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Round 3: Campion vs Skull Man
Larlar
consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
Campion
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(youtube: [vidurl=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3bVT1TvosI]part 1[/vidurl], [vidurl=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNGuTagZGws]part 2[/vidurl])
Skull Man:
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(youtube: [vidurl=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3bVT1TvosI]part 1[/vidurl], [vidurl=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNGuTagZGws]part 2[/vidurl])Skull Man:
A lot came up at once, and this didn't get put together. But you're welcome to look at it.
instrumental
instrumental mirror
Lyrics:
instrumental
instrumental mirror
Lyrics:
And I heard, in my ears, the sound of breathing. Wet and hot, mumbling: “Can I touch you?” And I shuddered. And he touched me, and I threw up.
There’s a guy who’s won battle after battle, slaughtering his opponents just like cattle. He rides a retard with a bony saddle. There’ll be a pinkish donger swinging round—when the Skull comes around.
There’s blood under his nails and it ain’t his, he’s got hot steam for blood and gin for jizz. He yells the n-word at screenings of The Wiz. His voice is like a car wreck—flee the sound! When the Skull comes around.
Hear the wind, it whistles through him. Two hundred osseous chimes a-clackin’. Multitudes decry him, and his big stupid face. Voices mocking, voices laughing. Some are faggots, some are bitches. It’s Skull Man and he doesn’t give a shit.
And his girlfriend, she plays the guitar. I had to mention that—she asked me to. His girlfriend, she played it for this. It’s hard to argue when you really don’t care.
No soft caress, not from a finger made of bone. His skull will burst like soggy packing foam. All will make excuses to head home. They’ll linger, awkwardly glancin’ around, when the Skull comes around.
And I felt a hand grasp around my wrist, and I looked and behold, paper bag. And the face, that was drawn on it, was a Skull. And a smell followed with him.
There’s a guy who’s won battle after battle, slaughtering his opponents just like cattle. He rides a retard with a bony saddle. There’ll be a pinkish donger swinging round—when the Skull comes around.
There’s blood under his nails and it ain’t his, he’s got hot steam for blood and gin for jizz. He yells the n-word at screenings of The Wiz. His voice is like a car wreck—flee the sound! When the Skull comes around.
Hear the wind, it whistles through him. Two hundred osseous chimes a-clackin’. Multitudes decry him, and his big stupid face. Voices mocking, voices laughing. Some are faggots, some are bitches. It’s Skull Man and he doesn’t give a shit.
And his girlfriend, she plays the guitar. I had to mention that—she asked me to. His girlfriend, she played it for this. It’s hard to argue when you really don’t care.
No soft caress, not from a finger made of bone. His skull will burst like soggy packing foam. All will make excuses to head home. They’ll linger, awkwardly glancin’ around, when the Skull comes around.
And I felt a hand grasp around my wrist, and I looked and behold, paper bag. And the face, that was drawn on it, was a Skull. And a smell followed with him.
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campion
I've never felt this way about a man before
I wish I knew how to quit you
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Fuck you, Youtube!
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
PILLOW CATAPULT
Secret Satan
Holyshit
Another download link, still working on YouTube
and so should everyone else
seriously
you know what, I officially concede.
I wanted out of the tournament when it stopped being fun,and you, campion, have given me the best goddamn send-off I've ever seen.
You win, but really, I win too.
Motherfucking hat's off to you.
Will you record you reading that to the music now that you might have time? I'm terrible at reading things to song.
Holy balls, Campion.
better get it up on youtube before skull's loads
I liked campions
it's just
yeah
honestly, I was thinking that now that I can do things at a leisurely pace I'm going to do more videos
I was like shit not a 4 minute long HOLY CRAP THIS IS AWESOME!
oh hell yes
holy shit
Campion you crazy diamond
Man it is like you're trying to be terrible at things
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
yes, all of it
I fully believe campion deserves to go on, his entry was fantastic
just