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Porn style: we can see the scars.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    OOOOOUUURRRHGHHGHGHGRAAAA

    OPEN YOUR MOUTHRRRGHGHGHGHG

    Keep going, I'm almost done!

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    RRRRAAARRGGHGHGHGHAAAAOOOOOORRRRRR

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    A bunch of clowns are taking turns with a blindfolded girl.

    The girl realises something and pulls her blindfold off. "Daddy?"

    She turns around. "Daddy!"

    The clown that's fucking her starts screaming.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    And now we know why that girl is terrified of clowns.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    A bunch of clowns are taking turns with a blindfolded girl.

    The girl realises something and pulls her blindfold off. "Daddy?"

    She turns around. "Daddy!"

    The clown that's fucking her starts screaming.

    what

    wait

    what

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    How would she know her dad was fucking her while she was blindfolded and he was dressed like a clown?


    Exactly.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    WHAT

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Obviously she was already very familiar with her dad's cock.

    (I'm guessing he was talking and she recognized the voice. Also, that all of it was staged, and that wasn't really her dad)

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh my.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Its like Andy Kaufman was directing porn.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    CrackedLens turns out to be at work, so who wants to get this little gem?

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'll take it, nothing on the internet surprises me anymore.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    nothing surprises me either

    im not sure about my bosses though

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    link me

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hahahahahaha.


    He is truly the saddest clown.

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  • BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    thats up there with that "Kimberly Johnson" video where the mom and daughter are blindfolded and eventually figure each other out while they are sucking some dude off.

    Hilarious

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hahahah oh my god

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sometimes I wish that the Internet had a personification that you could just punch and punch until it stopped twitching...

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    At first I thought that said "Amy Jo Johnson" and I got all excited but no...

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    CrackedLens turns out to be at work, so who wants to get this little gem?

    Fuck yeah

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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    CrackedLens turns out to be at work, so who wants to get this little gem?
    I think I need to see this.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I think my mental image of the situation is better than the reality ever could be.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    CrackedLens turns out to be at work, so who wants to get this little gem?

    Fuck yeah

    Ahahah. Clowns... hilarious

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The question is does the clown keep fucking while screaming bloody murder?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Critical wrote: »
    The question is does the clown keep fucking while screaming bloody murder?

    That's how it goes in my imagination.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh god that is the most amazing gif I have ever seen!

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Anyone want to hook a brotha up?

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Here's a review of it off of Something Awful from a few years ago.
    link
    (there's a nice mostly-work-safe GIF of the "daddy" scene about 3/4 down the page. No nudity, just naked girl back/shoulders.)

    I have never seen the actual clip. I'm a little afraid to, as I'm not sure I'd find it funny or arousing but just pit-of-my-stomach sickening to see a fat, drunk man in clown makeup fuck his "daughter".
    I'll take a PM of it anyway though and decide from there.

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    awww, it's the saddest thing

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    A bunch of clowns are taking turns with a blindfolded girl.

    The girl realises something and pulls her blindfold off. "Daddy?"

    She turns around. "Daddy!"

    The clown that's fucking her starts screaming.
    I think there's a series of those, 'cause there's also one with two blindfolded girls, and one takes the mask off and goes "Mom?!" and they both start freaking out.

    Nobody was dressed as a clown though, if I remember right.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Speaking of incest...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU5TMnV4O6U

    Poor fucking guy.

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    A bunch of clowns are taking turns with a blindfolded girl.

    The girl realises something and pulls her blindfold off. "Daddy?"

    She turns around. "Daddy!"

    The clown that's fucking her starts screaming.
    I think there's a series of those, 'cause there's also one with two blindfolded girls, and one takes the mask off and goes "Mom?!" and they both start freaking out.

    Nobody was dressed as a clown though, if I remember right.

    I've always wanted to see this

    somebody pm it to me if you've got it

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited June 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    A bunch of clowns are taking turns with a blindfolded girl.

    The girl realises something and pulls her blindfold off. "Daddy?"

    She turns around. "Daddy!"

    The clown that's fucking her starts screaming.
    I think there's a series of those, 'cause there's also one with two blindfolded girls, and one takes the mask off and goes "Mom?!" and they both start freaking out.

    Nobody was dressed as a clown though, if I remember right.

    I've always wanted to see this

    somebody pm it to me if you've got it

    euuuuuuurgh

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    A bunch of clowns are taking turns with a blindfolded girl.

    The girl realises something and pulls her blindfold off. "Daddy?"

    She turns around. "Daddy!"

    The clown that's fucking her starts screaming.
    I think there's a series of those, 'cause there's also one with two blindfolded girls, and one takes the mask off and goes "Mom?!" and they both start freaking out.

    Nobody was dressed as a clown though, if I remember right.

    I've always wanted to see this

    somebody pm it to me if you've got it

    euuuuuuurgh

    hahaha this is amazing

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I love that clip.

    The woman's voice is all "Ieem fram Wischaaaansin, doncha' know!"

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    As I recall, in the one with the mom and the daughter, the daughter freaks out, while the mom acts like she caught her daughter sneaking cookies out of the cabinet. . . which sounds like some kind of arcane sex move.

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    A bunch of clowns are taking turns with a blindfolded girl.

    The girl realises something and pulls her blindfold off. "Daddy?"

    She turns around. "Daddy!"

    The clown that's fucking her starts screaming.
    I think there's a series of those, 'cause there's also one with two blindfolded girls, and one takes the mask off and goes "Mom?!" and they both start freaking out.

    Nobody was dressed as a clown though, if I remember right.

    I've always wanted to see this

    somebody pm it to me if you've got it

    I have to see this
    Please PM.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I have just found the funniest porn clip in history.

    A husband asks another dude to bang his wife. Then the husband starts to join in, but the said dude was not expecting what happened next: The husband started sucking the dude's dick.

    I think I laughed for a solid 5 minutes.

    pm for link.
    I saw that. It was pretty funny, but the dude getting his dick sucked really just looks disappointed. Like he walked into a hotel room with only one bed. Like, "Ah, man, I can't believe this."

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    pm me the clown daddy thing

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Speaking of incest has anybody mentioned how some mothers in Japan have rewarded their sons with sexual favors for doing well in class?

    Only in Japan. D:

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