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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    <3! Jon

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    In 22hrs of playtime as a Demoman I've accumulated over 200k damage, and 610 kills.

    Neat little program.

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  • theantipoptheantipop Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Rentilius wrote: »
    oh wow, 10 million damage done as soldier, and about 48,000 kills.

    What.

    All in just under 13.5 days played as a soldier.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    In 22hrs of playtime as a Demoman I've accumulated over 200k damage, and 610 kills.

    Neat little program.

    Blah, I really shouldn't have reset the stats. Now I feel left out.

    ...why isn't there a crit counter function anyway?

    TYR WE KNOW YOU CRIT CONSTANTLY WE JUST WANTED PROOF

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  • DualEdgeDualEdge Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I apparently have zero sentry kills but my best is 23.

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tyr is just really really good at counting cards.

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I too, have zero sentry kills...

    Icemopper on
  • AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lulz

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    Haha, that damage dealt is half of my total for all classes.

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  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    omfg, i love those pyro updates

    sex

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Just under 800,000 damage here in 40 hours. Of course a lot of that is axe and shotgun. :D

    Assists are just crazy. I have more assists as a pyro than as a medic, and medic is my third-played class. Everyone else isn't even within an order of magnitude.

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  • PeregrineFalconPeregrineFalcon Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    Just under 800,000 damage here in 40 hours. Of course a lot of that is axe and shotgun. :D

    Assists are just crazy. I have more assists as a pyro than as a medic, and medic is my third-played class. Everyone else isn't even within an order of magnitude.

    Sounds like the Fire and Forget acheivement should be covered easily then (Kill 15 enemies while dead.)

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  • YardGnomeYardGnome Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Looking at my round averages
    Health Points Leached: 0.17

    MEDICS NEVER HEAL ME

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  • JonnyBotJonnyBot Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I need to start taking screenshots.

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh yeah.

    My crowning achievement: I flamed a scout on 2short, he crit-scattergunned me. As I'm watching my teamates, I hear "The enemy has taken our intelligence. Sure enough, its Mr. Scout.

    Right before I respawn- "The enemy has dropped our intelligence."

    Ok, good, who killed him? Wait. ME?

    Poor guy burned to death. :)

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  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    YardGnome wrote: »
    Looking at my round averages
    Health Points Leached: 0.17

    MEDICS NEVER HEAL ME

    Leeched = when you're a spy and enemy medics/dispensers heal you

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  • YardGnomeYardGnome Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    MrDelish wrote: »
    YardGnome wrote: »
    Looking at my round averages
    Health Points Leached: 0.17

    MEDICS NEVER HEAL ME

    Leeched = when you're a spy.
    Ah. I feel smart, now.

    Medics still never heal me!

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  • JonnyBotJonnyBot Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Also, Jakorian can go hang himself. Stupid spies...

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  • KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    YardGnome wrote: »
    MrDelish wrote: »
    YardGnome wrote: »
    Looking at my round averages
    Health Points Leached: 0.17

    MEDICS NEVER HEAL ME

    Leeched = when you're a spy.
    Ah. I feel smart, now.

    Medics still never heal me!

    Hah mine as spy is 29 for average per round. Go go leech health.

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    JonnyBot wrote: »
    Also, Jakorian can go hang himself. Stupid spies...
    Jakorian killed me while I was burning him today.

    So embarrassing!

    tofu on
  • 1up1up Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sometimes I get a bug where I am full health, and then on top of my heatlh it starts showing a string of "+3". All the times this happened I was not a medic. Any ideas?

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Flippy you are going to love this update

    by which I mean hate it

    hate it so much ):

    Don't I know it v_v

    PA players are good. I have no chance against a flare gun if it's a fast projectile. I hope it's on the slow side.
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Oh man we so need to use it on snipers and AFKs.

    Hallo Flippy we're thinking of you today
    Jaramr wrote: »
    Flippy has it pretty bad... He is always the most prioritized target, people ignore the 2 heavies infront of them and instead attempt to meele duel with the shadow that looks like a sniper over there. And he is the biggest target of the great Demoplan.
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Flippy syndrome is going out of your way to kill the player in question.
    I freaking knew it.


    Seriously though, these pyro updates have me super-worried about my chances against them. It was hard enough already. Especially if they have an extra 50 health...

    Oy vey.

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  • übergeekübergeek Sector 2814Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So I just got home and went to check the news. I like all 3 items, the maps sound ok. Then I looked at the achievements (I know you don't need them all) and saw things like

    Got A Light?: Ignite an enemy Spy while he's flicking a cigarette.

    BarbeQueQ: Cause a dominated player to leave the server.

    Why do they insist on stupid achievements. On our servers if you leave you aren't getting back in for an hour, and waiting on a spy to use that specific taunt? Now some of those are really doable, but I think I'm hopping into the Super Pyro Orgy.

    (Just as a note, there's only one achievement that I still don't have on my medic, and won't really get through normal play unless I let myself get killed enough to be dominated repeatedly so i can get about 14 more revenge kill assists.....I don't feel like sucking on purpose to the detriment of my team. Sue me.)

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  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    1up wrote: »
    Sometimes I get a bug where I am full health, and then on top of my heatlh it starts showing a string of "+3". All the times this happened I was not a medic. Any ideas?

    I've been getting this also but meh.

    FightTest on
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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So I just got home and went to check the news. I like all 3 items, the maps sound ok. Then I looked at the achievements (I know you don't need them all) and saw things like

    Got A Light?: Ignite an enemy Spy while he's flicking a cigarette.

    BarbeQueQ: Cause a dominated player to leave the server.

    Why do they insist on stupid achievements.
    You don't need all the achievements to get all the unlocks this time.

    tofu on
  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hey, that stats parser. How does one install it? I'm getting an error when I try to launch it; does it need to go in a specific directory?

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    Hey, that stats parser. How does one install it? I'm getting an error when I try to launch it; does it need to go in a specific directory?

    No specific directory needed... should just plain work... Did you unzip it?

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Of course I unzipped it =P

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  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    Hey, that stats parser. How does one install it? I'm getting an error when I try to launch it; does it need to go in a specific directory?

    Do you have the .net framework installed?

    FightTest on
    MOBA DOTA.
  • Fleck0Fleck0 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm getting the same thing as Flippy, and have .net 2.0, it just brings up an error submission message on startup and then closes

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  • Alex WilderAlex Wilder Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    In about an hour and a half everyone should go play with me on HONC.

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'd be astonished if I didn't, but I'll download and install it anyway. I have reinstalled XP a couple of times...

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i want the soldier unlocks to help me kill flippy

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    In about an hour and a half everyone should go play with me on HONC.

    In about an hour and a half I'll still be at WORK. :P

    Houn on
  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    In 22hrs of playtime as a Demoman I've accumulated over 200k damage, and 610 kills.

    Neat little program.

    Blah, I really shouldn't have reset the stats. Now I feel left out.

    ...why isn't there a crit counter function anyway?

    TYR WE KNOW YOU CRIT CONSTANTLY WE JUST WANTED PROOF

    I thought everyone and their dog said that resetting your stats did nothing?

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    They're supposed to bounce back after a while, but mine still haven't. Ingame they're fresh and new, in Steam Community they're all bloated and PASMO-infected.

    Worst of both worlds, because it gets in the way of my achievements while still giving me weird medic scores.

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    i want the soldier unlocks to help me kill flippy
    bazooka that only holds one rocket but always crits

    tofu on
  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    I'd be astonished if I didn't, but I'll download and install it anyway. I have reinstalled XP a couple of times...
    I'll be damned, guess I didn't.

    Hehehe.

    5,308,090 damage dealt
    1,047 dominations
    24,240 kills, of which 14,176 were headshots.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    I'd be astonished if I didn't, but I'll download and install it anyway. I have reinstalled XP a couple of times...
    I'll be damned, guess I didn't.

    Hehehe.

    5,308,090 damage dealt
    1,047 dominations
    24,240 kills, of which 14,176 were headshots.

    way to be half the man i am

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Edcrab wrote: »
    They're supposed to bounce back after a while, but mine still haven't. Ingame they're fresh and new, in Steam Community they're all bloated and PASMO-infected.

    Worst of both worlds, because it gets in the way of my achievements while still giving me weird medic scores.

    They get in the way of achievements while "still giving [you] weird medic scores"? What do you mean? I'm debating trying this myself.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    I'd be astonished if I didn't, but I'll download and install it anyway. I have reinstalled XP a couple of times...
    I'll be damned, guess I didn't.

    Hehehe.

    5,308,090 damage dealt
    1,047 dominations
    24,240 kills, of which 14,176 were headshots.

    way to be half the man i am

    what do you have stats wise?

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