Wisconsin (and the Midwest) sucks

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Skelly B wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Michunkist wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Michunkist wrote: »
    Dude you have my sympathy. I had to grow up in that hell whole. I finally got to break free and move out to seattle for college, THANK <insert deity of your choice>. It is less worst if your in a heavily populated area but, if you live in the middle of no where be prepared for generic little village after another.

    Wisconsin the land of drunks, cheese, and old lady craft shops.

    it sounds like you suck too

    Only if you pay well :P.

    you can has cheesecake

    no
    awww

    is that offer transferable? I like cheesecake.

    That...

    well if you...

    what is going on here...

    :|

    neville on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    Michunkist wrote: »
    If it was a whole cheesecake we might have a deal.

    @keith:
    Didn't you enjoy your trip to the zoo? Did you get the child price?

    you're going to get the child price across your face if you don't quit talking back

    Garlic Bread on
  • Skelly BSkelly B Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Skelly B wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Michunkist wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Michunkist wrote: »
    Dude you have my sympathy. I had to grow up in that hell whole. I finally got to break free and move out to seattle for college, THANK <insert deity of your choice>. It is less worst if your in a heavily populated area but, if you live in the middle of no where be prepared for generic little village after another.

    Wisconsin the land of drunks, cheese, and old lady craft shops.

    it sounds like you suck too

    Only if you pay well :P.

    you can has cheesecake

    no
    awww

    is that offer transferable? I like cheesecake.

    That...

    well if you...

    what is going on here...

    :|

    :(
    I'm not down if you're going to claim grey rape.

    Skelly B on
  • MichunkistMichunkist Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Michunkist wrote: »
    If it was a whole cheesecake we might have a deal.

    @keith:
    Didn't you enjoy your trip to the zoo? Did you get the child price?

    you're going to get the child price across your face if you don't quit talking back

    Would Hannah Montana approve of that kinda talk Keith?

    Michunkist on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    Michunkist wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Michunkist wrote: »
    If it was a whole cheesecake we might have a deal.

    @keith:
    Didn't you enjoy your trip to the zoo? Did you get the child price?

    you're going to get the child price across your face if you don't quit talking back

    Would Hannah Montana approve of that kinda talk Keith?

    you're going to get the best of both worlds across your face if you don't quit talking back

    Garlic Bread on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Michunkist wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Michunkist wrote: »
    If it was a whole cheesecake we might have a deal.

    @keith:
    Didn't you enjoy your trip to the zoo? Did you get the child price?

    you're going to get the child price across your face if you don't quit talking back

    Would Hannah Montana approve of that kinda talk Keith?

    you're going to get the best of both worlds across your face if you don't quit talking back

    you're a tranny?

    neville on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    look, some of us are into putting on make-up and tucking it back

    doesn't make us queers

    Garlic Bread on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    look, some of us are into putting on make-up and tucking it back

    doesn't make us queers

    Would you fuck me?
    I'd fuck me.


    *creepy music*

    neville on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    gooooodbye horses

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    i'm flying over you

    Garlic Bread on
  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wisconsin is automatically cool because it's where I am.


    Also Ramius.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Wisconsin is automatically cool because it's where I am.


    Also Ramius.

    pretty sure that actually ruins wisconsin

    sorry

    Nah.

    SeñorAmor on
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    wisconsin is where my sexy lady lives so therefore it is automatically the best state

    Spectre-x on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Some_Jerk wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary%2C_Indiana

    Let me tell you about this putrid shit-hole cleverly disguised as a town.

    If ever there was a modern equivelant to the underwater city of Rapture it'd be Gary Indiana. Built on the promise that the steel industry would always be stable enough to populate an entire region of Indiana at the tip of the cock-shaped Lake Michigan, Gary was once the second largest city in Indiana.

    The layoffs at US Steel lead to crime rates increasing so much that Gary frequents the most murders per capita list on a yearly basis. Let me explain this, while more murders might happen in Chicago or New York you must understand that they have much larger populations and might not actually be that statisticly dangerous. Gary, on the other hand, is a place where once you enter it, the chances of you being stabbed drasticly increase.

    They used footage of Gary for Hiroshima in the movie "Pearl Harbor".

    G.I., as the kids call it, is proof that the Midwest sucks.

    My old man grew up in Gary and Highland and let me say this. First, Gary's been in decline since way before the steel industry took a shit in the 90s. Second, as bad as Gary is (and it is a hellhole as is most of the East Chicago area) East St. Louis, Illinois is the new butthole of this country.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    God I've heard horror stories about East St. Louis

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    east st louis is so terrible

    TheySlashThem on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this thread makes me think of miracle whip

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    My friends got lost in east saint louis going to a concert and had to get a police escort out.

    edit: And whenever I drive past, ITS ALWAYS SUNNY EVERYWHERE ELSE EXCEPT EAST STL. SERIOUSLY. I DONT KNOW WHY. BUT IT IS.

    Fabricate on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    god has given up on ESL, that's why

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    when you leave east st louis, don't ever look back

    pillar of salt, motherfucker, pillar of salt

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    when you leave east st louis, don't ever look back

    pillar of salt, motherfucker, pillar of salt

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    :?:

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    How about these storms eh guys?

    Jesus the water from my lake is now 30 feet closer to my house now.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am in Ohio, and there is no rain.

    But it is like a million degrees (or ninety-ish).

    Jimothy on
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    I am in Ohio, and there is no rain.

    But it is like a million degrees (or ninety-ish).
    Yeah, try being hungover in this heat. Thankfully, I'm back home now with the A/C running. I hope I don't go broke paying the electric bill this summer.

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Doesn't Ohio have some weird thing where half of the state gets drenched and the other half is scorched? Seems like I heard about wind currents from the lake or mountains or some shit.

    Kreutz on
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    We do get a lot of our weather affected by Lake Erie.

    To be honest, I don't know a lot about Ohio outside of the northeast. Maybe they do have absurdly different weather.

    Jimothy on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    We do get a lot of our weather affected by Lake Erie.

    To be honest, I don't know a lot about Ohio outside of the northeast. Maybe they do have absurdly different weather.

    The climate and culture south of Columbus is entirely different. It's insane. It's way dryer and the people think they're in Alabama.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Lake Erie rapes the northeast all winter long.

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Moe is from the Midwest?
    Oh no WONDER it sucks.

    neville on
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  • JoahWJoahW Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Skelly B wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Michunkist wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Michunkist wrote: »
    Dude you have my sympathy. I had to grow up in that hell whole. I finally got to break free and move out to seattle for college, THANK <insert deity of your choice>. It is less worst if your in a heavily populated area but, if you live in the middle of no where be prepared for generic little village after another.

    Wisconsin the land of drunks, cheese, and old lady craft shops.

    it sounds like you suck too

    Only if you pay well :P.

    you can has cheesecake

    no
    awww

    is that offer transferable? I like cheesecake.

    That...

    well if you...

    what is going on here...

    :|
    what the fuck

    JoahW on
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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Moe is from the Midwest?
    Oh no WONDER it sucks.

    Ohio isn't technically the midwest

    alternatively: fuck you

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Moe Fwacky wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Moe is from the Midwest?
    Oh no WONDER it sucks.

    Ohio isn't technically the midwest

    alternatively: fuck you

    Swing and a miss

    neville on
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm surprised mtvcdm hasn't come in here to say how great Wisconsin is.

    Harrier on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    moe do you want to hang out at our place come PAX

    Garlic Bread on
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    no, i don't think I'll be doing that

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    moe show me your tits

    Garlic Bread on
  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You know, there are probably better places to live than in the middle of Texas.

    But I am too proud of my state to speak so ill of it.

    Harrier on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Moe Fwacky wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Moe is from the Midwest?
    Oh no WONDER it sucks.

    Ohio isn't technically the midwest

    alternatively: fuck you

    Um...yes it is. What the hell are you talking about?

    Nevs, I'm from the midwest! :(

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Moe Fwacky wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Moe is from the Midwest?
    Oh no WONDER it sucks.

    Ohio isn't technically the midwest

    alternatively: fuck you

    Um...yes it is. What the hell are you talking about?

    Nevs, I'm from the midwest! :(

    Is this your first experience with Moe?

    Oh that's ok butters, there are exceptions to every rule!
    I am from the South.

    neville on
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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Midwest implies middle of the west, not east of the west. Realistically, nothing east of the mississippi should be considered midwest, but people seem to think that any state with farmland is the midwest now.

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