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    ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    ege02 wrote: »
    Venture Bros is the best fucking show on earth.

    It is awesome, but not the best.

    I'm going through season one of House. It is better.

    House is pretty fucking terrible.

    Feral made a pretty good impression as to why it is fucking terrible a few months ago.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I might let him. He is a very staunch conservative with bad typing ability, though.

    The bane of having a secretary all these years.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    ege02 wrote: »
    Venture Bros is the best fucking show on earth.

    It is awesome, but not the best.

    I'm going through season one of House. It is better.

    What? They aren't even the same kind of show. Jesus Tav.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    England launches the final satellite in Skynet network. Yes, it controls combat robots and they fucking named it Skynet.
    BBC wrote:
    Commands are sent over Skynet 5's high-bandwidth connections, directing the robot's every move. This includes firing missiles at enemy targets.
    BBC wrote:
    The spacecraft have also been "hardened" to withstand any interference - attempts to disable or take control of the satellites - and any efforts to eavesdrop on their sensitive communications.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ege02 wrote: »
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    I gotta say I'm impressed here.

    Quid on
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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That's hilariously stupid, HaB.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Skynet is a pretty good name though

    well it sounds good

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I might let him. He is a very staunch conservative with bad typing ability, though.

    The bane of having a secretary all these years.

    I'm totally going to start a "ZennyV's Daddy" fan club.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh my god, the best picture of me was taken last night

    the best picture ever
    n121511189_36183642_8806.jpg

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Why do you hate me so much, Eddy? :cry:

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    ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    That's not very evil looking.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It's the Buddy Multifarious!

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kinda looks like your Av, too.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i've seen better

    (of myself)

    but it's pretty good

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Why do you hate me so much, Eddy? :cry:

    I do?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Evil is all used car salesman needing hair plugs and his wife is fucking the mailman evil.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    I have 10 minutes to get drunk.

    I'm chugging this wine at alarming speed.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Why do you hate me so much, Eddy? :cry:

    I do?

    Than is all about the free-market salmon.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have some Framboise.

    I am excited.

    Quid on
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    ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Q: Why did the Libertarian cross the street?
    A: The Free Market

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Why do you hate me so much, Eddy? :cry:

    I do?

    Than is all about the free-market salmon.

    MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM AND BEE HIVES

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Why do you hate me so much, Eddy? :cry:

    I do?

    Than is all about the free-market salmon.

    MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM AND BEE HIVES

    Do you often claim pic-a-nic baskets in the name of the Revolution?

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Soviet War Dolphins were the best.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Why do you hate me so much, Eddy? :cry:

    I do?

    Than is all about the free-market salmon.

    MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM AND BEE HIVES

    PIC-A-NIC BASKETS TO THE PEOPLE

    God damn it, Zim. High five, I guess.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Soviet War Dolphins were the best.

    they had giant squid

    allies had war dolphins with sound guns on their heads

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    redfield85redfield85 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I saw this thread title and immediately thought of Ratatouille .

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Soviet War Dolphins were the best.

    Too bad they were no match for America's tuna fishing industry.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Why do you hate me so much, Eddy? :cry:

    I do?

    Than is all about the free-market salmon.

    MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM AND BEE HIVES

    PIC-A-NIC BASKETS TO THE PEOPLE

    God damn it, Zim. High five, I guess.

    SMARTER, MORE PRODUCTIVE, HAPPIER, AND FREER THAN YOUR AVERAGE, CAPITALIST BEAR

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Soviet War Dolphins were the best.

    Too bad they were no match for America's tuna fishing industry.

    Nice zimmy classy.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Soviet War Dolphins were the best.

    Too bad they were no match for America's tuna fishing industry.

    Nice zimmy classy.

    I do what I can.

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    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Soviet War Dolphins were the best.
    darpa-shark.jpg

    ?

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I was so sad whenever my dolphins got killed by soviet subs

    but it was always awesome getting an elite dolphin

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    A challenger approaches!
    valt16eq5.jpg

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh yeah, the squids.

    Mixed up the two. WHOOPS.

    Red Alert 2 was a great game.

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    NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Smasher wrote: »
    Nerissa wrote: »
    Protip: If you want to be taken seriously, try not to utter the words "What could be more mentally uplifting than my penis in your mouth?"

    On the other hand, if you are trying to make someone laugh, it's pretty effective.

    Your husband has a way with words.
    It was your husband, right?

    Yes, it was :) It took him a noticeable amount of mental preparation to even say it with a straight face... but it worked (that is, it made me laugh).

    As background, I had been complaining about not having accomplished anything all day and being in a "bleh" mood. He put forth the suggestion that the above-mentioned activity would at least mean I'd accomplished something.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    A challenger approaches!
    valt16eq5.jpg

    WAR BEAR WILL PREVAIL

    THEN HIBERNATE

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It would have.

    And you didn't.

    You bad wife.

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    If no one acknowledges my movie reference I will become EVEN MORE NOT AMUSED

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    If no one acknowledges my movie reference I will become EVEN MORE NOT AMUSED

    <3 your post in the knife/gun thread.

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