Wisconsin (and the Midwest) sucks

Death of Rats

This place is boring and stuff.... just like Illinois. I move up here, and all I see are department stores and depression. Seriously, I'm in the cheese state, I should at least have that going for me.

TankHammer

No shit?

trentsteel

Wow. Sounds like the Winnipeg of America.

TheySlashThem

WELCOME TO THE MIDWEST

Bedlam

Poor skinny uriel living in buttfuck nowhere.

I am playing the sadest song on the tiniest violin.

Death of Rats

I mean, I'm near Chicago, but not close enough for it to be cool. This is like Schaumburg without all the cool.

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TheySlashThem

AS YOU ARE NOW A MIDWESTERNER, IT IS TIME FOR THE SECRET HANDSHAKE

PLEASE EXTEND YOUR MIDDLE FINGER UPWARD

Barcardi

i used to live in wisconsin then i moved to minnesota

its all pretty flat and boring, so i would suggest taking up tornado chasing

seriously, i would

Death of Rats

I lived in southern illinois before.. so I've been a midwesterner for at least 15 years.

Pkmoutl

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

AS YOU ARE NOW A MIDWESTERNER, IT IS TIME FOR THE SECRET HANDSHAKE

PLEASE EXTEND YOUR MIDDLE FINGER UPWARD

We call that the New York Salute.

It goes along with the friendly greeting, "Whatchoo lookin' at?"

TheySlashThem

WE HAVE

COWS

AND NOT MUCH ELSE

TheySlashThem

ALSO

CORN

Death of Rats

I live inbetween milwakee and Chicago. There is nothing going on. This is stupid.

OmegaTofuNinja

TDoT you son of a bitch

You took my corn joke I hate you

Aren't you in missouri?

Pkmoutl

Is Michigan still considered the Midwest, or did they get kicked out of the club for being too violent?

Kazhiim

I cannot honestly think of a reason anybody would live in the interior of America unless they're farmers

OmegaTofuNinja

Kazhiim wrote: »

I cannot honestly think of a reason anybody would live in the interior of America unless they're farmers

Dragged along kicking and screaming by family

Death of Rats

OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »

Kazhiim wrote: »

I cannot honestly think of a reason anybody would live in the interior of America unless they're farmers

Dragged along kicking and screaming by family

you said the magic word!

TheySlashThem

OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »

TDoT you son of a bitch

You took my corn joke I hate you

Aren't you in missouri?

yeah

ChicoBlue

trentsteel wrote: »

Wow. Sounds like the Winnipeg of America.

Hey now.

Winnipeg is One Great City.

It has a library, and communists, and I guess some kind of old buildings in the Exchange District.

OmegaTofuNinja

Alright fuck it

Guys let's make the midwest fucking rad as hell

TheySlashThem

MIZZ ERR UH

yourclothes

god wherever i live is so BORINg

Zephyr

hey i live there too

yeah it is boring

OmegaTofuNinja

TDoT I'm coming to your house

and I'm going to rape you with a corn cob

because no one makes the 'midwest has corn' jokes but me okay

Cold Salmon and Hatred

I LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN SHUT UP

Death of Rats

Everyone here is really fat. Fatter than in Illinois. I'm confused about that.

trentsteel

Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »

I LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN SHUT UP

aaahHAHAAHHAHAAH

Hey are you Jeremy?

ChicoBlue

Saskatchewan has some interesting places.

OmegaTofuNinja

hey now I am not fat

you are fat

Kazhiim

start an underground club

pent up midwesterners arriving in secret, sharing a common guilty pleasure amongst themselves

they must never reveal their involvement in Aspire to Get the Fuck Out of Here Club

TheySlashThem

man whatever tofu

no one can win against me in a corn battle

ChicoBlue

For example, you can visit the hospital where I was born.

And maybe go see the town I spent my first few years in.

OmegaTofuNinja

AGFOHC

Also

someone buy me this

Zephyr

there's a corn field like a 10 minute drive away from my house

god i hate this place

OmegaTofuNinja

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

man whatever tofu

no one can win against me in a corn battle

is that a challenge sir

e: Zeph there is a cornfield in my damn backyard

Cold Salmon and Hatred

trentsteel wrote: »

Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »

I LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN SHUT UP

aaahHAHAAHHAHAAH

Hey are you Jeremy?

i don't get it

TheySlashThem

are you from canadaland chico

is that what you are saying

Kazhiim

In the midwest, you can't even find a place to drown or a hole to toss yourself in.

I hate family reunions.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

Zephyr wrote: »

there's a corn field like a 10 minute drive away from my house

god i hate this place

man

do you know how much fucking wheat I have around here

we are the biggest inland wheat terminal in all of Canada

yeah

that's our claim to fame

plus tommy douglas