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Inappropriate time for boners

Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeable regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
guys what is the weirdest/worst situation you've been in with a boner you totally want to go away but it won't

i had to give a presentation in art school and my partner was this pretty attractive girl and i didn't even have a boner over her but i had to hold my hoodie down : (

ladies, uh, when's the worst time you've lactated i guess

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i feel awkward posting in this thread.

    neville on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    keith all your boners are inappropriate

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    There is never a bad time for a boner. Everyone knows that when a guy gets one it's because someone nearby wants to have sex with them.

    Marathon on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    i feel awkward posting in this thread.
    do you have a boner right now

    looking at keith

    Faricazy on
  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    At the gym. Tight clothes massive cleavage and huge ass? Yes please.

    Urian on
  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i don't have any interesting stories because tucking in the band of my pants has always worked pretty well.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: one time i was talking to a girl i like and i got a boner when i touched her hair by accident :oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops:

    bongi on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    i feel awkward posting in this thread.
    do you have a boner right now

    looking at keith

    well i'm at work, so i'm not like, looking at him in person
    just the pictures I have all over my cubicle
    They're ok, but nothing like the real thing

    neville on
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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: one time i was talking to a girl i like and i got a boner when i touched her hair by accident :oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops:

    hey bongi

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    all my inappropriate boners have been when I am drunk but I never really care

    a while back at a party a pretty lady came and sat on my lap and squirmed around a bit and i was at maybe half-mast

    she said "what is that?"

    I said "my penis"

    she said "oh, word" and kept sitting on my lap

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I always have feared tucking it in the band would somehow cause like tip slippage or something

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    all my inappropriate boners have been when I am drunk but I never really care

    a while back at a party a pretty lady came and sat on my lap and squirmed around a bit and i was at maybe half-mast

    she said "what is that?"

    I said "my penis"

    she said "oh, word" and kept sitting on my lap
    my lady friends think it is appropriate to poke my dong because i am gay and it doesn't matter and i am like :x8-)

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    baby clothes

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    i feel awkward posting in this thread.
    do you have a boner right now

    looking at keith

    well i'm at work, so i'm not like, looking at him in person
    just the pictures I have all over my cubicle
    They're ok, but nothing like the real thing
    do you have wallet pictures

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Grandma's funeral.

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Six flags log ride with a girl I liked at the time sitting against me.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: one time i was talking to a girl i like and i got a boner when i touched her hair by accident :oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops:

    hey bongi
    helllo

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    During a graduation speech

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Urian wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: one time i was talking to a girl i like and i got a boner when i touched her hair by accident :oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops:

    hey bongi
    helllo

    how are you 8-)

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    make them stop

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Urian wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: one time i was talking to a girl i like and i got a boner when i touched her hair by accident :oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops:

    hey bongi
    helllo

    how are you 8-)
    too cool for school

    (bored)

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Never. So happy

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    When my zipper was down in chemistry class.

    Interesting way to find out that your zipper is down.


    "Oh, hello Jasper."

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    they need to stop making pills to help you get boners and make pills to help you not get boners

    wastin' all the good ones when there's a good breeze outside and you're wearing shorts

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    let me tell you guys when your penis is as big as mine there is never an appropriate time for boners

    bongi on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    When my zipper was down in chemistry class.

    Interesting way to find out that your zipper is down.


    "Oh, hello Jasper."

    i want to say "don't tell me you're one of those people", but really, i can't dislike you any more than i already do so i guess whatever

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    i feel awkward posting in this thread.
    do you have a boner right now

    looking at keith

    well i'm at work, so i'm not like, looking at him in person
    just the pictures I have all over my cubicle
    They're ok, but nothing like the real thing
    do you have wallet pictures

    like 3

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ASSSSMODEUSSSS HUNGERSSS

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what's the deal with being about to nod off in class and getting a boner

    man

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Riding the bus to school this morning
    Like right as I was about to get off the bus, I got a spontaneous boner
    It was weird as fuck
    I ended up thinking about ugly people before I went and hung out with my friends

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I got a boner at the chiropractors once. I was scared because I thought he would be all like "I can put that in alignment for you too."

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Why not take a place like and add [tiny] With a raging hard on[/tiny]


    Some examples are
    There I am at a day care
    With a Raging Hard On!


    Or There I am at the gorcey store
    With a Raging hard on!

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    I have a permanent boner

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    There I am in her closet with a raging hard on

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Why not take a place like and add [tiny] With a raging hard on[/tiny]


    Some examples are
    There I am at a day care
    With a Raging Hard On!


    Or There I am at the gorcey store
    With a Raging hard on!

    i don't much care for this idea at all.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    There I am in her closet with a raging hard on

    you should come out already

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    keith how big was your boner at the zoo you sick fuck?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    i like it when you are somewhere that you can just enjoy having a boner without rubbing one out

    like in bed, in the morning

    bongi on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Burden of Proof wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Why not take a place like and add [tiny] With a raging hard on[/tiny]


    Some examples are
    There I am at a day care
    With a Raging Hard On!


    Or There I am at the gorcey store
    With a Raging hard on!

    i don't much care for this idea at all.

    And your point is?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    When my zipper was down in chemistry class.

    Interesting way to find out that your zipper is down.


    "Oh, hello Jasper."

    Dang it Munkus.

    You are king of embarassing stories.

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