DeForest, Wisconsin has this truck stop that smells like shit, literally, and employs a couple guys who pass away the time by throwing firecrackers at the ground right in front of the entrance... not far from the gas pumps.
Another thing that's great about Iowa: Tractors doing 15 mph on a major two-lane highway. I deal with this shit every fucking day during the spring and fall, on my commute to college. Or the corn trucks that don't cover their loads and do 65 mph spewing corn cobs all over the place. That's a real pleasure to deal with.
Another thing that's great about Iowa: Tractors doing 15 mph on a major two-lane highway. I deal with this shit every fucking day during the spring and fall, on my commute to college. Or the corn trucks that don't cover their loads and do 65 mph spewing corn cobs all over the place. That's a real pleasure to deal with.
Another thing that's great about Iowa: Tractors doing 15 mph on a major two-lane highway. I deal with this shit every fucking day during the spring and fall, on my commute to college. Or the corn trucks that don't cover their loads and do 65 mph spewing corn cobs all over the place. That's a real pleasure to deal with.
Most people would be grateful for free corn.
You have to understand, corn is so plentiful here that farmers more often than not burn a significant portion of it for heat. Of course, the corn market is getting better so a couple of my friends are moving back and reopening the family farms to make some dough.
But corn is not scarce at all here. I have a tomato garden in which wild corn occasionally grows, from nothing. I pluck and kill it as I would any weed. This is how we view corn.
Fucking squirrels dropping corn all over the place.
Wisconsin at least has the lame yet fun Wisconsin Dells to chill at.
I like my simple Chicago Suburb, we have some really cool stuff like this really awesome Hindu temple like a mile away and is like 100% handmade and carved like in the olden times.
That park is tore up to hell right now, they're redoing the whole thing. Actually they put a skate park in there for a little bit, but I guess they thought it was causing too many problems or something.
Wisconsin at least has the lame yet fun Wisconsin Dells to chill at.
I like my simple Chicago Suburb, we have some really cool stuff like this really awesome Hindu temple like a mile away and is like 100% handmade and carved like in the olden times.
Let me tell you about this putrid shit-hole cleverly disguised as a town.
If ever there was a modern equivelant to the underwater city of Rapture it'd be Gary Indiana. Built on the promise that the steel industry would always be stable enough to populate an entire region of Indiana at the tip of the cock-shaped Lake Michigan, Gary was once the second largest city in Indiana.
The layoffs at US Steel lead to crime rates increasing so much that Gary frequents the most murders per capita list on a yearly basis. Let me explain this, while more murders might happen in Chicago or New York you must understand that they have much larger populations and might not actually be that statisticly dangerous. Gary, on the other hand, is a place where once you enter it, the chances of you being stabbed drasticly increase.
They used footage of Gary for Hiroshima in the movie "Pearl Harbor".
G.I., as the kids call it, is proof that the Midwest sucks.
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, and from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip-malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moments lost in time; gone like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die.
That park is tore up to hell right now, they're redoing the whole thing. Actually they put a skate park in there for a little bit, but I guess they thought it was causing too many problems or something.
I saw that when I was up there a couple weekends ago. I was too busy gambling and getting drunk to really care though. I do so love the Blue Cat down in the district.
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Btw guys, Fuck the Great Wolf Lodge. Expensive and always booked months ahead in fucking advance...
Even better is the time they actually called me to let me know that they had "accidentally" overbooked and I had to find a new hotel...
There's one in Kansas City by the speedway and the legends.
I'm not sure there's any reason to stay at a place like that unless you are a kid or have kids.
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yeah i know a dude from Wisconsin
he totally sucks.
Dude you have my sympathy. I had to grow up in that hell whole. I finally got to break free and move out to seattle for college, THANK <insert deity of your choice>. It is less worst if your in a heavily populated area but, if you live in the middle of no where be prepared for generic little village after another.
Wisconsin the land of drunks, cheese, and old lady craft shops.
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Dude you have my sympathy. I had to grow up in that hell whole. I finally got to break free and move out to seattle for college, THANK <insert deity of your choice>. It is less worst if your in a heavily populated area but, if you live in the middle of no where be prepared for generic little village after another.
Wisconsin the land of drunks, cheese, and old lady craft shops.
Dude you have my sympathy. I had to grow up in that hell whole. I finally got to break free and move out to seattle for college, THANK <insert deity of your choice>. It is less worst if your in a heavily populated area but, if you live in the middle of no where be prepared for generic little village after another.
Wisconsin the land of drunks, cheese, and old lady craft shops.
it sounds like you suck too
Only if you pay well :P.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
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seattle sucks
it's like 51° here
it was cold at the zoo
it's like 90° in philly
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
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way to suck, bluejay
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nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
Dude you have my sympathy. I had to grow up in that hell whole. I finally got to break free and move out to seattle for college, THANK <insert deity of your choice>. It is less worst if your in a heavily populated area but, if you live in the middle of no where be prepared for generic little village after another.
Wisconsin the land of drunks, cheese, and old lady craft shops.
it sounds like you suck too
Only if you pay well :P.
you can has cheesecake
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I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like Seattle
I didn't like San Francisco because it was too cold
I didn't like Santa Barbara because it was too wet
Seattle seems like the worst of both worlds
Dude you have my sympathy. I had to grow up in that hell whole. I finally got to break free and move out to seattle for college, THANK <insert deity of your choice>. It is less worst if your in a heavily populated area but, if you live in the middle of no where be prepared for generic little village after another.
Wisconsin the land of drunks, cheese, and old lady craft shops.
it sounds like you suck too
Only if you pay well :P.
you can has cheesecake
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Dude you have my sympathy. I had to grow up in that hell whole. I finally got to break free and move out to seattle for college, THANK <insert deity of your choice>. It is less worst if your in a heavily populated area but, if you live in the middle of no where be prepared for generic little village after another.
Wisconsin the land of drunks, cheese, and old lady craft shops.
Dude you have my sympathy. I had to grow up in that hell whole. I finally got to break free and move out to seattle for college, THANK <insert deity of your choice>. It is less worst if your in a heavily populated area but, if you live in the middle of no where be prepared for generic little village after another.
Wisconsin the land of drunks, cheese, and old lady craft shops.
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Hey neat, my best friend if from Deforest. What year did you graduate?
Also, in regards to CR being the "City of Five Smells", you can always smell Quaker Oats when you get close from the highway
I thought it was kind of nice.
I was born here.
Inertia, mostly.
actually, yeah. I grew up in Olathe, so Kansas hasn't been that bad.
Now I'm living in Lawrence which is pretty damn boring during the summer.
Too bad that's at least a few years off
Most people would be grateful for free corn.
why did my AC decide to stuck right at the beginning of summer
it's 82 degrees and the AC is being weak as hell, it's not even dragging the temperature inside down
You have to understand, corn is so plentiful here that farmers more often than not burn a significant portion of it for heat. Of course, the corn market is getting better so a couple of my friends are moving back and reopening the family farms to make some dough.
But corn is not scarce at all here. I have a tomato garden in which wild corn occasionally grows, from nothing. I pluck and kill it as I would any weed. This is how we view corn.
whitey's and country style
it is a delicious combination
I like my simple Chicago Suburb, we have some really cool stuff like this really awesome Hindu temple like a mile away and is like 100% handmade and carved like in the olden times.
http://travel.webshots.com/album/554427846DrgzHr?start=0
Haha, suckers, we have cool shit in my hood! Cultural Shit!
Handmade shit!
Lookit, hand made STONE shit!
Right next door to each other in fact. I used to play sand volleyball right behind them. Made for a nice after game snack.
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Also, cheese curd.
Is that where you get Spotted Cow beer?
Because that stuff is amazing
I think Spotted Cow is a New Glarus beer, but yes it is very tasty. A terrible pity I moved someplace that doesn't regularly stock any of these brews.
Schaumburg is cool?
This is news to me.
The Dells aren't lame. There is beautiful country up there and all over the state. I think the biggest problem is the OP is a city slicker.
Even better is the time they actually called me to let me know that they had "accidentally" overbooked and I had to find a new hotel...
Let me tell you about this putrid shit-hole cleverly disguised as a town.
If ever there was a modern equivelant to the underwater city of Rapture it'd be Gary Indiana. Built on the promise that the steel industry would always be stable enough to populate an entire region of Indiana at the tip of the cock-shaped Lake Michigan, Gary was once the second largest city in Indiana.
The layoffs at US Steel lead to crime rates increasing so much that Gary frequents the most murders per capita list on a yearly basis. Let me explain this, while more murders might happen in Chicago or New York you must understand that they have much larger populations and might not actually be that statisticly dangerous. Gary, on the other hand, is a place where once you enter it, the chances of you being stabbed drasticly increase.
They used footage of Gary for Hiroshima in the movie "Pearl Harbor".
G.I., as the kids call it, is proof that the Midwest sucks.
Man if I am going to go to Kings Island it won't be to swim indoors.
Hey Butters, come to lakewood and get drunk with me tonight
I saw that when I was up there a couple weekends ago. I was too busy gambling and getting drunk to really care though. I do so love the Blue Cat down in the district.
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There's one in Kansas City by the speedway and the legends.
I'm not sure there's any reason to stay at a place like that unless you are a kid or have kids.
he totally sucks.
Wisconsin the land of drunks, cheese, and old lady craft shops.
it sounds like you suck too
Only if you pay well :P.
it's like 51° here
it was cold at the zoo
it's like 90° in philly
way to suck, bluejay
you can has cheesecake
It is currently 70 degrees here in Santa Monica
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like Seattle
I didn't like San Francisco because it was too cold
I didn't like Santa Barbara because it was too wet
Seattle seems like the worst of both worlds
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is that offer transferable? I like cheesecake.
@keith:
Didn't you enjoy your trip to the zoo? Did you get the child price?