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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    rank always has the best pictures
    dude, Vice's Dos and Don'ts is nothing but pure fucking comedy

    i like vice a lot when they're not like 'look at us, we bump yay and shit on lesser indie kids for fun'

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    my first time was in the most romantical, awesome movie like place ever and she came like ten bajillion times.
    and I didn't feel anything and thought "i could be at home jacking it and it would be much better" through the entire act.

    Klyka on
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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    what the hell, virgins

    go have sex already, geez

    meh

    too busy playing dnd
    I'd rather go see Kung-Fu Panda

    I'd rather post about my virginity

    Vorus on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    rank always has the best pictures
    dude, Vice's Dos and Don'ts is nothing but pure fucking comedy

    i like vice a lot when they're not like 'look at us, we bump yay and shit on lesser indie kids for fun'
    I don't think I've seen that issue.

    Rankenphile on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    And it's not like I don't love Delandus. He can put hooks in me and give me backrubs and listen to me freak out about boys (for all of the sexual enlightenment, I still JUST turned 20), and tie me up naked and flog me until I bleed. He's all-purpose and wonderful and so is everybody else in the mod scene of Portland. Thanksgiving should be rad this year. They aren't randoms, they're family. Yosh is my sexual frustration outlet, relationship or no relationship. We haven't and probably never will have sex, but it's cheaper than therapy.

    So, yeah, things tend to be vanilla at home, though every so often I get a biter and a scratcher and a kicker. I'm fine with it.

    I know it shouldn't, but finding out someone with your kind of experience is almost a decade younger than me really does a number on my brain.

    man, the girl i'm seeing now is 6 years younger than me and is much more experienced than I am

    I do manage to show her something new every once in a while

    I really think it would be easier to handle if I knew the individual personally


    having it come out of left field on the internet is a total mind job.

    sarukun on
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    rank always has the best pictures
    dude, Vice's Dos and Don'ts is nothing but pure fucking comedy

    seriously i haven't laughed so hard at a book in my life

    crwth on
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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    A lot of my sexual activity has, to some extent or another, revolved around alcohol.

    Not because I need to get drunk to get confident, or because people need to get drunk to do anything with me or any of that kind of stuff.

    But because I drink a lot.

    My first handjob was, well, the circumstances are unimportant but we were outside and I was so drunk I wasn't even sure what was going on when she tripped me as we made out, and then bam, her hand was in my pants, and I was stroking her ass and kissing her, and yeah.

    Lotta stories like that.

    My life is fairly reprehensible.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    rank always has the best pictures
    dude, Vice's Dos and Don'ts is nothing but pure fucking comedy

    i like vice a lot when they're not like 'look at us, we bump yay and shit on lesser indie kids for fun'
    I don't think I've seen that issue.

    they stopped giving our school copies a while ago, so it's not recent

    they are pretty concerned about seeming 'hip' and 'with it'

    i have trouble reading the magazine and not thinking of the drug panel in fear and loathing in las vegas

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    see it's the same for me volyu

    i don't need to drink to have good times with a lady or make a move on someone, i just drink a lot of booze

    fucking, sipping on a beer right now

    Charles Kinbote on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Oh god now I'm gonna be fucking terrified

    Unf unf unf

    a tapping at the window

    I turn on the lights

    it's raining outside

    and through the window
    proboscis-monkey-big-nose.gif

    What would Kovak be doing outside your window?

    Tossrock on
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have never had drunken sex

    Balefuego on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    rank always has the best pictures
    dude, Vice's Dos and Don'ts is nothing but pure fucking comedy

    i like vice a lot when they're not like 'look at us, we bump yay and shit on lesser indie kids for fun'
    I don't think I've seen that issue.

    they stopped giving our school copies a while ago, so it's not recent

    they are pretty concerned about seeming 'hip' and 'with it'

    i have trouble reading the magazine and not thinking of the drug panel in fear and loathing in las vegas
    yeah most of their shit is "we're so fucking hip and also wooo drugs"

    but their Dos and Don'ts

    god damn son

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i dont really drink at al

    i also dont even have any stories

    coincidence

    Kovak on
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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    And it's not like I don't love Delandus. He can put hooks in me and give me backrubs and listen to me freak out about boys (for all of the sexual enlightenment, I still JUST turned 20), and tie me up naked and flog me until I bleed. He's all-purpose and wonderful and so is everybody else in the mod scene of Portland. Thanksgiving should be rad this year. They aren't randoms, they're family. Yosh is my sexual frustration outlet, relationship or no relationship. We haven't and probably never will have sex, but it's cheaper than therapy.

    So, yeah, things tend to be vanilla at home, though every so often I get a biter and a scratcher and a kicker. I'm fine with it.

    I know it shouldn't, but finding out someone with your kind of experience is almost a decade younger than me really does a number on my brain.

    man, the girl i'm seeing now is 6 years younger than me and is much more experienced than I am

    I do manage to show her something new every once in a while

    I really think it would be easier to handle if I knew the individual personally


    having it come out of left field on the internet is a total mind job.

    I've been at it since I was 13. I got rid of all of my unhealthy baggage or found ways to deal with it before I even hit 16. Man did I ever freak out some dudes in high school.

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    see it's the same for me volyu

    i don't need to drink to have good times with a lady or make a move on someone, i just drink a lot of booze

    fucking, sipping on a beer right now

    I am on my fourth beer and it is noon.

    (I got of work at 8am but hey, its still drinking before noon.)

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    goddamn oog, I cannot even imagine my teenage self running into the buzzsaw that is you

    Balefuego on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    A lot of my sexual activity has, to some extent or another, revolved around alcohol.

    Not because I need to get drunk to get confident, or because people need to get drunk to do anything with me or any of that kind of stuff.

    But because I drink a lot.

    My first handjob was, well, the circumstances are unimportant but we were outside and I was so drunk I wasn't even sure what was going on when she tripped me as we made out, and then bam, her hand was in my pants, and I was stroking her ass and kissing her, and yeah.

    Lotta stories like that.

    My life is fairly reprehensible.

    I am like the complete opposite

    my first girlfriend was like "Touch my boobs"


    and I was like "I would so completely love to do that but I really am not supposed to."


    That didn't last long.

    sarukun on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    see it's the same for me volyu

    i don't need to drink to have good times with a lady or make a move on someone, i just drink a lot of booze

    fucking, sipping on a beer right now

    I am on my fourth beer and it is noon.

    (I got of work at 8am but hey, its still drinking before noon.)

    i uh get off work in 7 minutes and am popping my second beer while my stepdad picks me up a bottle of scotch

    so touche

    Charles Kinbote on
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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Oh god now I'm gonna be fucking terrified

    Unf unf unf

    a tapping at the window

    I turn on the lights

    it's raining outside

    and through the window
    proboscis-monkey-big-nose.gif

    What would Kovak be doing outside your window?
    B^U

    Blankspace on
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the most intimate touching between me and a woman would be i was drunk and some girl rested her legs on my lap

    yep

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oog would really just break me

    i like her as a person

    but that knowledge scares me

    Kovak on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oogmar wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    And it's not like I don't love Delandus. He can put hooks in me and give me backrubs and listen to me freak out about boys (for all of the sexual enlightenment, I still JUST turned 20), and tie me up naked and flog me until I bleed. He's all-purpose and wonderful and so is everybody else in the mod scene of Portland. Thanksgiving should be rad this year. They aren't randoms, they're family. Yosh is my sexual frustration outlet, relationship or no relationship. We haven't and probably never will have sex, but it's cheaper than therapy.

    So, yeah, things tend to be vanilla at home, though every so often I get a biter and a scratcher and a kicker. I'm fine with it.

    I know it shouldn't, but finding out someone with your kind of experience is almost a decade younger than me really does a number on my brain.

    man, the girl i'm seeing now is 6 years younger than me and is much more experienced than I am

    I do manage to show her something new every once in a while

    I really think it would be easier to handle if I knew the individual personally


    having it come out of left field on the internet is a total mind job.

    I've been at it since I was 13. I got rid of all of my unhealthy baggage or found ways to deal with it before I even hit 16. Man did I ever freak out some dudes in high school.

    After the intial "Jesus, this kid is only 20?" I can handle the details.

    I mean, I have read Pony's stories, this ain't eaxctly my first ride on the internet.

    sarukun on
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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I have never had drunken sex

    Its not even that I have drunken sex for all the occasions.

    But like every time? There's been like at least a beer or a glass of wine or some kind of alcohol involved somewhere in the night. It might have been at dinner or something unrelated but its still there.

    I cannot think of a single moment of sexual interaction I've had where there had been no alcohol consumed within the past 12 hours.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Oh god now I'm gonna be fucking terrified

    Unf unf unf

    a tapping at the window

    I turn on the lights

    it's raining outside

    and through the window
    proboscis-monkey-big-nose.gif

    What would Kovak be doing outside your window?
    B^U

    I didn't see any context for that post so I went with my heart

    Tossrock on
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the most intimate touching between me and a woman would be i was drunk and some girl rested her legs on my lap

    yep

    why is you being drunk important to this story

    Balefuego on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the most intimate touching between me and a woman would be i was drunk and some girl rested her legs on my lap

    yep

    i like to cuddle a lot

    Kovak on
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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    goddamn oog, I cannot even imagine my teenage self running into the buzzsaw that is you

    And at that point I'd already been completely financially independent for two years! My high school experience was basically me and this other guy with a similar background standing on one side of a line, the rest of the high schoolers in their mother's vans on the other, and all of us going, "Seriously?" at one another in various tones.

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Volu confesses to alcoholism in this thread.

    Alcoholism is like the only disease you can confess to having.

    "All right, I confess you guys, I am an alcoholic."


    "All right, I confess you guys, I have lupus."

    sarukun on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oog for some reason I always thought you were older than me

    not much, mid 20s maybe

    actually this gives me hope that younger women aren't all totally dumb and inexperienced

    Javen on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    last night i needed to drive my lady home and we did some stuff for a while at my car before driving home

    she was disappointed about having to go home so when we came to the first red light she yelled "RED LIGHT" and kinda leaned kinda fell across the center console

    after a couple seconds i look up to see if the light is changed and see an ambulance of paramedics just staring at us and at the back window of the ambulance an asian man in flannel looking me right in the eyes

    was like "ok green light right now please"

    Charles Kinbote on
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    the most intimate touching between me and a woman would be i was drunk and some girl rested her legs on my lap

    yep

    why is you being drunk important to this story

    the liquid courage prevented him from blowing his load at the slightest touch?

    lostwords on
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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I have never had drunken sex
    I had to have drunken sex the first ...few times to get it in

    Janson on
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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    see it's the same for me volyu

    i don't need to drink to have good times with a lady or make a move on someone, i just drink a lot of booze

    fucking, sipping on a beer right now

    I am on my fourth beer and it is noon.

    (I got of work at 8am but hey, its still drinking before noon.)

    i uh get off work in 7 minutes and am popping my second beer while my stepdad picks me up a bottle of scotch

    so touche

    I love Scotch so much.

    I once dated a girl who loved Scotch.

    She, incidentally, also loved good beer.

    Too bad she was kinda crazy.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Volu confesses to alcoholism in this thread.

    Alcoholism is like the only disease you can confess to having.

    "All right, I confess you guys, I am an alcoholic."


    "All right, I confess you guys, I have lupus."

    goddamnit otto

    Kovak on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oogmar wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    goddamn oog, I cannot even imagine my teenage self running into the buzzsaw that is you

    And at that point I'd already been completely financially independent for two years! My high school experience was basically me and this other guy with a similar background standing on one side of a line, the rest of the high schoolers in their mother's vans on the other, and all of us going, "Seriously?" at one another in various tones.

    Do not judge us.


    Minivan trips to Disneyland are some of out fondest highschool memories.

    sarukun on
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    oog for some reason I always thought you were older than me

    not much, mid 20s maybe

    actually this gives me hope that younger women aren't all totally dumb and inexperienced

    IT WON'T LET ME MAKE MY ANGRY FACE

    (angry face here)

    Sara Lynn on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oogmar wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    goddamn oog, I cannot even imagine my teenage self running into the buzzsaw that is you

    And at that point I'd already been completely financially independent for two years! My high school experience was basically me and this other guy with a similar background standing on one side of a line, the rest of the high schoolers in their mother's vans on the other, and all of us going, "Seriously?" at one another in various tones.

    The more you post, the more I look forward to meeting you at PAX

    Stale on
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    the most intimate touching between me and a woman would be i was drunk and some girl rested her legs on my lap

    yep

    why is you being drunk important to this story
    providing context

    everyone being drunk is the only reason she was resting her legs on me and it wasn't weird or awkward

    i'm like the guy who can't get any unless the girl is drunk except with casual touching

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Volu confesses to alcoholism in this thread.

    Alcoholism is like the only disease you can confess to having.

    "All right, I confess you guys, I am an alcoholic."


    "All right, I confess you guys, I have lupus."

    wow that sure was a lot funnier when I heard it the first time and it was told right

    Charles Kinbote on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    last night i needed to drive my lady home and we did some stuff for a while at my car before driving home

    she was disappointed about having to go home so when we came to the first red light she yelled "RED LIGHT" and kinda leaned kinda fell across the center console

    after a couple seconds i look up to see if the light is changed and see an ambulance of paramedics just staring at us and at the back window of the ambulance an asian man in flannel looking me right in the eyes

    was like "ok green light right now please"

    Damn.

    sarukun on
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