Alcoholism is like the only disease you can confess to having.
"All right, I confess you guys, I am an alcoholic."
"All right, I confess you guys, I have lupus."
I've confessed to alcoholism a number of times.
I've done it while drinking, for Christ's sake.
Like I'm standing there, with a glass of whiskey in my hand, telling my friends, "Guys, I have a drinking problem."
Back when I first started working the graveyard shift I would come home and make a bloody mary (or two or three) for "breakfast" and then crash. That was my daily routine for a few weeks.
Alcoholism is like the only disease you can confess to having.
"All right, I confess you guys, I am an alcoholic."
"All right, I confess you guys, I have lupus."
I've confessed to alcoholism a number of times.
I've done it while drinking, for Christ's sake.
Like I'm standing there, with a glass of whiskey in my hand, telling my friends, "Guys, I have a drinking problem."
Back when I first started working the graveyard shift I would come home and make a bloody mary (or two or three) for "breakfast" and then crash. That was my daily routine for a few weeks.
Can't believe I've let an alco-wuss like you shit on me for fucking hookers.
Alcoholism is like the only disease you can confess to having.
"All right, I confess you guys, I am an alcoholic."
"All right, I confess you guys, I have lupus."
I've confessed to alcoholism a number of times.
I've done it while drinking, for Christ's sake.
Like I'm standing there, with a glass of whiskey in my hand, telling my friends, "Guys, I have a drinking problem."
Back when I first started working the graveyard shift I would come home and make a bloody mary (or two or three) for "breakfast" and then crash. That was my daily routine for a few weeks.
Functioning alcoholics are good people
but you should probably look into giving up alcohol, man.
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Alcoholism is like the only disease you can confess to having.
"All right, I confess you guys, I am an alcoholic."
"All right, I confess you guys, I have lupus."
I've confessed to alcoholism a number of times.
I've done it while drinking, for Christ's sake.
Like I'm standing there, with a glass of whiskey in my hand, telling my friends, "Guys, I have a drinking problem."
Back when I first started working the graveyard shift I would come home and make a bloody mary (or two or three) for "breakfast" and then crash. That was my daily routine for a few weeks.
Can't believe I've let an alco-wuss like you shit on me for fucking hookers.
gin and tonic, 1.5 parts gin to 1 part tonic, add lime
it's delicious and you're crazy, oogmar
If I'm drinking for delicious I drink beer I can't see through and wine. If I want to be drunk, I drink hard alcohol. I see no need for anything to be tastier than a straight shot of Jamie's, no chase.
Alcoholism is like the only disease you can confess to having.
"All right, I confess you guys, I am an alcoholic."
"All right, I confess you guys, I have lupus."
I've confessed to alcoholism a number of times.
I've done it while drinking, for Christ's sake.
Like I'm standing there, with a glass of whiskey in my hand, telling my friends, "Guys, I have a drinking problem."
Back when I first started working the graveyard shift I would come home and make a bloody mary (or two or three) for "breakfast" and then crash. That was my daily routine for a few weeks.
Can't believe I've let an alco-wuss like you shit on me for fucking hookers.
Aren't you creepy porn-guy
no, he's "oh shit I think I have gonorrhea throat from when I ate out a hooker" guy
oog for some reason I always thought you were older than me
not much, mid 20s maybe
actually this gives me hope that younger women aren't all totally dumb and inexperienced
That's the nicest thing anybody has said to me all week.
This thread gives me hope that not everybody on the internet who I didn't meet in person first is a creepy virgin.
Except Knob, because I already knew he was awesome.
All the girls your age around here are just carbon copies of one another. Which would be fine if I were into the original mold at all, which I'm not.
For such a hardcore community Boston doesn't have a lot of the types I find appealing. Part of the reason Portland is one of my relocation possibilities.
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KlykaDO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered Userregular
Alcoholism is like the only disease you can confess to having.
"All right, I confess you guys, I am an alcoholic."
"All right, I confess you guys, I have lupus."
I've confessed to alcoholism a number of times.
I've done it while drinking, for Christ's sake.
Like I'm standing there, with a glass of whiskey in my hand, telling my friends, "Guys, I have a drinking problem."
Back when I first started working the graveyard shift I would come home and make a bloody mary (or two or three) for "breakfast" and then crash. That was my daily routine for a few weeks.
Can't believe I've let an alco-wuss like you shit on me for fucking hookers.
Aren't you creepy porn-guy
no, he's "oh shit I think I have gonorrhea throat from when I ate out a hooker" guy
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when they call it social lubricant I don't think they are being that literal
every girl I know loves vodka
I love gin and scotch and not vodka
sigh
I've confessed to alcoholism a number of times.
I've done it while drinking, for Christ's sake.
Like I'm standing there, with a glass of whiskey in my hand, telling my friends, "Guys, I have a drinking problem."
Back when I first started working the graveyard shift I would come home and make a bloody mary (or two or three) for "breakfast" and then crash. That was my daily routine for a few weeks.
That's the nicest thing anybody has said to me all week.
This thread gives me hope that not everybody on the internet who I didn't meet in person first is a creepy virgin.
Except Knob, because I already knew he was awesome.
BOOSH
I know how the actual joke goes
I was just fishin' for anybody else who likes Mitch.
"Alcoholism is like the only disease people can get mad at you for havin'
Dammit Otto, you're an alcoholic
Dammit Otto, you have lupus."
Don't be such a dick, Shank.
Whiskey, neat. Gin if I'm feeling like a pussy.
Yes it's a completely condescending stance but whatever.
It's a big fucking difference what five years makes.
You seem like a sweet girl so I will give you this:
you are not alone on this I promise.
it's delicious and you're crazy, oogmar
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Can't believe I've let an alco-wuss like you shit on me for fucking hookers.
Functioning alcoholics are good people
but you should probably look into giving up alcohol, man.
He told this joke when I saw him live
I miss Mitch Hedburg so much
runs on both sides of my family and I really, really like booze
a lot
But there is a line. Too many beers spoil the bang.
and aids and crabs and syphilis
look, you negative nancys are queering up my reference to a great man, all right.
Aren't you creepy porn-guy
is that a good idea
If you feel up a drunk girl, it's that wrong love
I don't know many people on PA who are NOT shitheads.
If I'm drinking for delicious I drink beer I can't see through and wine. If I want to be drunk, I drink hard alcohol. I see no need for anything to be tastier than a straight shot of Jamie's, no chase.
quick pour another miller lite on it
:P
I love Mitch. Got to see him live with Stephen Lynch a few months before he died
Because I've gone weeks without booze, just as I've gone weeks without smoking.
But I like them, so I go back to them.
I just decide "man, I should take a break" and so I do.
Replace habitual boozing with habitual weed smoking, it'll make you feel better
three or four beers, i'm still functioning but it takes a little longer to change states either way if you catch my drift
more than that and we should uh probably just spoon
All the girls your age around here are just carbon copies of one another. Which would be fine if I were into the original mold at all, which I'm not.
For such a hardcore community Boston doesn't have a lot of the types I find appealing. Part of the reason Portland is one of my relocation possibilities.
I am also porno guy though. but not creepy.
Did you see when I said sorry for biting your head off about something?
I bit your head off for something in some thread a while back and you left like right before I said sorry and asked you to explain what you meant
anyways, sorry.