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[Ikariam On] Burning the world, unless they write poems about kitties

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  • juice for jesusjuice for jesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Is vacation mode still permanent? Seems like a pretty lousy design decision... I'd make it accrue over time just like at your job, perhaps with the ability to exchange ambrosia for extra time if you need. Then, once your time runs out you switch to inactive.

    What I'm saying is, I want to wang this guy but he's in vacation mode and has been for a couple of weeks.

    juice for jesus on
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I just saw this http://board.ikariam.com/thread.php?threadid=11328]waron the Ikariam forums. Curious about this guy's alliance, I check out his alliance page.

    Said page irritates me greatly. Does anyone know the location of this guy's cities?

    Baidol on
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  • juice for jesusjuice for jesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    We dont attack or retaliate much just for GOLD! we do it for GLORY!


    Attack us,. and we'll try to DESTROY you till our last resource!


    better think well, before u do savage actions!


    you might end up with ruins! ^_^


    u think about that..
    Yeah, u think about that..

    juice for jesus on
  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Urp. Guys, JoyVille's navy is gone. I found this out the hard way when an attack I'd forgotten about actually hit him and... Well, let's say that my 17 Swordsmen and 10 Phalanx weren't as effective as I could have hoped against his 121 Archers.

    We need to coordinate an attack against this guy so that we kill off any navy he can muster, then hit him with all our forces seconds after. I'll happily send my 15 Flamethrowers in for an hour's blockade just for that purpose.

    Legba on
  • MonkeyConQuesoMonkeyConQueso No more MH Claw Happy handsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    AHAHAH
    screw you


    On the 11.06.2008 1:01 MonkeyConQueso wrote::

    > I have seen 0 contributions to the Crystal Mine from you since I sent my last letter. Please start doing so. I am asking the only other active member on the island to do so as well.

    > Your saw mill contributions are significant as well, but you should not stop as contributions benefit you as well as the rest of the island.

    I answered with WRONG ANSWER, and sent out 30 Sword, 5 Archer, 10 Slingers, 10 Phalanx. Fun times. I'll be Blocading his ports soon.

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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Legba wrote: »
    Urp. Guys, JoyVille's navy is gone. I found this out the hard way when an attack I'd forgotten about actually hit him and... Well, let's say that my 17 Swordsmen and 10 Phalanx weren't as effective as I could have hoped against his 121 Archers.

    We need to coordinate an attack against this guy so that we kill off any navy he can muster, then hit him with all our forces seconds after. I'll happily send my 15 Flamethrowers in for an hour's blockade just for that purpose.

    Unfortunately most of my army is currently attacking easier targets, also Skarsol sorry about attacking your Navy when it was at JoyVille. They really need to do something about that, Alliance members shouldn't be able to attack each other. I don't know how long Skarsol's blockade is remaining and I can still send ~80 swords now and could send 50 Archers from my capital to both land in 4 hours, but I'd rather wait till tomorrow because I don't want to lose my archers. The swords I don't care about, but the Archers, I do. I think I might time up some attacks from my further away colonies in an attempt to hit him while he isn't online.

    Burtletoy on
  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Spy reports from just minutes ago say this...Joyous is currently Offline and cannot prepare himself for Attacks!

    JoyTown has 3 Ram ships and 4 Archers left aline. But is also currently under blockade from Skarsol.

    JoyVille has 0 troops and 0 fleet. Have no clue as to where the 123 Archer force has moved itself too...maybe Isabella? I still haven't send a spy there.


    Also: His gold is all gone, making him a much less interesting target, that I sthink I am now going to completely forget about. Sorry guys, I really botched this plan this morning...All because of one fucking ram ship.

    Burtletoy on
  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Baidol wrote: »
    I just saw this http://board.ikariam.com/thread.php?threadid=11328]waron the Ikariam forums. Curious about this guy's alliance, I check out his alliance page.

    Said page irritates me greatly. Does anyone know the location of this guy's cities?

    Said guy just declared a war on U_N. I see this going badly for him.

    Burtletoy on
  • skarsolskarsol Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    Spy reports from just minutes ago say this...Joyous is currently Offline and cannot prepare himself for Attacks!

    JoyTown has 3 Ram ships and 4 Archers left aline. But is also currently under blockade from Skarsol.

    JoyVille has 0 troops and 0 fleet. Have no clue as to where the 123 Archer force has moved itself too...maybe Isabella? I still haven't send a spy there.


    Also: His gold is all gone, making him a much less interesting target, that I sthink I am now going to completely forget about. Sorry guys, I really botched this plan this morning...All because of one fucking ram ship.

    Yeah, I ended up with 4 boatloads of 60 goods and 7k gold. :~(

    skarsol on
    why are you smelling it?
  • MonkeyConQuesoMonkeyConQueso No more MH Claw Happy handsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    I just saw this http://board.ikariam.com/thread.php?threadid=11328]waron the Ikariam forums. Curious about this guy's alliance, I check out his alliance page.

    Said page irritates me greatly. Does anyone know the location of this guy's cities?

    Said guy just declared a war on U_N. I see this going badly for him.

    :lol: Man, I just read his WAR Declaration, and apparently he's backpedaling like mad because U_N didn't really do anything to any of his Alliance...

    MonkeyConQueso on
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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    For future reference, there is an RTRMF person in vacation mode on the island 43:11, our second big marble island.

    Also, TuTonni, after letting me collect 600k+ gold over the last few days, has built a ship and sent it at my capital. My manz are quivering in fear! Only, not. No need for response to him, unless you feel like it. And from the forums he recently applied to TBO.

    @Juice: Vacation mode apparently now lasts 37 days, then you go inactive.

    Darian on
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Is ikariam (beta) being more sluggish than usual for anyone else?

    Spoit on
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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    If I'm not mistaken, I've now broken into the top 10 NPAXians! Woo me! :D

    And I'm in the top 500 Highscore! Yay again!

    Let's organise another raid against some other dood. I'm not really interested in hitting Joyous if we're not going to rake in heavy cash, but the next attack we can (and should) plan in more detail.

    Legba on
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Well we could consider a small war against NALEX - the New Alexandrians. They don't have much in the way of cash but they are close to our 2X space so it could be fun. Plus I hate them

    Kalkino on
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    Spy reports from just minutes ago say this...Joyous is currently Offline and cannot prepare himself for Attacks!

    JoyTown has 3 Ram ships and 4 Archers left aline. But is also currently under blockade from Skarsol.

    JoyVille has 0 troops and 0 fleet. Have no clue as to where the 123 Archer force has moved itself too...maybe Isabella? I still haven't send a spy there.


    Also: His gold is all gone, making him a much less interesting target, that I sthink I am now going to completely forget about. Sorry guys, I really botched this plan this morning...All because of one fucking ram ship.

    Unless they fixed it, it always says they're offline.

    Scooter on
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Update on Nharrier / Harlem. I've destroyed or am in the process of destroying his secondary force of ships/soldiers. Once this is over I should be ready to launch my main naval force against his. It will be a hard fight as he has 150 or so ships in defence and I have about 170-80 I can use - but I should win it easily unless he is favoured by some bug like last night.

    Once that has happened I can then launch an attack against his main land force. This probably would be ready to occur in 6 hours or so I think if anyone wants to throw a few swordsmen in to bolster my forces. Will advise if/when

    Kalkino on
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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So.

    It seems that there is a new wing of the BRO alliance. BRO10.

    It has only two members at the moment.

    One of which is on one of my islands.

    It is taking a great deal of effort not to attack it in order to spite their alliance description.

    Baidol on
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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I hit someone like 6 1/2 hours away before I went to sleep last night. I wasn't expecting 36 boatloads of loot. Now I don't have any free ships to pillage more for another 3 hours. Bah!

    Also someone in the POT alliance is sending 30 guys at me for attacking his friend. 30 Guys @ Devil Dancer which is sitting on 45 swordsmen and 47 archers along with a few support men. I'm going to let his 30 land.

    Burtletoy on
  • TamorlaneTamorlane Gnnr The Halls of MontezumaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Now that's a darn shame.....

    Tamorlane on
  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    I hit someone like 6 1/2 hours away before I went to sleep last night. I wasn't expecting 36 boatloads of loot. Now I don't have any free ships to pillage more for another 3 hours. Bah!

    Also someone in the POT alliance is sending 30 guys at me for attacking his friend. 30 Guys @ Devil Dancer which is sitting on 45 swordsmen and 47 archers along with a few support men. I'm going to let his 30 land.

    I did that last night as well, but intentionally. The ships took 6.5h to arrive, then I followed up with a full sweep of 5 raids, set to combine into one attack but multi-pillage. Picked up 37 boats of loot and about 300k gold for my effort.

    Viscousity/Placer, this is why your sulfur has not yet gone out; I'll send 6k in about an hour and a half. Can you send back whatever you're sending back to Mons Claudinus on 24:22?

    Edit: Kalkino, I'm available anytime this afternoon so let me know when and where you need the support. Just make sure the ships are clear when I arrive.

    Darian on
  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So everyone on 43:11 knows, I've been pillaging that Seivers guy (one of the two non-PA guys on our island) and soon-ish he will be down to just his level 6 trading port and a few ships, but you'll still be able to attack him from over land.

    Burtletoy on
  • PlacerPlacer Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Woo, i broke the 3K on the scoreboards, now 2999.

    Darian, will do that, what would you prefer in return? marble or wine.

    Placer on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Placer wrote: »
    Woo, i broke the 3K on the scoreboards, now 2999.

    Darian, will do that, what would you prefer in return? marble or wine.

    I'd prefer marble, but I'll take whichever you can spare more easily. I can use more of both.

    Darian on
  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yay, my first complaint! For easy formating, I've made it readable from top to bottom. :D


    On the 11.06.2008 16:14 Buosi wrote::
    > Why you atacking me... I am on the same island that you are.. and I donate wood often!

    With no military you are an easy target, and I need gold to keep buying trade ships and upgrades for my armies. I wish I could say I won't hit you in the future, and normaly I wouldn't bother for less than 10k gold per hit, but with only 40 minutes turnaround I can get all 6 attacks out of the way and still have time to attack more profitable cities where I would have to do things like assess troop strength, carry out blockades, etc.

    Simply put: It's too easy not to.


    Regards,
    Legba

    Legba on
  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    So everyone on 43:11 knows, I've been pillaging that Seivers guy (one of the two non-PA guys on our island) and soon-ish he will be down to just his level 6 trading port and a few ships, but you'll still be able to attack him from over land.

    Sweet. Have you got an attack going at the moment? I can chuck in about 30-odd Swordsmen if you like.

    Legba on
  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Legba wrote: »
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    So everyone on 43:11 knows, I've been pillaging that Seivers guy (one of the two non-PA guys on our island) and soon-ish he will be down to just his level 6 trading port and a few ships, but you'll still be able to attack him from over land.

    Sweet. Have you got an attack going at the moment? I can chuck in about 30-odd Swordsmen if you like.

    He is dead and gone. Feel free to loot it 6 times today for ~10k gold each.

    And the guy from the POT alliance that send 30 guys at me? All slingers. I lost zero mans.

    Burtletoy on
  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Legba wrote: »
    Yay, my first complaint! For easy formating, I've made it readable from top to bottom. :D


    On the 11.06.2008 16:14 Buosi wrote::
    > Why you atacking me... I am on the same island that you are.. and I donate wood often!

    With no military you are an easy target, and I need gold to keep buying trade ships and upgrades for my armies. I wish I could say I won't hit you in the future, and normaly I wouldn't bother for less than 10k gold per hit, but with only 40 minutes turnaround I can get all 6 attacks out of the way and still have time to attack more profitable cities where I would have to do things like assess troop strength, carry out blockades, etc.

    Simply put: It's too easy not to.


    Regards,
    Legba


    Eh, I won't tell you how to run your island, but if he is a contributer, I'd leave him alone.

    Scooter on
  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    If they have no defenses, I might attack once. If they don't respond in any way (build troops or message me), then I'll keep attacking. If they respond, though, I'll let them be. This way, I get to farm the inactives while they are still making stuff at the full rate, rather than waiting for them to go to half-mode.

    Speaking of which, Burtletoy, has the guy on 43:11 responded in any way? I'd say if he is still active and writes us a poem, we leave him alone. He's donated decently to the island.

    Edit: The last slot on 43:11 got filled by someone from the RO alliance. :(

    Darian on
  • MonkeyConQuesoMonkeyConQueso No more MH Claw Happy handsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hrm - more happs in the world of alliances:

    Swazz: RTRMF has joined the BRO union.

    This war started before they entered, we will only intervene if asked.

    http://board.ikariam.com/thread.php?threadid=11769

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  • TamorlaneTamorlane Gnnr The Halls of MontezumaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Apparently BRO will indeed take anyone. Even the patently insane.

    Tamorlane on
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh Hooray for gossip!

    Kalkino on
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh psshhwa, bradddley and rtmfwhatever are not insane. They just sound like it

    Kalkino on
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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Stupid inactives and their massive wood stockpiles. I've got 70k of the stuff in my capital and I'm not sure what to do with it. Mine is at the point where the cost effectiveness of donations seems questionable, and selling it ties up too many ships. I think I've got about 230k donated to one of my mines already because shifting the useful resources out brings so much wood with it.

    Scooter on
  • PlacerPlacer Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Just sent a letter that might be described as slightly threatening to one of my deadbeat islandmates, he is larger than me, but with the kind of intelligence he has shown before, i am not very afraid.

    PS: Yes, Darian, this is what the sulfur is going to.

    Placer on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Placer wrote: »
    Just sent a letter that might be described as slightly threatening to one of my deadbeat islandmates, he is larger than me, but with the kind of intelligence he has shown before, i am not very afraid.

    PS: Yes, Darian, this is what the sulfur is going to.

    ^5

    Glad to see you're putting it to good use. I've got more, if you/others need it.

    Darian on
  • TamorlaneTamorlane Gnnr The Halls of MontezumaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kalkino wrote: »
    oh psshhwa, bradddley and rtmfwhatever are not insane. They just sound like it

    They may not be, but there is a certain instability about. This fascinating exchange occurred after some random guys ship containing 56 sulfur got snared by one of my blockades:
    >On the 11.06.2008 17:52 Weezbo wrote::
    >
    >well , i am a Free Trader.
    >and currently am not at war with anyone around me.
    >i am not an inactive non donating leech.
    >i am always habby to meet new people ,however this is not my favorite means of aquiring an >aquaintance.
    >i will consider this a snub ..
    >i dont need a miricale just an honest answer,
    >
    >On the 11.06.2008 18:03 Tamorlane wrote::
    >
    > I am not sure what your original question was. Are you referring to your sulfur?
    >
    > On the 11.06.2008 18:34 Weezbo wrote::
    >
    >Thank you for uncrossing some wires.
    >you must be at war or raiding then with erisia.
    >i am a scientist free trader basically tooling along in Peaceful, though i like a challange i am now >withdrawing some military ships from two days away.
    >so i am slight;y edgy right about now.
    >i sold my sulpher or was buying some sulpher as the guys port and shipyard were both crashed for >materials for his land army....
    >and at the moment only have a few ships available for diplomatic conversation and negotiation.
    >so the answer is yes.
    >i suppose you would be as diligent in determining what happened to your trade goods or money.
    >
    On the 11.06.2008 18:40 Tamorlane wrote::

    For some reason, erisia attacked me the day before yesterday. Although his efforts were in vain, I could not let the attack go unanswered. All of his cities will be punished accordingly until certain requirements are met. Since your sulfur was an unintended consequence, and the amount is so insignificant, I would be more than happy to return it to you! Where should I send it?

    He then sent me the locations of all his cities, said to "pick any of them" and sent 1200 crystal to me saying he had too much.

    I have decided to pick all of them..... :winky:

    Tamorlane on
  • KarennaKarenna Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The trumpets of war sound!

    I'm sick of this mega-deadbeat that was on my starting island before I joined the game, yet has contributed 3400 wood to the mill, and nothing to the crystal mine. I asked around, and he's like this on every island supposedly.

    So, anyone in the WPAX core area, I'll be wreaking havoc on bboy95 at:
    Ironforge, 12:41
    Troops in Ironforge
    Unit Quantity
    Slinger 65
    Swordsman 50
    Phalanx 10
    Catapult 1
    Archer 10
    Fleets in Ironforge
    Ship Quantity
    Ballista Ship 15
    Kharanos, 12:40
    Troops in Kharanos
    Unit Quantity
    Swordsman 20
    Fleets in Kharanos
    Ship Quantity
    Ram-Ship 3
    Thelsamar, 11:41

    Once I've broken him open, I highly encourage anyone and everyone to have a go at him.

    Karenna on
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  • MonkeyConQuesoMonkeyConQueso No more MH Claw Happy handsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tamorlane wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    oh psshhwa, bradddley and rtmfwhatever are not insane. They just sound like it

    They may not be, but there is a certain instability about. This fascinating exchange occurred after some random guys ship containing 56 sulfur got snared by one of my blockades:
    >On the 11.06.2008 17:52 Weezbo wrote::
    >
    >well , i am a Free Trader.
    >and currently am not at war with anyone around me.
    >i am not an inactive non donating leech.
    >i am always habby to meet new people ,however this is not my favorite means of aquiring an >aquaintance.
    >i will consider this a snub ..
    >i dont need a miricale just an honest answer,
    >
    >On the 11.06.2008 18:03 Tamorlane wrote::
    >
    > I am not sure what your original question was. Are you referring to your sulfur?
    >
    > On the 11.06.2008 18:34 Weezbo wrote::
    >
    >Thank you for uncrossing some wires.
    >you must be at war or raiding then with erisia.
    >i am a scientist free trader basically tooling along in Peaceful, though i like a challange i am now >withdrawing some military ships from two days away.
    >so i am slight;y edgy right about now.
    >i sold my sulpher or was buying some sulpher as the guys port and shipyard were both crashed for >materials for his land army....
    >and at the moment only have a few ships available for diplomatic conversation and negotiation.
    >so the answer is yes.
    >i suppose you would be as diligent in determining what happened to your trade goods or money.
    >
    On the 11.06.2008 18:40 Tamorlane wrote::

    For some reason, erisia attacked me the day before yesterday. Although his efforts were in vain, I could not let the attack go unanswered. All of his cities will be punished accordingly until certain requirements are met. Since your sulfur was an unintended consequence, and the amount is so insignificant, I would be more than happy to return it to you! Where should I send it?

    He then sent me the locations of all his cities, said to "pick any of them" and sent 1200 crystal to me saying he had too much.

    I have decided to pick all of them..... :winky:

    I think...I think he just said "Please, come pillage me, for I am a large tree, and require pruning."

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Karenna wrote: »
    The trumpets of war sound!

    I'm sick of this mega-deadbeat that was on my starting island before I joined the game, yet has contributed 3400 wood to the mill, and nothing to the crystal mine. I asked around, and he's like this on every island supposedly.

    So, anyone in the WPAX core area, I'll be wreaking havoc on bboy95 at:
    Ironforge, 12:41
    Troops in Ironforge
    Unit Quantity
    Slinger 65
    Swordsman 50
    Phalanx 10
    Catapult 1
    Archer 10
    Fleets in Ironforge
    Ship Quantity
    Ballista Ship 15
    Kharanos, 12:40
    Troops in Kharanos
    Unit Quantity
    Swordsman 20
    Fleets in Kharanos
    Ship Quantity
    Ram-Ship 3
    Thelsamar, 11:41

    Once I've broken him open, I highly encourage anyone and everyone to have a go at him.

    Based on his troop numbers and knowing you, he's about to get quite a whooping.

    Baidol on
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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I've tussled with him before. I'll be happy to pile on.

    captaink on
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