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Today a man stuck his finger up my bum

KovakKovak did a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
So I've been up in Baltimore for various medical testings at Johns Hopkins

CT Scans, Xrays, all kinds of things was there from like 7 to 2

Today, was there from 9:30 to 5:30

found out I need a colonoscopy

and i thought the news couldn't get any worse than that

I have to have my aortic root replaced

Going to set up the surgery tomorrow

So SE++ tell me of your medical problems

Kovak on
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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    i hope you get okay

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    colonoscopy? ain't that for old people?

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sometimes my girlfriend puts her finger up my bum too.

    It's pretty fun.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i have an ingrown toenail

    that is all

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    my pinkies are slightly bowed

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Didn't we just have one of these?

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    I poop backwards

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what was wrong with your butt

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The aortic root would be the what now? I'm guessing part of the heart?

    Don't die from heart surgery, dude. I would be bummed.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    I poop backwards
    that's why you spout so much shit I guess
    that was uncalled for

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    one time a dude stuck a balloon up my 'bum'. if that wasn't enough, he inflated it in my 'bum'

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I think the solution to all your health problems is to not go see the doctor.

    What you don't know can't hurt you.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    one time a dude stuck a balloon up my 'bum'. if that wasn't enough, he inflated it in my 'bum'

    how's your finger?

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dang Kovak what the hell is wrong with you?
    Also can you get them to give you a new nose as a two for one?

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That Dave Fella wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    one time a dude stuck a balloon up my 'bum'. if that wasn't enough, he inflated it in my 'bum'

    how's your finger?

    getting better. swelling's gone down quite a bit so the ROM has increased. still a little pain and tenderness, but I'm keeping up on my pain meds so i don't feel too much

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Critical wrote: »
    The aortic root would be the what now? I'm guessing part of the heart?

    Don't die from heart surgery, dude. I would be bummed.


    yeah its the part of the aorta that connects to the heart

    i have a genetic disorder that makes it weaker

    well mine has grown too weak

    now it must be replaced by man

    Kovak on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak is this a side effect of lugging around your freakishly huge penis?

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That Dave Fella wrote: »
    i have an ingrown toenail

    that is all

    Auuuugh don't remind me.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hope you're ok Kovak and everything goes alright.

    when's the op?

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm the opposite of blankspace.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I hope you get better and don't catch gay from the finger.

    I hear thats a problem with these exams.

    How many high fives have you done since the exam?

    How many respeck knuckles?

    I hear that you need at least 4 high fives and a minimum of 9 respeck knuckles, to fend off gay.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    The aortic root would be the what now? I'm guessing part of the heart?

    Don't die from heart surgery, dude. I would be bummed.


    yeah its the part of the aorta that connects to the heart

    i have a genetic disorder that makes it weaker

    well mine has grown too weak

    now it must be replaced by man

    you're not gonna go all John Ritter on us are you?

    the wook on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I was like well I can't have my surgery until after JunePAX

    so it's looking like probably first week of July

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    good to see you have your priorities straight

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    kovak don't die for the purposes of a minipax

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I did boxing last night and my right hand has swelled up around the knuckles.

    Feels good man.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    I was like well I can't have my surgery until after JunePAX

    so it's looking like probably first week of July
    you are pretty retarded

    they couldnt of actually scheduled me before than anyway

    but I'm delaying a preventative surgery like a week

    Kovak on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    hm yase, i could have cancer but i will delay a procedure to detect it to hang out with internet people

    fuck you, kovak

    hey duder

    maybe you know it's been a fact of life for me since oh you know forever

    it's just been a matter of when and I get to pick that

    Kovak on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    if your heart didn't have to constantly supply blood to that texas you call a nose, maybe you wouldn't be in this mess

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    alternatively you could have said his penis

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i have a colagen disorder

    it makes my organs and things grow larger because they aren't held in tightly enough

    ladies

    Kovak on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    i'm just bitter and angry at you because whoops, mom is dying of what could have been preventable cancer

    hey dogg that sucks dude

    ive been getting regularly check ups since I was like 3

    I just kinda dont wanna go under the knife again

    Kovak on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    i'm just bitter and angry at you because whoops, mom is dying of what could have been preventable cancer

    Been there. Sorry to hear that. :(

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    i'm just bitter and angry at you because whoops, mom is dying of what could have been preventable cancer

    You can be bitter and angry at me for no reason, teefs.

    Kovak's heart is weak already. You don't want to break it.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    err... wrong thread.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hey guys one of the symptoms of my disease is soft velvety skin

    Kovak on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have Testicular Torsion.

    /thread

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