Did anyone remember the Medic that got surrounded by the BLU team on Gold Rush after mis-timing an Uber on Job's Server last night? Funniest thing in the world seeing him try to escape, everyone being confused, and then simultaneously turning on him. PA servers are civilisation.
A few days ago I offered this for your viewing pleasure.
Well, today I had a pretty blistering round of goldrush defense, map 2.2. It's pretty meh up until they cap the first point. Then it all gets rather sexy. I hope it doesn't sound too braggarty, but anyone remotely interested in how I snipe should definitely watch this. Very nearly top form.
Simply double click the file, or if you have TF2 open, move it to "X:\Valve\Steam\steamapps\[email protected]\team fortress 2\tf", then open the console in-game and type 'playdemo flippy5'. Be careful! This will disconnect you from your current game.
There is no fucking way to justify a demo/medic combo taking down two SG nests and god knows how many unlucky enemies with crit stickies and yet absolutely fucking nobody takes advantage of the down time to move the cart
Man nothing makes you feel quite as useless. It's not your real goddamn lives at stake you gits make the kamikaze-ubers count.
There is no fucking way to justify a demo/medic combo taking down two SG nests and god knows how many unlucky enemies with crit stickies and yet absolutely fucking nobody takes advantage of the down time to move the cart
Man nothing makes you feel quite as useless. It's not your real goddamn lives at stake you gits make the kamikaze-ubers count.
What, you want me to hurt my kill to death ratio for a team win that's not even recorded in any stats?!?!
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Every time you write parallel fifths, Bach kills a kitten.
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Well I guess you could get a couple of points courtesy of the captures and then a string of kills/destruction by participating in the post-win humiliation killing spree
Well I guess you could get a couple of points courtesy of the captures and then a string of kills/destruction by participating in the post-win humiliation killing spree
That must count for something right
Points are for n00bs. Everyone knows K:D ratio is what actually determines the size of your penis.
jonxp on
Every time you write parallel fifths, Bach kills a kitten.
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Well I guess you could get a couple of points courtesy of the captures and then a string of kills/destruction by participating in the post-win humiliation killing spree
That must count for something right
Points are for n00bs. Everyone knows K:D ratio is what actually determines the size of your penis.
A few days ago I offered this for your viewing pleasure.
Well, today I had a pretty blistering round of goldrush defense, map 2.2. It's pretty meh up until they cap the first point. Then it all gets rather sexy. I hope it doesn't sound too braggarty, but anyone remotely interested in how I snipe should definitely watch this. Very nearly top form.
Simply double click the file, or if you have TF2 open, move it to "X:\Valve\Steam\steamapps\[email protected]\team fortress 2\tf", then open the console in-game and type 'playdemo flippy5'. Be careful! This will disconnect you from your current game.
Couple of questions.
Do you have your spoken dialogue set to German as well? Or is it because mine is set that way that the demo plays it that way too?
You sat still while scoped more than I expected... is this purposeful or were did you have your hand off the keyboard.
Also, I know that if you hit crouch for a minimal amount of time, you won't slow down, and others won't see you as crouched, and I saw you using this as a tactic to avoid enemy sniper fire... Do you know if it actually changes the location of your hitboxes? or are you assuming?
I'm just a very curious boy. We play extremely similarly it seems.
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oi leading nade shots is one of the more difficult things in this game. every once in a while some idiots will stand on the rolling nades but not often. When 3 of you nerds are gibbed by a beautifully arched crit nade, I damn earned those 3 kills for all the times i missed and the 20 second reload of the damn nade launcher.
Also thanks for the ball massage re: offensive engy earlier in the thread fellhand, goff and co. felt gud.
i just love it when some sucker is being pelleted to death by something that he can't even see.
edit: i'm being serious. every time I saw someone standing still I knew it was you, and this makes it extremely easy to kill you, especially for a sniper.
edit: i'm being serious. every time I saw someone standing still I knew it was you, and this makes it extremely easy to kill you, especially for a sniper who is not Kupi.
Is there any way to check which weapons have killed you the most? It's the sniper rifle for me. Has to be.
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And the Gravelpit Pyro Clusterfuck was rather fun.
It felt good announcing that it had been released when I was on Job's server. 8-)
Well, today I had a pretty blistering round of goldrush defense, map 2.2. It's pretty meh up until they cap the first point. Then it all gets rather sexy. I hope it doesn't sound too braggarty, but anyone remotely interested in how I snipe should definitely watch this. Very nearly top form.
Enjoy
There is no fucking way to justify a demo/medic combo taking down two SG nests and god knows how many unlucky enemies with crit stickies and yet absolutely fucking nobody takes advantage of the down time to move the cart
Man nothing makes you feel quite as useless. It's not your real goddamn lives at stake you gits make the kamikaze-ubers count.
What, you want me to hurt my kill to death ratio for a team win that's not even recorded in any stats?!?!
3DS Friend Code: 2707-1614-5576
PAX Prime 2014 Buttoneering!
That must count for something right
Points are for n00bs. Everyone knows K:D ratio is what actually determines the size of your penis.
3DS Friend Code: 2707-1614-5576
PAX Prime 2014 Buttoneering!
Yeah but no one can see it.
I can kill 20 guys over 3 lives in the same amount of time it takes you to kill maybe 6 guys in one life
Couple of questions.
Do you have your spoken dialogue set to German as well? Or is it because mine is set that way that the demo plays it that way too?
You sat still while scoped more than I expected... is this purposeful or were did you have your hand off the keyboard.
Also, I know that if you hit crouch for a minimal amount of time, you won't slow down, and others won't see you as crouched, and I saw you using this as a tactic to avoid enemy sniper fire... Do you know if it actually changes the location of your hitboxes? or are you assuming?
I'm just a very curious boy. We play extremely similarly it seems.
just once though I think
K: D ratio is for sissies. Real TF2 players look at dominations per death. If it is not a positive number you should just quit now.
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Also thanks for the ball massage re: offensive engy earlier in the thread fellhand, goff and co. felt gud.
i just love it when some sucker is being pelleted to death by something that he can't even see.
quit standing still!
edit: i'm being serious. every time I saw someone standing still I knew it was you, and this makes it extremely easy to kill you, especially for a sniper.
Is there any way to check which weapons have killed you the most? It's the sniper rifle for me. Has to be.
THATS ENOUGH
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