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Grandaddy Delicious
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When I was a kid there was a boy at my church about five years older than me that would beat me up all the time, for no reason what-so-ever. Pushing me down, punching me, slapping me, bear-hugging me, and in general being a total bag of douche.
This is about twelve or thirteen years ago.
For the last few months, I've been doing Ju Jitsu, Judo and Muy Thai in Chattanooga. Recently, I moved back to South Carolina, and today I had my first MMA class at my new school. He was there. Same dude walks up to me all cocky like:
"Well if it isn't little Zach"
"Hello, Randy."
"You decide to start taking martial arts?"
"A little."
"That's cool. I've been doing about a year, I'll try and take it easy on you."
We get to the sparring session, and by God, we get assigned to each other.
I choked him out with a leg triangle.
I choked him out with an arm triangle.
I tapped him out with a kimura.
It feels like Christmas is happening inside my body.
If you can go back and beat up any child-hood bullies, I highly recommend it.
This is about twelve or thirteen years ago.
For the last few months, I've been doing Ju Jitsu, Judo and Muy Thai in Chattanooga. Recently, I moved back to South Carolina, and today I had my first MMA class at my new school. He was there. Same dude walks up to me all cocky like:
"Well if it isn't little Zach"
"Hello, Randy."
"You decide to start taking martial arts?"
"A little."
"That's cool. I've been doing about a year, I'll try and take it easy on you."
We get to the sparring session, and by God, we get assigned to each other.
I choked him out with a leg triangle.
I choked him out with an arm triangle.
I tapped him out with a kimura.
It feels like Christmas is happening inside my body.
If you can go back and beat up any child-hood bullies, I highly recommend it.
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you're pretty dumb
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I never had a brother, but now I have a son and I could totally take him in a fight.
Bel, I keep not recognizing you without one of your own drawing for an avatar.
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