This has been brought up time and time again, but I would like to reiterate.
Before you show up for PAX on the first day, please shower or bathe.
Please bring more than one change of clothes with you if you plan on playing DDR.
Please bring and wear deodorant.
The Console, Tabletop, or BYOC are not the place to leave smelly clothes that you have changed out of, please put them in your room or car.
If you are drinking BAWLS, do not set the empty bottle on linolium or a hard surface.
Please do not slap other people while playing rock paper sissors and get everyone thrown out of a hotelroom.
If you do not play DDR, Guitar Heros, or Beatmania, please do not make fun of the people that do.
Please breathe through your nose and not your mouth, and at a level at which the people around you cannot hear.
Please do not indugle, consort, or encourage the people from G4.
Do not draw Goatse or talking penises on pictochat.
Do not stare at the Frag Dolls for more than 5 minutes straight.
Do not yell pwned noob, unless it has comical reference.
Do not constantly tell the guys from Red VS Blue about your awsome idea for an episode.
Do not follow Mike or Jerry for the entire Expo.
Please do not hinder or obstruct the Enforcers.
Please do not follow the girl Enforcers around.
Please do not sit or lean over the rails on the upper floors.
Please don't be a dick.
Please don't be an ass.
Please have fun.
I make weird crap and put it on the internet!