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Thief of Time
The Auditors of Reality are celestial bureaucrats. They make sure that gravity works, file the appropriate paperwork for each chemical reaction, and so forth. The Auditors hate life, because it's messy and unpredictable, which makes them fall behind on their paperwork; they much prefer barren balls of rock orbiting stars in neat, easily predictable elliptical paths. They really hate humans and other sentient beings, who are much more messy and unpredictable than other living things.
And so the Auditors have come to Discworld in yet another attempt to restore order and harmony to the universe. To do that, they have enlisted the quietly mad watchmaker Jeremy Clockson and his assistant Igor to construct a glass clock that, when activated, will stop time. Yes, all of it. This may have some unfortunate side effects, such as the Apocralypse (so named because it is an apocryphal apocalypse, nobody is sure when it will happen, how it will happen, and whether it will happen in the here-and-now sense).
The Auditors' plan will succeed in six days unless someone stops them first. Unfortunately for them, someone has just arrived.
Game will start at 10PM TONIGHT.
Each night you will !vote
one of your own to be apprehended by the Watch. The vote ends nightly at 10pm EST
If you have an ability, you must PM me before the vote closes. ONE PM PER DAY. I will ignore any subsequent PMs and be angry that you are taking up my valuable Inbox space.
All normal Phalla rules apply. No PM copying, screen shots, etc. No contacting the living if dead, no anonymous contact. Provide me with links to any private boards.
Inactive Rule: Post meaningfully. One post per day minimum, and if you just stop by to vote, you will reach the end of cake (i.e. be removed from the game and replaced).
No sharing or quoting of PMs with the host.
This Miniphalla will last a total of 6 days.
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List of current Auditors
1: TheLawinator - Mr Pink - Death by chocolate
2: Wildcat - Mr Cyan - Beaten to death
4: Ryadic - Mr Puce - Another window bites the dust
5: FunkyWaltDogg - Mr Brown - Decapitated
7: [STRIKE]PolloDiablo[/STRIKE] Durax - Miss Taupe - Disembowelled
8: SpeedySwaf - Mr Magenta - Throttled
10: Oatway - Mr Black - Defenestrated
11: Cynic Jester
13: Mr. Defecation
14: [strike]Darkblade_1[/strike] Toxic Toys - Mr Indigo Violet - Statued
15: eecc - Mr Blue - Cut in twain
16: Marshmallow - Mr Grey - Mixed-sex bacchanaled
17: Cold Salmon and Hatred - Jeremy Clockson - Frozen in time
18: FreeAgent - Igor - Gave notice
19: Obbi - Mr Cerulean - Kicked to death
20: Maximus - Mr Beige - Fisted
22: Red Bird
23: Lignisse - Lobsang Ludd - Under arrest
24: Trust - Ronnie Soak (Kaos) - Sulking at the dairy
25: El Skid - Mr Orange - Force fed delicious death
1: [strike]Toxic Toys[/strike]
Villager Role PM
Night 1 Results
TheLawinator - Mr Pink - Death by chocolate
You are an Auditor of Reality! You don't actually call yourself that; in fact, you didn't call yourself anything until you became corporeal a few hours ago. Now you call yourself MR/MISS COLOR
because it is a color you have decided to like.
As an Auditor, you are charged with the task of ensuring that time is successfully stopped. Unfortunately, there are feeble humans out there trying to stop you, so you have to stop them first. You must get rid of all those who would stand in your way for your mission to succeed.
Every day, you must !vote
for someone to be kicked out of the museum and arrested by the Watch. The clock is ticking. You want to be there when it stops. Forever.
Oatway - Mr Black - Defenestrated
Wildcat - Mr Cyan - Beaten to death
Night 2 Results
FunkyWaltDogg - Mr Brown - Decapitated
Obbi - Mr Cerulean - Kicked to death
Trust - Ronnie Soak (Kaos) - Sulking at the dairy
Night 3 Results
El Skid - Mr Orange - Force fed delicious death
Ryadic - Mr Puce - Another window bites the dust
Night 4 Results
Toxic Toys - Mr Indigo Violet - Statued
eecc - Mr Blue - Cut in twain
Lignisse - Lobsang Ludd - Under arrest
Night 5 results
SpeedySwaf - Mr Magenta - Throttled
Marshmallow - Mr Grey - Mixed-sex bacchanaled
FreeAgent - Igor - Gave notice
Night 6 results
Maximus - Mr Beige - Fisted
Durax - Miss Taupe - Disembowelled
Cold Salmon and Hatred - Jeremy Clockson - Frozen in time