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Fear Itself

RingoRingo He/Hima distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
So the first episode of Fear Itself aired tonight and it was pretty underwhelming.

Anybody else watch it?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the answer is no

    is this like Scare Tactics?

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    the only thing there is to fear

    i am gonna take a shot in the dark here

    is it a part of your body

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    the only thing there is to fear

    is fear itself

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hey, I have this!

    or a fear of it

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  • animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh dang I was way off

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    the answer is no

    is this like Scare Tactics?

    that show would've been a lot better if they actually didn't care about heart attacks, or lawsuits.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mang twurly ish de grhairtesht compewtah

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    the only thing there is to fear

    is fear itself

    also: ghosts

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  • animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i am afraid of things that do not coincide with my judeo-christian values

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I farted and it smelled really really bad. Is a barebones diet the cause of it?

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  • animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    I farted and it smelled really really bad. Is a barebones diet the cause of it?

    maybe if you are eating the barebones themselves

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Hi ranx. I'm afraid of fear and ghosts. Other than that, pretty good.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So the other day my friend and I hatched a plan.

    We were gonna get some chocolate syrup at some random store, go to this other place where both of us might have worked eons past, go into their bathroom, and write "POOP" on the wall in what looks like poop.

    Just as a little "fuck you"

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aren't we supposed to fear the reaper too?

    I think I got that memo.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    "might have worked"?

    are you operating on some kind of hypertime initiative

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    damn either I think I have the flu or that weed I had a couple of nights ago was laced with something

    I'm only starting to feel normal now

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So the other day my friend and I hatched a plan.

    We were gonna get some chocolate syrup at some random store, go to this other place where both of us might have worked eons past, go into their bathroom, and write "POOP" on the wall in what looks like poop.

    Just as a little "fuck you"
    I didn't see how this would work, becasue I thought it would just drip off the walls.

    Then I realized that you could just smear it on the walls

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm afraid of spiders.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    "might have worked"?

    are you operating on some kind of hypertime initiative

    I'm covering my tracks just in-case the federal government tries to pin a terrorism charge on us.

    Edit: Yeah, we'll be smearing.

    Motherfucker's gonna have letters three feet tall.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    "might have worked"?

    are you operating on some kind of hypertime initiative

    I'm covering my tracks just in-case the federal government tries to pin a terrorism charge on us.

    by the time they catch you maybe it'll be in yet another storybook universe where terrorism is rewarded with swanky dinners

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    "might have worked"?

    are you operating on some kind of hypertime initiative

    I'm covering my tracks just in-case the federal government tries to pin a terrorism charge on us.

    by the time they catch you maybe it'll be in yet another storybook universe where terrorism is rewarded with swanky dinners

    Are there loose women at these dinners?

    Because I've always wanted to play footsie with a sexy woman at a swanky dinner.

    Its all very James Bond.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Ahh, poop smearing.

    When I worked at Albertsons I would take shits on the companies dime all the time. I would wipe my ass with paper towels and smear what I could underneath the paper towel dispenser. I would then just throw the used paper towels into the trash. No one knew what the smell was for months until someone dropped their sunglasses and noticed the shit streaks.

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    "might have worked"?

    are you operating on some kind of hypertime initiative

    I'm covering my tracks just in-case the federal government tries to pin a terrorism charge on us.

    by the time they catch you maybe it'll be in yet another storybook universe where terrorism is rewarded with swanky dinners

    Are there loose women at these dinners?

    Because I've always wanted to play footsie with a sexy woman at a swanky dinner.

    Its all very James Bond.

    Indeed, and a jovial fat man who loves to have jokes made at his expense.

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    "might have worked"?

    are you operating on some kind of hypertime initiative

    I'm covering my tracks just in-case the federal government tries to pin a terrorism charge on us.

    by the time they catch you maybe it'll be in yet another storybook universe where terrorism is rewarded with swanky dinners

    Are there loose women at these dinners?

    Because I've always wanted to play footsie with a sexy woman at a swanky dinner.

    Its all very James Bond.

    Indeed, and a jovial fat man who loves to have jokes made at his expense.

    Dom DeLuise should be forced by international law to attend every swanky dinner.

    Larlar on
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    "might have worked"?

    are you operating on some kind of hypertime initiative

    I'm covering my tracks just in-case the federal government tries to pin a terrorism charge on us.

    by the time they catch you maybe it'll be in yet another storybook universe where terrorism is rewarded with swanky dinners

    Are there loose women at these dinners?

    Because I've always wanted to play footsie with a sexy woman at a swanky dinner.

    Its all very James Bond.

    Indeed, and a jovial fat man who loves to have jokes made at his expense.

    Fucking awesome.

    All I need now is some blow inside a wristwatch and my world is complete.

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    "might have worked"?

    are you operating on some kind of hypertime initiative

    I'm covering my tracks just in-case the federal government tries to pin a terrorism charge on us.

    by the time they catch you maybe it'll be in yet another storybook universe where terrorism is rewarded with swanky dinners

    Are there loose women at these dinners?

    Because I've always wanted to play footsie with a sexy woman at a swanky dinner.

    Its all very James Bond.

    Indeed, and a jovial fat man who loves to have jokes made at his expense.

    Dom DeLuise should be forced by international law to attend every swanky dinner.

    I think they're discussing this at Bilderberg right now.

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have a fear of someone shoving a pool ball in my mouth and not being able to get it out again.

    At least my fears are completely irrational.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    I have a fear of someone shoving a pool ball in my mouth and not being able to get it out again.

    At least my fears are completely irrational.

    Honestly I didn't even read the OP, I figured it was about... fuck it FDR or something I dunno.

    Which made your post hilariously "out of context" to me.

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    I have a fear of someone shoving a pool ball in my mouth and not being able to get it out again.

    At least my fears are completely irrational.

    It is ridiculous.

    The billiard hall is two floors up from the dining hall.

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    This would be a good time to convert this into a ghost stories thread.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    I have a fear of someone shoving a pool ball in my mouth and not being able to get it out again.

    At least my fears are completely irrational.
    God damn, I'm never thought of this before. That's a scary thought, can you imagine how bad your jaw would start to ache?

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Who has the really good ghost stories again? Was it Weaver?

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    We ain't doing ghost stories, lady

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Someone tell a mothafuckin' ghost story on a mothafuckasass.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i fear that one day i will eat food with jizz in it

    or that i already have

    or that you already have

    that or a man with a hook for a hand will come after me whenever i drive through the Appalachian mountains

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    This is a true story. My father died in 1991, three days before Christmas. I was only 7 years old. He died in our house. After that, my mom and two brothers and I would hear strange things like in the hall way at night you could hear someone walking back and fourth. You could also hear some one humming which was what my dad use to do. The cupboards in the kitchen would open up and close. Once I had one of my friends sleep over and I didn't tell them any thing what was happening. We were in my room and my friend said that she heard a noise. I just said you're probably just hearing things. Then my door opened up and slammed really hard. We got up fast and ran to the door to see if any one did that but there was no one there. It was just strange. Then we went back over by my bed and started talking and laughing. We heard someone coming and we thought it was my mom, so we stopped talking. There was no one there again. We just heard foot steps. My friend got scared and said that she wanted to go home and she did. I also have heard violins playing but it was coming from the basement. There was so much stuff happening. There is alot more of things that happened. We moved from that house one year ago. I'm 17 years old now. This is true, everything that I have said.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh, Ghost Stories are always fun.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    There

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