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One Wish

NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
and you're not allowed any wish extensions like wishing for unlimited wishes or anything that would allow you to gain more wishes like unlimited genie lamps

think hard: which single wish would cover the most situations you would like to be resolved

i would wish for a pocket that always contains the exact change for any monetary situation, in the least amount of currency

this would allow me to afford happiness



ps genies are often cranky and will deliberately misinterpret any wishes they find to be imprecise

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i wish to be a real boy

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    A 12-inch pianist.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    blessed greased fixed +2 silver dragon scale mail






    ...what

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I want a permanent Tongues spell cast on me. You better fucking make it happen, DM!

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    super powers

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    world peace

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    I wish these sores would clear up.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    WAIT NO THAT WASN'T MY WISH I WAS JUST SAYING...

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Have you tried some salves Rank? Maybe some balms?

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  • QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    a magic bag, out of which I could pull anything I wanted


    A mere flick of the wrist and instant self respect

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I want my significant other to live a happy life.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I always try to think of something spectacular when someone asks me this, but all I really want is a swimming pool full of thousand dollar bills.

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I would wish for people to be excellent to each other.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cure for Cancer. All Cancer. Period.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I wish to just play one concert for 50,000 screaming fans who are all there just for the chance to see me play.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    I wish I had some salves or maybe some balms.

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    to be able bake chicken pot pie in my pants

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  • DraculaDracula DARCUL DAS WAMPY Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    time machine

    or

    an extra butt

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    WAIT GOD FUCK NO THAT ISN'T A WISH, I'M JUST MAKING CONVERSATION GOD DAMN IT I KEEP FUCKING THIS UP

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  • FilactairFilactair Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I wish I could fllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

    But seriously? Immortality. Then all I have to do is wait for a machine that will grant me my other wishes.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    mastman wrote: »
    to be able bake chicken pot pie in my pants

    wow

    that is simultaneously oddly specific and specifically odd

    congratulations

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    think hard: which single wish would cover the most situations you would like to be resolved


    I wish you were dead.

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I just think it would really help in a lot of situations. And in my pants seems like the only place on me where baking would be feasible. I mean, I can't bake something on my hand, it has to be inside somewhere.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sometimes I wish I lived in a giant, plastic house styled in the like of a hamster home

    You know, with the tubes and the water dispensers, only to human scale and awesomely neon

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

    God damn it! I was gonna do this.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    I wish I were better at wishing.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i wish i had a monkey's paw

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  • DraculaDracula DARCUL DAS WAMPY Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    mastman wrote: »
    I just think it would really help in a lot of situations. And in my pants seems like the only place on me where baking would be feasible. I mean, I can't bake something on my hand, it has to be inside somewhere.

    wouldn't that also bake your balls?

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  • KolosusKolosus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    i would wish for a pocket that always contains the exact change for any monetary situation, in the least amount of currency

    this would allow me to afford happiness

    I would rather be able to pull a burrito out of my pocket at any time. You can have your fancy change and when the world goes to hell in a handbasket a lot of good that money will do you, me, I'll be eating delicious burritos.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I wish I had enough money to live out my life happily and never worry about getting poor. And when I die there would be no money left.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I wish I was Shibby's lover.

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Permanent re-incarnation as a human, and keeping the knowledge, memories, and experience from all past lives.

    Or a Green Lantern power ring with infinite charge.

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  • AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I would wish that I wouldnt have to wish for everything that I want.

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  • NumeroNumero Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pam from The Office.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I would wish for the ability to play an instrument as a maestro or to be a world class athlete.

    Money and pussy would then take care of themselves.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I wish for a Arete/Grofindel slashfic.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I wish I could have a massive intergalactic battle fleet, fully crewed and fully operational, that I could tool around in. Foldin' space and conquering worlds in my name.

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I wish I was Vandal Savage.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    I would wish for the ability to play an instrument or to be a world class athlete.

    Money and pussy would then take care of themselves.

    what if it made you the world's best kazoo player?

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