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BIG P3NIS GAIN 4 INCHES IN JUST DAYS

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    Good christ DP, is your av/signature what I think it is?

    pregnant Optimus Prime

    Raneados on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    Good christ DP, is your av/signature what I think it is?

    Click my signature and find out!


    God, I love this av/sig.

    DarkPrimus on
  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, fuck you DP

    Theidar on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DP

    you are causing too many problems

    I am banning you

    Raneados on
  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    DP

    you are causing too many problems

    I am banning you

    STAB

    Theidar on
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So many people have freaked out about it I should collect all the quotes.

    DarkPrimus on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    still

    I am banning you

    wait for it to kick in

    Raneados on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    Good christ DP, is your av/signature what I think it is?

    Click my signature and find out!


    God, I love this av/sig.

    Good god why did I click D:

    Iskander on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I think I'm missing a couple but here's what I've got so far:
    Seg wrote: »
    A pregnant Optimus Prime?

    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    That's so hot, DP.

    Mmmmmm

    Yeah

    Mmmmmmm

    'PREGGYOP' GAUUUGH

    Goatmon wrote: »
    DP, you have made my day.

    god dammit DarkPrimus.

    B.C. wrote: »
    Good christ DP, is your av/signature what I think it is?

    Theidar wrote: »
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, fuck you DP

    Raneados wrote: »
    DP

    you are causing too many problems

    I am banning you

    Iskander wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Click my signature and find out!

    Good god why did I click D:

    DarkPrimus on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I like it because I am in it

    Raneados on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh fuck, why did I click your sig.

    Dublo7 on
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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dammit, DP. I really wish I hadn't clicked.

    lol, shotgun wedding.

    Bad-Beat on
  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I haven't got any spam in my gmail.

    But then I haven't got an email since jan 1 2007 either.

    I'm so unpopular the spammers don't even like me.

    Agent Vesago on
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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    oh fuck, why did I click your sig.

    It's like the artist decided to take rule 34 and then just sodomize it with your childhood heroes

    B.C. on
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    oh fuck, why did I click your sig.

    It's like the artist decided to take rule 34 and then just sodomize it with your childhood heroes

    Except that pregnant fetish is totally separate from rule 34.

    DarkPrimus on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    don't know what rule 34 is

    is that some lingo only a deviant art douche would get?

    Dublo7 on
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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Rule 34:

    If it exists, there is porn of it

    The Black Hunter on
  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    oh fuck, why did I click your sig.

    It's like the artist decided to take rule 34 and then just sodomize it with your childhood heroes

    Except that pregnant fetish is totally separate from rule 34.

    there's an entire gallery

    an entire gallery

    Burden of Proof on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So more like Rule 36.

    DarkPrimus on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    it's like they know me

    World as Myth on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hahahah

    Futore on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    i started collecting weird spam a while ago let me see if i still have it saved

    bongi on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
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    i somehow wonder if this is the best way to sell these pills

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    this one is just bizarre

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    this one feels like it has every base covered; just in case mariah carey and jizz obssession doesn't do it for you, you can also increase the size of your penis all from just one hyperlink

    bongi on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    niremab.com, what won't you help me with?

    Futore on
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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Two people have a crush on me!

    Krentz on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    People are always IMing me over AIM with really long numbernames to tell me about other people's crushes on me.

    TankHammer on
  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    who says shilly-shally anymore? i mean, other than people who only want to help me upgrade my love gun.

    doublehawk00 on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hahah, oh man...

    What next? "Lay siege to her ass with your new WMDong!"

    Lucky Cynic on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
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    I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT I SWEAR D:

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    what did you see? WHAT DID YOU SEE? THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

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    again i am not sure this is the best way of going about selling these pills

    bongi on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bongi wrote: »
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    again i am not sure this is the best way of going about selling these pills

    I think they are targeting a very specific sort of person here.
    I would fist the shit out of jennifer connoly. I would fill her with balls. I would spunk piss and blood into her face and eyes. I would tear her ears off and fuck them into her heart.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bongi wrote: »
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    again i am not sure this is the best way of going about selling these pills

    I think they are targeting a very specific sort of person here.
    I would fist the shit out of jennifer connoly. I would fill her with balls. I would spunk piss and blood into her face and eyes. I would tear her ears off and fuck them into her heart.

    I bet Tube's bought all sorts of fake medication off the internet
    For a variety of reasons

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  • CrouchosarusCrouchosarus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Could you please explain this one to me, and how it makes sense at all?
    Sender: pelkey
    Subject: Go behind the scenes for Ironman
    Message: Make your pen1s into a super long shaft
    http://www.dapoene.com/

    Crouchosarus on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    IRONMAN

    IRON

    MAN

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I would love to see the profile of the people who click on those links

    "Yes, I would like to have a t1tanic schlonger" and "Drown her with Ur 50 jizzbuckets"

    ZeroFill on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    whoa that's like

    a lot of jizz

    i should probably click this shit

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Is there really a formula to create more jizz? Because I've always wanted to just blast a big old white palmtree on someone's back but it rarely ever comes out with satisfactory pressure.

    TankHammer on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
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    Okay there's a sort of contradiction in subtlety here

    I laughed so hard at this

    Zombiemambo on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Is there really a formula to create more jizz? Because I've always wanted to just blast a big old white palmtree on someone's back but it rarely ever comes out with satisfactory pressure.

    Just sorta dribbles out like a broken faucet.

    Mysst on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Is there really a formula to create more jizz? Because I've always wanted to just blast a big old white palmtree on someone's back but it rarely ever comes out with satisfactory pressure.

    Just sorta dribbles out like a broken faucet.

    There've been a few notable exceptions but yeah, this. Like a baby spitting up.

    TankHammer on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I love this thread

    TheySlashThem on
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