Wisconsin (and the Midwest) sucks

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah but there is lots of cool people in/from the South.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Yeah but there is lots of cool people in/from the South.

    like ludacris

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Moe Fwacky wrote: »
    Midwest implies middle of the west, not east of the west. Realistically, nothing east of the mississippi should be considered midwest, but people seem to think that any state with farmland is the midwest now.

    US Census bureau tends to think differently, Mr. I-know-everything-about-nothing.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Moe Fwacky wrote: »
    Midwest implies middle of the west, not east of the west. Realistically, nothing east of the mississippi should be considered midwest, but people seem to think that any state with farmland is the midwest now.

    US Census bureau tends to think differently, Mr. I-know-everything-about-nothing.

    So I'm not allowed to disagree with the U.S. Census bureau now?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Yeah but there is lots of cool people in/from the South.

    like ludacris

    outkast

    the dungeon families

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Yeah but there is lots of cool people in/from the South.

    like ludacris

    outkast

    the dungeon families

    slavery

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Moe Fwacky wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Moe Fwacky wrote: »
    Midwest implies middle of the west, not east of the west. Realistically, nothing east of the mississippi should be considered midwest, but people seem to think that any state with farmland is the midwest now.

    US Census bureau tends to think differently, Mr. I-know-everything-about-nothing.

    So I'm not allowed to disagree with the U.S. Census bureau now?

    Well there are no laws against being dumb I guess.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ON WISCONSIN

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Right now there is a hell of a storm going on here.

    Possible 80+ mph straight-line winds across a huge swath of Iowa here, flash-floods, possible tornadoes, hail falling...

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Right now there is a hell of a storm going on here.

    Possible 80+ mph straight-line winds across a huge swath of Iowa here, flash-floods, possible tornadoes, hail falling...
    We had that storm yesterday, one of the worst I've seen in a while

    Get ready for TONS of rain

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So, northeast Ohioans.

    Did the sky just get real dark and lights flicker and crazy winds kick up and lots of rain start falling?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    So, northeast Ohioans.

    Did the sky just get real dark and lights flicker and crazy winds kick up and lots of rain start falling?

    Yes and it's already over. That was nuts. The rain lasted less than 5 minutes.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Get ready for TONS of rain

    We've already been having rain every day.

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  • victor_c26victor_c26 Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That was delivered straight from Chicago, you're welcome fuckers.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    victor_c26 wrote: »
    That was delivered straight from Chicago, you're welcome fuckers.
    So Chicago is a 5-minuteman?

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  • victor_c26victor_c26 Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sometimes.........yes.......

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  • KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Right now there is a hell of a storm going on here.

    Possible 80+ mph straight-line winds across a huge swath of Iowa here, flash-floods, possible tornadoes, hail falling...
    We had that storm yesterday, one of the worst I've seen in a while

    Get ready for TONS of rain

    We've had that storm for like a fucking week straight. I'm tempted to go harvest wood for an ark.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    But we don't even know what kind of wood "gopher wood" is.

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  • KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I joke about the ark thing but seriously as we speak my fishing boat battery is on the charger. Wednesday's storm wrecked my patio and after the torrent we had earlier half of my back yard is flooded thanks to my cocksucking neighbor and his sump pump. If this shit keeps up I may have to start moving electronics out of here.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My sump pump is going crazy. It's emptying itself every 30 seconds. Problem is, it's like Noah's-fucking-Ark here and it hasn't stopped raining in hours. On top of that, I'm in my new house and the old owners thought it was smart to have the sump drain into the backyard. It just seeps into the ground and comes right back into my sump. Eventually that one poor marsh of a spot in my backyard will absorb all the water, but sweet christ my yard is going to be under inches of water if it doesn't stop fucking raining wall of text wall of text wall of text.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    jesus christ why won't these storms stop

    i'm like just south of where the storm is

    well actually the clouds are darkening the sky right now

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    victor_c26 wrote: »
    That was delivered straight from Chicago, you're welcome fuckers.

    Yeah I figured. Most everything in that front was spent on the White Sox rain delay.

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  • BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    jesus christ if you're in Iowa, don't go outside.

    The sky just became black and it just started pouring like a motherfucker.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Bedigumx wrote: »
    jesus christ if you're in Iowa, don't go outside.

    The sky just became black and it just started pouring like a motherfucker.

    Oh so you're seeing just now what passed through here an hour ago.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    God. Stop fucking raining already. Garbage pickup is tomorrow and I'm not gonna walk out in this shit to put it at the curb and piss off my garbage men by letting old carpet absorb water.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Okay guys I was going to make a thread about this. See, I live in Columbus, Indiana. South-central Indiana. It is a smallish city (population of 50,000 or so) that is surrounded on all sides by rivers. It is not possible to get to the city without crossing a bridge. So you know about all of those wacky tornadoes. One of them (I guess it was not bad enough to show up on the news, or maybe it was just really, really strong winds) ripped through a poorer part of town earlier this week. One street had its trees completely blown down and into houses. Pretty devastating scene.

    A few days ago Bad Storms start happening, and apparently not one, but two dams north of us broke. This, on top of the ongoing storms, caused roughly 50% of the city to be covered by several feet of water. This includes the hospital, which had to be completely evacuated. The basement was flooding, destroying everything down there. By the way, all of the important medical tests and stuff happened in the basement.

    A bridge going to the hospital collapsed, but I don't know the details behind that.

    My church was flooded, so the basement is basically a total loss.

    As far as I know, only one person has died but several people are still missing. I have a friend who just moved out to an apartment/trailer thing a week or two ago and it was flooded to hell. Friends of the family got flooded out as well and they have to live with my grandparents for a while now. Getting into town would be a pain in the ass right now, and the factory I work at has no power and the roads all around it (and the ponds nearby) are all flooded. Comcast apparently had some big failures.. generators or something like that, so some people were without internet/tv, as well as power obviously in places. Phone service has been sketchy.

    Fortunately for me I live on a hill several miles outside of town. But shit be ridiculous.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    We do get a lot of our weather affected by Lake Erie.

    To be honest, I don't know a lot about Ohio outside of the northeast. Maybe they do have absurdly different weather.

    The climate and culture south of Columbus is entirely different. It's insane. It's way dryer and the people think they're in Alabama.

    I am offended by your words.

    Artreus wrote: »
    snip

    God hates hoosiers.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    god hates a lot of things

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Alternatively, a lot of things hate Indiana.

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I come from Ft. McMurray, Alberta. Born and raised there. It is the place where all the oil sands plants are and the fastest growing city in the Western hemisphere.

    It gets to -45* Celsius for weeks at a time and it's chock full of fucking Newfoundlanders and other assorted riffraff from Atlantic Canada who come here, make three times what they make in Buttfuck, Labrador and constantly bitch about missing home. Fuck you. Go back to your fucking rock in the Atlantic and rot.

    On a positive note, it's not in the Midwest.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mother fucking tornado warning till 1 am. QQ

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  • JyardanaJyardana Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yesterday we had a tornado warning. It was weird, because the storm didn't really darken the sky that bad. Today's storm looked a shitload more dangerous than yesterdays. Once the warning expired I went to a barbecue and drove through a solid 12-18in of water on a few streets.

    Nothing keeps me away from steak.

    Then we got drunk and played football in the flooded backyard that had a good 8in of water.

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    A nasty ass storm blew through Detroit.
    I thought a tornado was going to touch down in the city.

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  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    hey Midwest if you could stop raining so I can come back instead of being stuck in Nevada that would be great

    flights were cancelled this morning and I don't have high hopes for tomorrow

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2008
    Monoxide wrote: »
    hey Midwest if you could stop raining so I can come back instead of being stuck in Nevada that would be great

    flights were cancelled this morning and I don't have high hopes for tomorrow

    it's punishment for someone on your flight blaming "middle america" for their favorite television show being cancelled

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  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Are you guys bitching about where you live in here?

    I live on a remote Alaskan island. You might want to come visit, but lord knows that I'm only staying here for the work. I need to save enough money to buy a boat or an airplane so I can leave this god-forsaken rock in the middle of nowhere.

    Still not as bad as Saskatchewan.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have some family up in Valdez, maaaan do I not want to live there. I mean I lived on Elmendorf for 8 years and that was enough for me. I mean hell, Alaska is pretty and everything but there is nothing to do.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Except build igloos and fight polar bears

    shit man take what you get and run with it

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  • JyardanaJyardana Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So a lake overflowed and broke its dam and then drained, carrying houses away with it. I thought the streets being closed from flooding was bad here, but holy shit thats terrible.

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