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guys i need your advice

KovakKovak did a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
So I was just laying down to go to bed. I get all settled in the bed and everything. And then it's like

somethings wrong

the bed is wet

there is fucking water all over my bed

the last person in my bed was my little brother, he was sitting there while we watched I Am Legend.

I mean okay what the fuck

you spill some water on a dudes bed

do you A get up and quietly leave

or B tell him/get a towel and keep it from soaking through everything

jesus christ i dont know what to think

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    well is it piss

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    open the second door

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    it appears to be water at best guess

    i had to remake my entire bed

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    older brothers are feared by most little brothers, except the effeminate older brothers

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    one time after a party at my sister's house, i passed out on this cushion and the next morning i found out that her cat had pissed about six inches away from my face

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  • Sentinel XIVSentinel XIV Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    older brothers are feared by most little brothers, except the effeminate older brothers

    So, which are you, Kovak?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    older brothers are feared by most little brothers, except the effeminate older brothers

    i am hella effeminate

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pour a bucket of water over him in the morning.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    kovak there is only one thing for you to do

    knock one of his teeth out

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak, don't keep your little brother up so late. Jeez.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Phonehand wrote: »
    one time after a party at my sister's house, i passed out on this cushion and the next morning i found out that her cat had pissed about six inches away from my face

    kovak we are gonna have a blast when you get here

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    he actually left really quietly like 4 hours ago

    and then BAM water in my bed

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    that's oddly specific

    tRanx

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    one time after a party at my sister's house, i passed out on this cushion and the next morning i found out that her cat had pissed about six inches away from my face

    kovak we are gonna have a blast when you get here

    no thanks i think i have to go dancing

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    IF I'VE SPILLED WATER ON YOUR BED

    I DRINK IT UP

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    that's oddly specific

    tRanx

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=27104

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    one time after a party at my sister's house, i passed out on this cushion and the next morning i found out that her cat had pissed about six inches away from my face

    kovak we are gonna have a blast when you get here

    no thanks i think i have to go dancing

    amg you square

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    one time after a party at my sister's house, i passed out on this cushion and the next morning i found out that her cat had pissed about six inches away from my face

    kovak we are gonna have a blast when you get here

    no thanks i think i have to go dancing

    amg you square

    for real though we're going to have such a blast

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    once i was over at my friends house and he has these big bean bag chairs and i go to sit in one and it turns out his dog vomited all over it

    i was wearing my favorite shirt, too

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    one time after a party at my sister's house, i passed out on this cushion and the next morning i found out that her cat had pissed about six inches away from my face

    kovak we are gonna have a blast when you get here

    no thanks i think i have to go dancing

    amg you square

    for real though we're going to have such a blast

    the next day we ate breakfast and watched iron man

    and bought a new cushion

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  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i am going to fuck you in the butt

    on your pissbed

    watersports and anal sex at the same time

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    all my dreams come true

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hit him a bit, then rub his face in it. "DID YOU DO THIS?! BAD LITTLE BROTHER!!!"

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Go sit on his bed and leave it with water there

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    siblings, man

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    kovak

    you should waterboard him

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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Water gun + hot water.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Bap him on the head with a book and see if he brandishes a knife to your neck.

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  • BogdanichBogdanich Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    >inventory

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Phonehand wrote: »
    one time after a party at my sister's house, i passed out on this cushion and the next morning i found out that her cat had pissed about six inches away from my face

    one time my cat did pee on me, she is female, i thought only males would mark territory, does this mean my cat wants to fuck me?

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh and as for advice

    hold him down and piss all over him

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    personally, i would make him change the sheets (even if you already did it yourself)

    then i would make a thread about it

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    stop pissing dogg

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    wait till he is asleep then pour a cup of water on his sheets for like a month

    make him think that he has a bed wetting problem and CANT STOP

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    I once got Teefs to pour soda all over his brother's X-Box or Gamecube, I don't remember which, as revenge.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    I once got Teefs to pour soda all over his brother's X-Box or Gamecube, I don't remember which, as revenge.

    well from what i've heard, his brother is a straight up dickwad and deserved it

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what's this cup of water bullshit

    if you don't want him to catch on in two seconds that's gotta be a cup o piss

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    what's this cup of water bullshit

    if you don't want him to catch on in two seconds that's gotta be a cup o piss

    well i guess you could do that too

    if you really want to pour piss on somebody, im not going to stop you

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    yeah!

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    by the way, you cant come to the slumber party

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