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Today a man stuck his finger up my bum

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    monica wanted to dress me up as a girl

    i told her the only way that would happen is if I was getting any action

    if you're going to wear a dress you have to let her peg you

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    what would you call yourself then tfs

    transgendered means the exact same thing

    no it doesn't

    transvestite means somebody who wears the clothes of the opposite gender

    transgendered refers to somebody who has had a sex-change operation
    and this is wrong too, wook

    transvestites do it for sexual satisfaction and nothing more


    transgendered is somebody who identifies as the oposite gender/

    sorry dude

    the wook on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    monica wanted to dress me up as a girl

    i told her the only way that would happen is if I was getting any action

    if you're going to wear a dress you have to let her peg you

    i have a pretty hot body for a girl

    Kovak on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    monica wanted to dress me up as a girl

    i told her the only way that would happen is if I was getting any action

    if you're going to wear a dress you have to let her peg you

    i have a pretty hot body for a girl

    dear god please just stop it god NO

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    munkus you are an unsolvable mystery

    in 50 years they'll have you on the history channel

    The documentary will be called "Look at this Guy"

    They'll be all

    "Look at this guy. Just look at him. Nobody knows what the fuck to do, even after years of medical process. We're pretty sure we're just gonna call it 'Munkus is fucked' disease and leave it at that.

    He ain't as bad as this guy

    *picture of stale*

    Since he got a robotic dick in the cyborg wars of 2030 and has been catching up on decades of erectile misfortune in the past months."

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    what would you call yourself then tfs

    transgendered means the exact same thing

    no it doesn't

    transvestite means somebody who wears the clothes of the opposite gender

    transgendered refers to somebody who has had a sex-change operation
    and this is wrong too, wook

    transvestites do it for sexual satisfaction and nothing more


    transgendered is somebody who identifies as the oposite gender/

    teefs is a drag queen.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    munkus you are an unsolvable mystery

    in 50 years they'll have you on the history channel

    The documentary will be called "Look at this Guy"

    They'll be all

    "Look at this guy. Just look at him. Nobody knows what the fuck to do, even after years of medical process. We're pretty sure we're just gonna call it 'Munkus is fucked' disease and leave it at that.

    He ain't as bad as this guy

    *picture of stale*

    Since he got a robotic dick in the cyborg wars of 2030 and has been catching up on decades of erectile misfortune in the past months."

    As narrated by Keith David

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    munkus you are an unsolvable mystery

    in 50 years they'll have you on the history channel

    The documentary will be called "Look at this Guy"

    They'll be all

    "Look at this guy. Just look at him. Nobody knows what the fuck to do, even after years of medical process. We're pretty sure we're just gonna call it 'Munkus is fucked' disease and leave it at that.

    He ain't as bad as this guy

    *picture of stale*

    Since he got a robotic dick in the cyborg wars of 2030 and has been catching up on decades of erectile misfortune in the past months."

    Munkus is the final episode of house

    house commits suicide when he cant solve the case

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    munkus you are an unsolvable mystery

    in 50 years they'll have you on the history channel

    The documentary will be called "Look at this Guy"

    They'll be all

    "Look at this guy. Just look at him. Nobody knows what the fuck to do, even after years of medical process. We're pretty sure we're just gonna call it 'Munkus is fucked' disease and leave it at that.

    He ain't as bad as this guy

    *picture of stale*

    Since he got a robotic dick in the cyborg wars of 2030 and has been catching up on decades of erectile misfortune in the past months."

    As narrated by Keith David

    Fuck that. Morgan Freeman better keep his ass alive to do my documentary.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    dang kovak I am sorry that there are problems with your butt

    Skull Man on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    munkus you are an unsolvable mystery

    in 50 years they'll have you on the history channel

    The documentary will be called "Look at this Guy"

    They'll be all

    "Look at this guy. Just look at him. Nobody knows what the fuck to do, even after years of medical process. We're pretty sure we're just gonna call it 'Munkus is fucked' disease and leave it at that.

    He ain't as bad as this guy

    *picture of stale*

    Since he got a robotic dick in the cyborg wars of 2030 and has been catching up on decades of erectile misfortune in the past months."

    Munkus is the final episode of house

    house commits suicide when he cant solve the case

    That would be the best episode of house.

    I think he'd just walk away, giving the middle finger.

    Then I'd shout something quippy and he'd give me the other finger.

    Fuck using the cane, he uses all of his strength to walk and give me the fingers.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh and uh you too munkus

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    munkus you are an unsolvable mystery

    in 50 years they'll have you on the history channel

    The documentary will be called "Look at this Guy"

    They'll be all

    "Look at this guy. Just look at him. Nobody knows what the fuck to do, even after years of medical process. We're pretty sure we're just gonna call it 'Munkus is fucked' disease and leave it at that.

    He ain't as bad as this guy

    *picture of stale*

    Since he got a robotic dick in the cyborg wars of 2030 and has been catching up on decades of erectile misfortune in the past months."

    As narrated by Keith David

    Excellent choice. :^:

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    I for some reason have a bad habbit of calling babies "it".

    This unsuprisingly upsets their mothers.

    'it' does go over better than 'that thing' though

    Calling the child "the thing that you used to finally tie down one of my best friend so he no longer goes out with us anymore. Goddamit you should of just stayed on the pill you don't deserve to breed." Goes down a treat though.

    that's a lot of effort. at that point i think it's easier to just punt the baby

    Wook please respect Australian customs.

    We "kick" babies over here.

    Or if we need to kick them 70 meters plus we "torpedo" them.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I can see munkus as a bond villain

    Like Jaws only in the butt

    #pipe on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm gonna go ahead and bitch about this here.

    My current issue is that it feels like there is something chewing on my soul, very slowly. It's not actually specific to any part of my GI, just the general area. And it doesn't have any pressure on it, like normal. Not like a cramp. Just like I suddenly have rows and rows of horrible teeth from some infernal monster slowly biting down at the core of my being. Getting tighter as the sharp teeth bore ever deeper, until suddenly RELEASE and I'm OK until the next 'bite.'

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    I'm gonna go ahead and bitch about this here.

    My current issue is that it feels like there is something chewing on my soul, very slowly. It's not actually specific to any part of my GI, just the general area. And it doesn't have any pressure on it, like normal. Not like a cramp. Just like I suddenly have rows and rows of horrible teeth from some infernal monster slowly biting down at the core of my being. Getting tighter as the sharp teeth bore ever deeper, until suddenly RELEASE and I'm OK until the next 'bite.'

    Man, I'm just coming down with a cold......

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    HEY LOOK AT ME I'M AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE WITH LIKE A SIX PAGE OLD REPLY.

    GO ME!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    had I gotten the chance to go against munkus in the forum battle I was going to have Afghanis play their goat-bladder game with his butt-bag

    as part of it

    Skull Man on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    munkus there is a alligator in your ass

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    had I gotten the chance to go against munkus in the forum battle I was going to have Afghanis play their goat-bladder game with his butt-bag

    as part of it

    I don't have one, although I came close to having to get one. It's one of the worst memories I've ever had and I don't particularly care to be reminded of it in any shape or form.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    munkus there is a alligator in your ass

    but when you come right down to it, isn't there an alligator in all our asses?

    *puts pipe in mouth, blows out bubbles*

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    had I gotten the chance to go against munkus in the forum battle I was going to have Afghanis play their goat-bladder game with his butt-bag

    as part of it

    I don't have one, although I came close to having to get one. It's one of the worst memories I've ever had and I don't particularly care to be reminded of it in any shape or form.

    That must be so embarassing to have to tote around. Do people who have those get any means of concealing it when they go out?

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Is TFS doing the wah wah he/she thing again?

    someone post the Keith dumbfounded chatlog, that thing is solid gold every time

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i just got this feeling that teefs is like 4 inches

    i kinda wanna know if im right on this

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh ok

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    i just got this feeling that teefs is like 4 inches

    i kinda wanna know if im right on this

    He's David the Gnome-ish.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Is TFS doing the wah wah he/she thing again?

    someone post the Keith dumbfounded chatlog, that thing is solid gold every time

    Will this do?
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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    all backhanded slap by the ring-laden hand of a turkish brothel master

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My problem aint so bad, I'm the guy who sucks.

    plus I've got depression.

    Berk on
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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    God the new Achewood comic is great.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    my h-scroll was fine

    jesus the far side, is there anything you don't complain about

    I mean, really

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Berk I always imagined you to be Roast Beef but with a lot of Ray in him

    :(

    man, I always imagined myself kind of like roast beef too, but why ray?

    Berk on
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