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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh what the fuck, game. It should not be an automatic 5-star offense to go to the third island when I can steal helicopters. What the fuck.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh what the fuck, game. It should not be an automatic 5-star offense to go to the third island when I can steal helicopters. What the fuck.

    :lol:

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    NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So I just had to stop the munchkin from putting a plastic bag over the dog's head.

    And she asks "Why?"

    "Because you could hurt her very badly"

    "Why?"

    ...

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Nerissa wrote: »
    So I just had to stop the munchkin from putting a plastic bag over the dog's head.

    And she asks "Why?"

    "Because you could hurt her very badly"

    "Why?"

    ...

    Let her do it.

    Teach her a lesson.
    please God, don't.

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Clearly, Nerissa isn't beating her child enough.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Smart kid, it would have looked like an accident.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Clearly, Nerissa isn't beating her child enough.

    The only time my mother ever hit me was when I was like 2 and tried to stick my finger in a light socket.

    Learning is fun!

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    I hope somebody's boss sees "animated kiddie porn" on their browser's tabs.

    that is precisely why I'm not clicking on that thread here at work.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Cool, raising a serial killer.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I MADE that thread here at work.

    Man up! Pussies

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    evilbob wrote: »
    Smart kid, it would have looked like an accident.

    Cement doggie shoes into the aquarium. No one would ever know.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Nerissa wrote: »
    So I just had to stop the munchkin from putting a plastic bag over the dog's head.

    And she asks "Why?"

    "Because you could hurt her very badly"

    "Why?"

    ...

    The solution here is to demonstrate by placing the bag over the child's head.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    evilbob wrote: »
    Smart kid, it would have looked like an accident.

    Cement doggie shoes into the aquarium. No one would ever know.

    Except the fish. How would you silence the fish?

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Smart kid, it would have looked like an accident.

    Cement doggie shoes into the aquarium. No one would ever know.

    Except the fish. How would you silence the fish?
    You honestly think the fish would risk talking after seeing what happened to the dog?

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Smart kid, it would have looked like an accident.

    Cement doggie shoes into the aquarium. No one would ever know.

    Except the fish. How would you silence the fish?

    The dog would probably get hungry right before it died. I hear that this phenomenon is a common occurance in dogs.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I won't click on the thread because I'm at work, but I don't really see the difference between hand-drawn and live-action stuff.

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    NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Smart kid, it would have looked like an accident.

    Cement doggie shoes into the aquarium. No one would ever know.

    Except the fish. How would you silence the fish?

    I'm thinking that at age 3 and about 30 lb. she probably lacks the upper-body strength to get a ~50 lb dog into an aquarium approximately 24" taller than she is.

    Especially since I have a hard time getting this dog (who is very much against this whole getting wet idea) into the bathtub, and I'm a bit bigger and stronger than a 3-year-old.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    I won't click on the thread because I'm at work, but I don't really see the difference between hand-drawn and live-action stuff.
    Well, one is hand-drawn and one is live-action.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Nerissa wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Smart kid, it would have looked like an accident.

    Cement doggie shoes into the aquarium. No one would ever know.

    Except the fish. How would you silence the fish?

    I'm thinking that at age 3 and about 30 lb. she probably lacks the upper-body strength to get a ~50 lb dog into an aquarium approximately 24" taller than she is.

    Especially since I have a hard time getting this dog (who is very much against this whole getting wet idea) into the bathtub, and I'm a bit bigger and stronger than a 3-year-old.
    Nothing that can't be solved with a complex series of pulleys.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I won't click on the thread because I'm at work, but I don't really see the difference between hand-drawn and live-action stuff.
    Well, one is hand-drawn and one is live-action.


    Beyond that. :P

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    3 year olds are powered by pure malice and evil

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    3 year olds are powered by pure malice and evil

    And occasionally sugar.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    3 year olds are powered by pure malice and evil
    itt: nexus prepares to "refuel" a neighboring three-year-old

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I won't click on the thread because I'm at work, but I don't really see the difference between hand-drawn and live-action stuff.
    Well, one is hand-drawn and one is live-action.


    Beyond that. :P

    One involves children and thus is inherently abusing children, and one just involves the pervert that drew it and the pervert that watches it.

    There is a gigantic, cavernous gap between the two.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I won't click on the thread because I'm at work, but I don't really see the difference between hand-drawn and live-action stuff.
    Well, one is hand-drawn and one is live-action.


    Beyond that. :P

    One involves children and thus is inherently abusing children, and one just involves the pervert that drew it and the pervert that watches it.

    There is a gigantic, cavernous gap between the two.

    y'all take it to the thread, don't cop out in chat, because that's where I am hiding from the horrendous thread I made

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I won't click on the thread because I'm at work, but I don't really see the difference between hand-drawn and live-action stuff.
    Well, one is hand-drawn and one is live-action.


    Beyond that. :P

    One involves children and thus is inherently abusing children, and one just involves the pervert that drew it and the pervert that watches it.

    There is a gigantic, cavernous gap between the two.

    I don't really want to have this discussion in chat, and I'll hit the thread later this evening...

    But isn't the motivation the same? I mean, we don't just police the abuse of the children, but the commitment/support of the act as well.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I won't click on the thread because I'm at work, but I don't really see the difference between hand-drawn and live-action stuff.
    Well, one is hand-drawn and one is live-action.


    Beyond that. :P

    One involves children and thus is inherently abusing children, and one just involves the pervert that drew it and the pervert that watches it.

    There is a gigantic, cavernous gap between the two.

    But isn't the motivation the same? I mean, we don't just police the abuse of the children, but the commitment/support of the act as well.

    We don't punish thoughts for a reason. It's a dangerous territory to get into.

    edit: i, too, will take this to the thread later on :)

    Can't go in there at work.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I won't click on the thread because I'm at work, but I don't really see the difference between hand-drawn and live-action stuff.
    Well, one is hand-drawn and one is live-action.


    Beyond that. :P

    One involves children and thus is inherently abusing children, and one just involves the pervert that drew it and the pervert that watches it.

    There is a gigantic, cavernous gap between the two.

    y'all take it to the thread, don't cop out in chat, because that's where I am hiding from the horrendous thread I made

    You know, I really thought the thread subject itself was bad enough that at least things in there couldn't get any worse.

    And then along comes Church...

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I won't click on the thread because I'm at work, but I don't really see the difference between hand-drawn and live-action stuff.
    Well, one is hand-drawn and one is live-action.


    Beyond that. :P

    One involves children and thus is inherently abusing children, and one just involves the pervert that drew it and the pervert that watches it.

    There is a gigantic, cavernous gap between the two.

    y'all take it to the thread, don't cop out in chat, because that's where I am hiding from the horrendous thread I made

    You know, I really thought the thread subject itself was bad enough that at least things in there couldn't get any worse.

    And then along comes Church...

    At least we can agree on something.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I won't click on the thread because I'm at work, but I don't really see the difference between hand-drawn and live-action stuff.
    Well, one is hand-drawn and one is live-action.


    Beyond that. :P

    One involves children and thus is inherently abusing children, and one just involves the pervert that drew it and the pervert that watches it.

    There is a gigantic, cavernous gap between the two.

    I don't really want to have this discussion in chat, and I'll hit the thread later this evening...

    But isn't the motivation the same? I mean, we don't just police the abuse of the children, but the commitment/support of the act as well.

    Motivation doth not a crime make.

    Edit: maketh.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I won't click on the thread because I'm at work, but I don't really see the difference between hand-drawn and live-action stuff.
    Well, one is hand-drawn and one is live-action.


    Beyond that. :P

    One involves children and thus is inherently abusing children, and one just involves the pervert that drew it and the pervert that watches it.

    There is a gigantic, cavernous gap between the two.

    y'all take it to the thread, don't cop out in chat, because that's where I am hiding from the horrendous thread I made

    You know, I really thought the thread subject itself was bad enough that at least things in there couldn't get any worse.

    And then along comes Church...

    I do what I can.

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    NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I won't click on the thread because I'm at work, but I don't really see the difference between hand-drawn and live-action stuff.
    Well, one is hand-drawn and one is live-action.


    Beyond that. :P

    One involves children and thus is inherently abusing children, and one just involves the pervert that drew it and the pervert that watches it.

    There is a gigantic, cavernous gap between the two.

    y'all take it to the thread, don't cop out in chat, because that's where I am hiding from the horrendous thread I made

    You know, I really thought the thread subject itself was bad enough that at least things in there couldn't get any worse.

    And then along comes Church...

    Yeah, the whole thing isn't even about kiddie porn any more, it's become something like "how dare you look down on me for what kind of porn I get off to"

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm not even going to look at that thread.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I'm not even going to look at that thread.

    wuss

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    evilbob wrote: »

    Heh. "Peckman."

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    wazilla wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I'm not even going to look at that thread.

    wuss

    I already know too much about Japan.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Warcraft III.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I'm not even going to look at that thread.

    wuss

    I already know too much about Japan.

    Fair enough.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I'm not even going to look at that thread.

    wuss

    I already know too much about Japan.

    I hear he enjoys his kilts.

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    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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