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Wisconsin (and the Midwest) sucks

Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
This place is boring and stuff.... just like Illinois. I move up here, and all I see are department stores and depression. Seriously, I'm in the cheese state, I should at least have that going for me.

No I don't.
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    No shit?

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wow. Sounds like the Winnipeg of America.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    WELCOME TO THE MIDWEST

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Poor skinny uriel living in buttfuck nowhere.

    I am playing the sadest song on the tiniest violin.

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I mean, I'm near Chicago, but not close enough for it to be cool. This is like Schaumburg without all the cool.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    AS YOU ARE NOW A MIDWESTERNER, IT IS TIME FOR THE SECRET HANDSHAKE

    PLEASE EXTEND YOUR MIDDLE FINGER UPWARD

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i used to live in wisconsin then i moved to minnesota

    its all pretty flat and boring, so i would suggest taking up tornado chasing

    seriously, i would

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I lived in southern illinois before.. so I've been a midwesterner for at least 15 years.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    AS YOU ARE NOW A MIDWESTERNER, IT IS TIME FOR THE SECRET HANDSHAKE

    PLEASE EXTEND YOUR MIDDLE FINGER UPWARD

    We call that the New York Salute.

    It goes along with the friendly greeting, "Whatchoo lookin' at?"

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    WE HAVE

    COWS

    AND NOT MUCH ELSE

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ALSO

    CORN

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I live inbetween milwakee and Chicago. There is nothing going on. This is stupid.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    TDoT you son of a bitch

    You took my corn joke I hate you

    Aren't you in missouri?

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Is Michigan still considered the Midwest, or did they get kicked out of the club for being too violent?

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    I cannot honestly think of a reason anybody would live in the interior of America unless they're farmers

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    I cannot honestly think of a reason anybody would live in the interior of America unless they're farmers

    Dragged along kicking and screaming by family

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    I cannot honestly think of a reason anybody would live in the interior of America unless they're farmers

    Dragged along kicking and screaming by family

    you said the magic word!

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    TDoT you son of a bitch

    You took my corn joke I hate you

    Aren't you in missouri?

    yeah

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Wow. Sounds like the Winnipeg of America.

    Hey now.

    Winnipeg is One Great City.

    It has a library, and communists, and I guess some kind of old buildings in the Exchange District.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Alright fuck it

    Guys let's make the midwest fucking rad as hell

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    MIZZ ERR UH

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    god wherever i live is so BORINg

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hey i live there too

    yeah it is boring

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    TDoT I'm coming to your house

    and I'm going to rape you with a corn cob

    because no one makes the 'midwest has corn' jokes but me okay

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    I LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN SHUT UP

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Everyone here is really fat. Fatter than in Illinois. I'm confused about that.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    I LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN SHUT UP




    aaahHAHAAHHAHAAH

    Hey are you Jeremy?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Saskatchewan has some interesting places.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hey now I am not fat

    you are fat

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    start an underground club

    pent up midwesterners arriving in secret, sharing a common guilty pleasure amongst themselves

    they must never reveal their involvement in Aspire to Get the Fuck Out of Here Club

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    man whatever tofu

    no one can win against me in a corn battle

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    For example, you can visit the hospital where I was born.

    And maybe go see the town I spent my first few years in.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    AGFOHC

    Also

    someone buy me this

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    there's a corn field like a 10 minute drive away from my house

    god i hate this place

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    man whatever tofu

    no one can win against me in a corn battle

    is that a challenge sir

    e: Zeph there is a cornfield in my damn backyard

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    I LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN SHUT UP




    aaahHAHAAHHAHAAH

    Hey are you Jeremy?

    i don't get it

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    are you from canadaland chico

    is that what you are saying

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    In the midwest, you can't even find a place to drown or a hole to toss yourself in.

    I hate family reunions.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    there's a corn field like a 10 minute drive away from my house

    god i hate this place

    man

    do you know how much fucking wheat I have around here

    we are the biggest inland wheat terminal in all of Canada

    yeah

    that's our claim to fame

    plus tommy douglas

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