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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I don't want to go to the desert. That's another big thing.

    I'll admit that I'm not doing it out of some sense of nationalism. I just want the money and the paid education.

    If you end up in the desert, you end up in the desert, man, you just don't want to end up in the desert, if you know what I mean.

    But seriously, if you refuse to go anywhere near the Middle East, I guess the Navy is your best shot, though the obvious issue there is that they could still sail your ass into the Persian Gulf if they wanted to.

    I say Air Force, and be smart about it.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What the fuck do you have against the Middle East, Hippie.

    We gonna have a problem?

    I get great joy out of the responses I get from Americans when I tell them I'm from the Middle East. I imagine it's much like what Greeper feels when he tells people he's African-American.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    What the fuck do you have against the Middle East, Hippie.

    We gonna have a problem?

    I don't want to get shot at.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    There are kitties in the Middle East.

    EDIT: Mohammad appreciated kitties.

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My mom was in the Air Force. My grandfather was in the Wehrmacht (or so he says--but based on his lack of skill in making rockets I tend to believe him). Neither one liked the gig although given the different time frames I expect they had different reasons.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    What the fuck do you have against the Middle East, Hippie.

    We gonna have a problem?

    I don't want to get shot at.
    I was never shot at and had a Chinese CTI in charge of me.

    Though we did get rocks with razor blades in them sling shotted at us.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm allergic to cats.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    What the fuck do you have against the Middle East, Hippie.

    We gonna have a problem?

    I don't want to get shot at.

    Oh, it's not that bad. If you were an officer, you wouldn't even have to carry a rifle. Just a sidearm. Not very heavy. Small enough that you could carry it in your purse, right next to your tampons.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm sorry; that's not really fair.

    It's not fair because I've known plenty of women and girls that never bitched about being shot at.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm a bitch, I'll admit it. I don't even really like firing guns.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Everyone should get shot in the stomach once in his life.

    It's not really a valuable life experience or anything, I'm just bitter.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Air Force.

    Though be warned, you will be ridiculed to excessive degrees.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hahahaha

    "You find a shack in the ruins of the keep."

    "Like...the basketball player?"

    "...the shack is ruined, reduced to flinders."

    "Flinders? I fucking love this guy."

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Air Force.

    Though be warned, you will be ridiculed to excessive degrees.

    I'm a hippie.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Air Force.

    Though be warned, you will be ridiculed to excessive degrees.

    I'm a hippie.
    I'm just sayin'. The Navy will make fun of you. The Navy. Though you'll be smug in your superior benefits.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I actually do wear bell bottoms with scary regularity.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You know what my approaching (final) year of school feels like?

    It feels like a cutscene in Final Fantasy. Seriously.

    I doubt that I'll learn anything worthwhile, but I can't skip it, and if I turn my attention to something else while I wait for it to be over, I'll be screwed by the time I return to check on it.

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    HilgerHilger Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Man, I wish I could agree to have all lucid memory of the following three years or so erased after the duration.

    That way it would be as if I fast-forwarded through all of them because I would forget having actually lived them.

    Because I can not fucking wait to actually get started on my career.
    I can totally imagine me doing this, but instead of starting my career three years later I just wake up sucking dick on the street for crack.

    "Man, what the fuck happened?"



    Damn, I'm pretty pessimistic about my future.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hilger wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Man, I wish I could agree to have all lucid memory of the following three years or so erased after the duration.

    That way it would be as if I fast-forwarded through all of them because I would forget having actually lived them.

    Because I can not fucking wait to actually get started on my career.
    I can totally imagine me doing this, but instead of starting my career three years later I just wake up sucking dick on the street for crack.

    "Man, what the fuck happened?"



    Damn, I'm pretty pessimistic about my future.

    At least you'd have crack.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    What the fuck do you have against the Middle East, Hippie.

    We gonna have a problem?

    I don't want to get shot at.
    I was never shot at and had a Chinese CTI in charge of me.

    Though we did get rocks with razor blades in them sling shotted at us.

    How do you put a razor blade into a rock?

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well. My MacBook really does just work. I need to get a wireless router as apparently there is no one around here I can steal from and fuck I've got 5 MB down. I need to install xp and fast before xp can't be got. Does Safari have greasemonkey. Can I run firefox on a mac. Oh so many questions.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    What the fuck do you have against the Middle East, Hippie.

    We gonna have a problem?

    I don't want to get shot at.
    I was never shot at and had a Chinese CTI in charge of me.

    Though we did get rocks with razor blades in them sling shotted at us.

    How do you put a razor blade into a rock?
    The chai we gave them (Nestea with LOTS of extra sugar, not so much the milk) was poured on to circles of sand with razorblades with them. After drying in the sun the chai rocks were nearly as hard as the real thing. Hard enough to shatter non ballistic glasses and nearly blind a guy I knew in one eye.

    Though it's the shanks that nearly killed a guy.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Huh, apparently The Flash had a car at one time. That seems superfluous.

    Quid: Jesus. That's nasty.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm allergic to cats.

    I am so sorry.

    So very sorry.

    Seriously, if you told me this in person, I would give you a sympathy hug.

    :(

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Haha, holy fuck. Apparently Sydney has had a stealth rabbit destruction program in Centenial Park that no one knew about. They shot all the rabbits with subsonic ammo and no one ever once called in that they heard shooting.

    Alternatively, maybe there's a lot of shooting out there normally I wouldn't know.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid: Jesus. That's nasty.
    No, that was dangerous. The milk boxes filled with shit and thrown at us were nasty.

    Quid on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Haha, holy fuck. Apparently Sydney has had a stealth rabbit destruction program in Centenial Park that no one knew about. They shot all the rabbits with subsonic ammo and no one ever once called in that they heard shooting.

    Alternatively, maybe there's a lot of shooting out there normally I wouldn't know.

    Well shit now I know how to deal with the neighbors.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I'm allergic to cats.

    I am so sorry.

    So very sorry.

    Seriously, if you told me this in person, I would give you a sympathy hug.

    :(

    I do really enjoy cats. But, you know, breathing's important. Also a recent symptom is that my eyes swell shut.

    Either way, bunnies are great pets. God I miss my buns.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid: Jesus. That's nasty.
    No, that was dangerous. The milk boxes filled with shit and thrown at us were nasty.

    I thought they fermented that as a drug? I'm thinking of another third world country, maybe.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why does Australia hate rabbits so much?

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Why does Australia hate rabbits so much?

    Introduced species, I think. Like those frogs.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid: Jesus. That's nasty.
    No, that was dangerous. The milk boxes filled with shit and thrown at us were nasty.

    I thought they fermented that as a drug? I'm thinking of another third world country, maybe.
    That's urine and milk. And that was called... something I can't remember.

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hell my brother sent me the KOL link and I don't know what I've been missing. "Most Inebriated Players". These are my people. Still, I think installing some D2 or WOW on the new toy might be interesting if I didn't have a lot of studying to do.

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I like the idea of hitting Borders with all the Caltech kids working their asses off and just playing Diablo 2 all day but unfortunately I've got my own shit.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I will be back in five minutes.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Hell my brother sent me the KOL link and I don't know what I've been missing. "Most Inebriated Players". These are my people. Still, I think installing some D2 or WOW on the new toy might be interesting if I didn't have a lot of studying to do.

    I should play some more D2. KOL is great, though. I played that for a long time when my internet connection was heavily constricted due to living on the campus of a crazy Baptist college.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    I will be back in five minutes.

    We have four minutes to eat this delicious cake.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Alright, it's 4AM. I'm tired. G'night folks.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I've got a job interview on Tuesday, so today I'm going to take a bus ride to the place so that I'm on time and I know the quickest route.

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why are guys wearing tank-tops outside? Leaving aside that this is Germany, and it could go from 80 F to snowing in like 5 minutes, there's still no good argument for them. As I recall, we only wore them to convince women that wife-beaters and tank tops were functional, acceptable clothing options. We got women into form-fitting sleeveless wear that is often either low-cut or semi-translucent, guys, the wars over. We won. These sleeveless 40 year olds around here are like those Japanese guys who were still holed up in caves for like 10 years after Japan surrendered.

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