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I remember back in high school, I had to go to the washroom, crazy I know!
In any event, I approach a stall as I never liked the idea of urinals; potential splatter and all that. Within said stall, I notice that someone left a nice uniform turd in it for me to look at and turn away in disgust. After finishing my business and washing my hands like a good little boy, something dawned on me.
Within said toilet bowl, there was a turd yes, but not a sign of tp anywhere.
This realization disturbs me even to this day because when you think about it, someone out there in society can make the call that his butt's clean after a shit, draw up his pants and stroll out the door.
I remember back in high school, I had to go to the washroom, crazy I know!
In any event, I approach a stall as I never liked the idea of urinals; potential splatter and all that. Within said stall, I notice that someone left a nice uniform turd in it for me to look at and turn away in disgust. After finishing my business and washing my hands like a good little boy, something dawned on me.
Within said toilet bowl, there was a turd yes, but not a sign of tp anywhere.
This realization disturbs me even to this day because when you think about it, someone out there in society can make the call that his butt's clean after a shit, draw up his pants and stroll out the door.
Or the person was from the Middle East and used his hand instead.
When I worked in a supermarket in Denmark, I had to clean the bathrooms every now and then. Just a quick wipe over. Once, when I did this, I opened a toilet stall and saw a large turd just lying there on the floor next to the toilet itself. A neatly formed log, just recumbent on that tiled floor. Staring at me. Mocking me. There was no splatter around it, and hardly any liquid around it.
Pretty much the only way that mud monkey could have ended up like that was if someone either pooped it out really close to the floor, or lifted it out of the bowl, dried it off and placed it on the floor.
When I worked in a supermarket in Denmark, I had to clean the bathrooms every now and then. Just a quick wipe over. Once, when I did this, I opened a toilet stall and saw a large turd just lying there on the floor next to the toilet itself. A neatly formed log, just recumbent on that tiled floor. Staring at me. Mocking me. There was no splatter around it, and hardly any liquid around it.
Pretty much the only way that mud monkey could have ended up like that was if someone either pooped it out really close to the floor, or lifted it out of the bowl, dried it off and placed it on the floor.
When I worked in a supermarket in Denmark, I had to clean the bathrooms every now and then. Just a quick wipe over. Once, when I did this, I opened a toilet stall and saw a large turd just lying there on the floor next to the toilet itself. A neatly formed log, just recumbent on that tiled floor. Staring at me. Mocking me. There was no splatter around it, and hardly any liquid around it.
Pretty much the only way that mud monkey could have ended up like that was if someone either pooped it out really close to the floor, or lifted it out of the bowl, dried it off and placed it on the floor.
It has always mystified me.
whats mystifying about it?
someone pooped on the floor
I'm mystified as to how someone could have so carefully squeezed out a mud monkey onto the floor. There was no deformation normal associated with poop-to-floor impact, it was almost just as it would have looked being pressed out of the colon.
When I worked in a supermarket in Denmark, I had to clean the bathrooms every now and then. Just a quick wipe over. Once, when I did this, I opened a toilet stall and saw a large turd just lying there on the floor next to the toilet itself. A neatly formed log, just recumbent on that tiled floor. Staring at me. Mocking me. There was no splatter around it, and hardly any liquid around it.
Pretty much the only way that mud monkey could have ended up like that was if someone either pooped it out really close to the floor, or lifted it out of the bowl, dried it off and placed it on the floor.
It has always mystified me.
whats mystifying about it?
someone pooped on the floor
I'm mystified as to how someone could have so carefully squeezed out a mud monkey onto the floor. There was no deformation normal associated with poop-to-floor impact, it was almost just as it would have looked being pressed out of the colon.
so what if the poop had some structural integrity
doesn't mean it's anything but a run-of-the-mill floor shitter
EDIT: maybe he took a shit, looked at it before wiping, and was so proud he had to share it
That freaked me out when I visited Japan, having to squat. You'd be out in public, have to go number two, so you head over to the pooper. only most places had a hole in the ground, a faucet, and a bucket. what the hell.
Also, in regards to the OP, my reason is uh... err... I'm generally known to be a really nice person, who has morals and integrity, and is generally a responsible and considerate human being? Apparently? Is that reason enough for me to live?
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I believe that is known as a Flawless Victory.
yes
that is exactly what it is called
I heard it on here first so it may have been you who told me.
I doubt it
it's a pretty common term
It's a fatality if you die
Now that's an epic shit
In any event, I approach a stall as I never liked the idea of urinals; potential splatter and all that. Within said stall, I notice that someone left a nice uniform turd in it for me to look at and turn away in disgust. After finishing my business and washing my hands like a good little boy, something dawned on me.
Within said toilet bowl, there was a turd yes, but not a sign of tp anywhere.
This realization disturbs me even to this day because when you think about it, someone out there in society can make the call that his butt's clean after a shit, draw up his pants and stroll out the door.
Or the person was from the Middle East and used his hand instead.
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the implications of the lone turd just hit me
jesus christ, I have seen so many and never realized
Pretty much the only way that mud monkey could have ended up like that was if someone either pooped it out really close to the floor, or lifted it out of the bowl, dried it off and placed it on the floor.
It has always mystified me.
whats mystifying about it?
someone pooped on the floor
I'm mystified as to how someone could have so carefully squeezed out a mud monkey onto the floor. There was no deformation normal associated with poop-to-floor impact, it was almost just as it would have looked being pressed out of the colon.
so what if the poop had some structural integrity
doesn't mean it's anything but a run-of-the-mill floor shitter
EDIT: maybe he took a shit, looked at it before wiping, and was so proud he had to share it
This is possibly the best thing that can happen to you. It just makes my day when it happens. Like I walk out of the shitter all smiling and happy.
I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE DAMMIT
I'm watching this documentary on the world's fattest man
it just showed the doctors cutting a 25 pound hunk of fat and skin off his thigh
it took two of them to carry it over to the bin
That's fucking disgusting.
What kind of world do we live in today when a full grown man can let him self get to such a sad, feeble state?
Seriously, two men to lift 25 pounds of fat? That's a fucking shame.
I think I'll just be having fruit for breakfast tomorrow.
Slice up some pineapple, some pear, some apple, some oranges and bananas and
goddamn fruit is delicious
i can hardly even form a coherent sentence as i'm just so highly impressed by how tasty fruit can be right now
mmm