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[Phalla]Phallangband: A Roguelike Phalla Game Over (Ask Questions Now)

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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Please do not talk about the game until all role PMs have gone out.

    thorgot on
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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    thorgot wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    First person to call them rougelikes is going to die.

    I have no idea what you are talking about

    to wikipedia I guess

    People always call them rougelikes. They are not cosmetic simulators, they are the predecessor to Diablo.

    I swear to god.

    If you compare NetHack, Rogue, Angband, and Dwarf Fortress to Diablo ever again, I will strangle you with your own intestines whilst pouring salt in the spot where they used to be(ie, your gut).

    That said.

    !Reserves

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    thorgot wrote: »
    Please do not talk about the game until all role PMs have gone out.

    HAY GAIZ I HERE THIS GAME IZ AWESUM!!1

    visiblehowl on
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    I die evry tiem in Sekiro on Twitch
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So it's about to kick off? It's pretty late here, but I'm tempted to stay up for the launch.

    Edcrab on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    !Vote Zot

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    thorgot wrote: »
    Please do not talk about the game until all role PMs have gone out.

    HAY GAIZ I HERE THIS GAME IZ AWESUM!!1

    Whatchu talking boot?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    My speculations thusfar:
    Thorgot is gay

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Night 0

    You have slain the Orc.
    You have slain the Orc. <29x>
    A strange, green mist surrounds you!
    You fall asleep.
    The Orc hits you.
    The Orc hits you. <928x>
    You die.
    Would you like to dump the screen? y
    [FONT="Courier New"]########
    #[COLOR="Lime"]oooooo[/COLOR]#
    #[COLOR="Lime"]oooooo[/COLOR]#
    #[COLOR="Lime"]oooooo[/COLOR]#######
    #[COLOR="Lime"]oo[/COLOR][COLOR="Red"]@[/COLOR][COLOR="Lime"]ooooooooo[/COLOR]+
    #[COLOR="Lime"]oooooo[/COLOR]#######
    #[COLOR="Lime"]oooooo[/COLOR]#
    #[COLOR="Lime"]oooooo[/COLOR]#
    ##+#####
    #..#
    #.##
    #.#
    #.#
    #<##########
    #.........>#
    ############
    [/FONT]
    

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    The PC's death brought a sudden hush to the dungeon as if a great weight had been lifted from its shoulders. One Orc started cheering. Then another joined in. Soon, the Orcs remaining in dungeon level 2 were all stamping their feet and howling at the dead PC; the human player in charge of it was surely blushing with shame at his defeat at the hands of a couple of Orcs.

    Eventually, the Orcs quieted down, and got back to work, which would surely be harder with even more treasure to guard. Their wise Orc Shaman, the only NPC with enough experience to pick up items, passed out thorgot's belongings. A few weeks passed without a major event, though the number of Orcs in the group swelled as word spread of the group's success.

    Suddenly, in the middle of the night, an Orc sounded the alarm. The Shaman was found in his tent with an Orcish cutlass in his gut. The novice Shaman was summoned to the altar. He cast his spells to determine the source of the trouble, though all knew it was an inside job because the two doors were still locked. A wisp of smoky vapor wafted to the ceiling, where it began to swirl and form shapes. These shapes became people. Some adventurers standing on dungeon level 1. As the translucent figures began to drink their potions and turn into Orcs, the spell abruptly ended and the vapors dissipated.

    All eyes fell from the ceiling to the novice Shaman, who had been neatly gutted with his own sword. The silence was broken and the angry babble of Orcish voices soon swelled into a roar.

    Remember to both !vote for and !target somebody. If you don't vote and/or target before the first day ends on Friday at 11 PM eastern, you will be removed. If you didn't get a role PM, PM me immediately. If you have any questions, ask.

    The villager role PM has been posted in the OP.

    KILL ALL DEM POLYMORPHERS!

    thorgot on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Zot

    What's my target ability, do you think?

    Dun dun dunnnn!

    TehSpectre on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    waaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    does it make people really sad?

    DJ Eebs on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Vote Zot

    Zot usually has pretty good accuracy. We should follow his lead.

    cheez on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    does it make people really sad?
    Man, who knows.

    Maybe it guards him.

    Maybe it kills him.

    Maybe it sets him on fire.

    Only time will tell.

    TehSpectre on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Who is this Zot you people are talking about?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !target TehSpectre

    enlightenedbum on
    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Who is this Zot you people are talking about?
    I'm not sure, I've only heard legends.

    Edit: Oh shi-

    TehSpectre on
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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Who is this Zot you people are talking about?

    Don't know, but he couldn't have been as bad as that guy Saburbia.

    cheez on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !target Look Out It's Sabs!

    And my response is '?'.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    God, (!target) Saburbia was the blurst.

    Oats on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh shit.

    cj and I think alike.

    Oats on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    cheez wrote: »
    Who is this Zot you people are talking about?

    Don't know, but he couldn't have been as bad as that guy Saburbia.

    Yea but at least he was hawt.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This game is awesome already. Let the day one madness begin!

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    cheez wrote: »
    Who is this Zot you people are talking about?

    Don't know, but he couldn't have been as bad as that guy Saburbia.

    Yea but at least he was hawt.

    If you were in to twinks.
    And like who isn't. :winky:

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Twink, isn't that some gay slang word?

    IS IT?!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    master cock sucker

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    alright

    I want everyone to target me with their green abilities

    I am dead serious

    let's see what happens

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    alright

    I want everyone to target me with their green abilities

    I am dead serious

    let's see what happens

    Sure thing neutral!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    I'd rather target you with my red!

    DJ Eebs on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    alright

    I want everyone to target me with their green abilities

    I am dead serious

    let's see what happens
    !Zot

    Oh shit, I did it wrong.

    TehSpectre on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    WHAT TRICKERY IS THIS


    ...I'm afraid we might break something

    Edcrab on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    How about everyone targets themselves.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Are we allowed to? Normally you can't self target.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    I don't want to do that either!

    DJ Eebs on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't want to do that either!

    Common it will be fun, we can get you a blanket if you are shy.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !target DasUberEdward

    I keep my promises.

    B:L on
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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    >e
    >e
    >n
    >look

    Edcrab is here.

    >look Edcrab

    cheez on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    If I could target myself, I would break something... seriously I'd be inviting some paradoxical shit upon myself there


    And man why are people surprised I'm playing a Phalla I've lurked this forum for years it was just a matter of time

    Edcrab on
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Grudge placeholder vote for getting me arrow'd in the D&D Phalla

    !DasUberEdward

    enlightenedbum on
    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    awwwww

    I wanted to see what would happen :(

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    hold on let me see if the person who killed me in the pirates phalla is around

    DJ Eebs on
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