episode.

Do not follow Mike or Jerry for the entire Expo.

Please do not hinder or obstruct the Enforcers.

Please do not follow the girl Enforcers around.

Please do not sit or lean over the rails on the upper floors.

Please don't be a dick.

Please don't be an ass.

Please have fun.

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  • ctishmanctishman Registered User
    edited June 2006
    I was thinking of drawing one of these up myself, but you covered... well, pretty much all the important points.

    Thanks for the to-do list! :twisted:

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2006
    I agree to everything except the PictoChat rules.

    You can't take my right to draw goatse away.

    edit: also, yelling "pwned n00b" never has a comical reference. It is never comical.

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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2006
    Shade wrote:
    Please do not hinder or obstruct the Enforcers.

    Please do not follow the girl Enforcers around.

    #1 is optional. It all matters if you feel like getting ran over if you are in the way or not.

    Avoid the female enforcers at all costs, they will go hulk on you and tear your head off.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    Shade wrote:
    Do not draw Goatse or talking penises on pictochat.

    Haha! That was ME!

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  • SoulFurySoulFury Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2006
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Shade wrote:
    Do not draw Goatse or talking penises on pictochat.

    Haha! That was ME!

    I think that was everyone...

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited June 2006
    Given the amount of DS's last year and the amout of people have purchased ds's and ds lights, Do you really think you could stop the flood of goatse/penis/adult humor?

    Oh, as well as.. Im betting almost every other person will have a ds if not more.
    SoulFury wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Shade wrote:
    Do not draw Goatse or talking penises on pictochat.

    Haha! That was ME!

    I think that was everyone...

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  • JoeslopJoeslop Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    Damn your rules, I'm going to draw all the talking penis's I want! (In Pictochat. And maybe on Garthor's pillow after he's asleep)

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  • David CoffmanDavid Coffman Registered User, Penny Arcade Staff, PAX Staff regular
    edited June 2006
    I didn't have a DS last year, but I fully look forward to viewing a plethora of talking penises this year.

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  • degreesplatinumdegreesplatinum Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    Shade wrote:
    Please do not slap other people while playing rock paper sissors and get everyone thrown out of a hotelroom.

    This could not be more true.

    The most pointless game I have ever witnessed. And it wasn't even a drinking game.

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  • duderdude2duderdude2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    ^ This calls for elaboration! Slapping people?

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    Shade wrote:
    Please breathe through your nose and not your mouth, and at a level at which the people around you cannot hear.

    You know, whenever I think about breathing, I'll inevitably begin breathing through my mouth, because breathing through my nose just isn't satisfying enough. What's up with that?

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  • JoeslopJoeslop Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    Garthor wrote:
    Shade wrote:
    Please breathe through your nose and not your mouth, and at a level at which the people around you cannot hear.

    You know, whenever I think about breathing, I'll inevitably begin breathing through my mouth, because breathing through my nose just isn't satisfying enough. What's up with that?

    Oh God i'm rooming with a mouth-breather.

    Save me!

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    Joeslop wrote:
    Garthor wrote:
    Shade wrote:
    Please breathe through your nose and not your mouth, and at a level at which the people around you cannot hear.

    You know, whenever I think about breathing, I'll inevitably begin breathing through my mouth, because breathing through my nose just isn't satisfying enough. What's up with that?

    Oh God i'm rooming with a mouth-breather.

    Save me!

    Now now, if you act like that I won't bring my toothbrush.

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  • JoeslopJoeslop Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    Garthor wrote:
    Joeslop wrote:
    Garthor wrote:
    Shade wrote:
    Please breathe through your nose and not your mouth, and at a level at which the people around you cannot hear.

    You know, whenever I think about breathing, I'll inevitably begin breathing through my mouth, because breathing through my nose just isn't satisfying enough. What's up with that?

    Oh God i'm rooming with a mouth-breather.

    Save me!

    Now now, if you act like that I won't bring my toothbrush.

    You act like you're going to be kissing me.

    :shock: D:

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  • NephirijNephirij Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    So, first of all, you are going to rob me of my right to draw talking penises the first year I will have a ds at pax?!? You are a bastard. Secondly, if I cannot draw talking penises as according to your rules, I want you to know that I will draw many silent penises just the same. because your rules have not prohibited that.

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  • FTVFTV Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    I bought a DS Lite specifically for the purpose of drawing a penis at PAX.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    FTV wrote:
    I bought a DS Lite specifically for the purpose of drawing a penis at PAX.

    I practice my penis drawing skills daily. I will be the Van Gough of cocksdickslol.

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  • NephirijNephirij Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    yeah, well i asked my friends if they wanted to pictochat and they said no because they didn't ant me to draw penises.

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  • QuizMasterQuizMaster Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    To All Those That Will Be Attending? Hey, that's us!
    Shade wrote:
    Please bring more than one change of clothes with you if you plan on playing DDR.

    Wait wait wait....do you want people to bring more than one change of clothes to the expo and change into them right after playing DDR? If so, no dice.

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  • GuekGuek Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    are there pump it up machines at pax?

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2006
    For the record, I left the hotel room before the rock paper scissors slap face-a-thon got people kicked out. When that started, I realized, "Wow, this party just got really lame" and went downstairs to a better party (and did not get kicked out of that one because, unlike the people that followed me down, I had my own beer)

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  • AstayonixAstayonix Registered User
    edited June 2006
    Moe_Fwacky wrote:
    For the record, I left the hotel room before the rock paper scissors slap face-a-thon got people kicked out. When that started, I realized, "Wow, this party just got really lame" and went downstairs to a better party (and did not get kicked out of that one because, unlike the people that followed me down, I had my own beer)

    What's the story behind this rock, paper, scissors fiasco? I live close by, so I went home in 2005 to recoup when PAX was closed. Will someone message me to fill me in?

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2006
    The party on the sixth floor, 628 I think, ran out of beer almost right when i got there. Mind you, I had beer in my backpack, and as soon as people found out they were all over me to get a beer, so I tried to keep it on the DL. So, since they were all out of beer, some idiot decided they would play rock paper scissors and the winner got the slap the loser as hard as he could. It didn't take me long to figure out that this party sucked, so I left. I went down to the band party on the 5th floor, and soon after the rest of that party came down. Shortly after that, MC Chris (pictured below) booted people out for being beerless (and wanting to drink other people's beer). I went down to my room on the 3rd floor (lovingly referred to as "Sealab") and picked up the 18 pack of MGD waiting for me, restocked my backpack and headed back up. That 18 pack was the only reason I was allowed back into the party. Note to those attending other people's parties, bring some alcohol and you will be welcomed with open arms.

    I hope that's an adequate explanation

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  • ShadeShade Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    I have a video of the slapping if anyone would kindly direct me to a host.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2006
    Shade wrote:
    I have a video of the slapping if anyone would kindly direct me to a host.

    I believe photobucket has video hosting now.

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  • ShadeShade Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
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  • AstayonixAstayonix Registered User
    edited June 2006
    Shade wrote:

    One, two, three FUCKing stupid. *Shakes head* Baka, baka, baka... I'm glad I went home instead of being a party to that.

    Did anyone else get booted out of the hotels last year?

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    Nothing shall stop me from goatse-ing up the Pictocock.

    As for other rules: If you have a 3 foot long beard please be sure to wash it, or at least wring it out outside, or into a bucket, occasionally.

    If you want to at the girls; stare as long as you like. It just makes us laugh. If you decide to get physical, however, chances are you'll regret it.

    WASH YOUR HANDS. Many many people came down with various sicknesses last year after PAX, so please try and keep as clean as possible. If you ask, chances are someone will let you use their hotel shower.

    Those Doubletree cookies are delicious. Please share accordingly.

    If you find someone passed out, please put them in the recovery position. recovery-position.gif

    If you find someone passed out, you may draw whatever you like on their face, once you have put them in the recovery position.

    Keep a good grip on your Bawls at all times.

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  • cSpoogecSpooge Registered User regular
    edited June 2006
    Trillian wrote:
    If you find someone passed out, please put them in the recovery position. recovery-position.gif

    If you find someone passed out, you may draw whatever you like on their face, once you have put them in the recovery position.

    Keep a good grip on your Bawls at all times.

    this is where you can draw your penises and goatse instead of picto.... well not instead.... just draw them in both!

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited July 2006
    Yes. You may only draw on someone's face after you've put them in the recovery position. If you're going to write
    PENIS GOES HERE
    > on somebody's face when they've passed out, best make sure they'll live to see the humiliation.

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  • ctishmanctishman Registered User
    edited July 2006
    Damn, I so wish I was there for that. What room is the party in this year?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2006
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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited July 2006
    The Geek wrote:

    The same idiots that incessantly hit on me.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2006
    Trillian wrote:
    The Geek wrote:

    The same idiots that incessantly hit on me.

    Just so you know, that comes off sounding incredibly self-important.

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited July 2006
    The Geek wrote:
    Trillian wrote:
    The Geek wrote:

    The same idiots that incessantly hit on me.

    Just so you know, that comes off sounding incredibly self-important.

    Not really, it's just strangely mostly true. They're the same idiots that hit on every female.

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  • LitejediLitejedi New York CityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2006
    The Geek wrote:
    Trillian wrote:
    The Geek wrote:

    The same idiots that incessantly hit on me.

    Just so you know, that comes off sounding incredibly self-important.

    I agree with the Geek.

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  • JoeslopJoeslop Registered User regular
    edited July 2006
    Litejedi wrote:
    The Geek wrote:
    Trillian wrote:
    The Geek wrote:

    The same idiots that incessantly hit on me.

    Just so you know, that comes off sounding incredibly self-important.

    I agree with the Geek.

    I'd say it's justified. Very few of the PAX attendees are forum-goers, and as such that majority are like the rest of the internet. OMG [email protected]@K A GURL!

    I imagine Trillian is sick of it, and I don't blame her.

    Pix plz?

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  • FTVFTV Registered User regular
    edited July 2006
    How... how do these guys live like myself and still have enough confidence to hit on women? I... don't understand.

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited July 2006
    FTV wrote:
    How... how do these guys live like myself and still have enough confidence to hit on women? I... don't understand.

    Just talk to us instead, and you stand a better chance :D

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited July 2006
    Trillian wrote:
    FTV wrote:
    How... how do these guys live like myself and still have enough confidence to hit on women? I... don't understand.

    Just talk to us instead, and you stand a better chance :D

    LIES! Lies and deceit, don't listen to her... she's a WITCH!

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