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Finding the best intimate time?
SniperGuy
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So my girlfriend is coming to visit me for the 4th of july weekend. Sadly, while she has said "I'm not getting back on the plane till we have sex" I live with my parents during the summer, and have a few problems obtaining that intimate time. The idea for getting a really cheap hotel room has come up, but I'm not sure how to really go about that. Any ideas how best to go about finding this time?
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Shower sex isn't exactly the best thing, but it's probably the only time no one will ever bother you.
Unless you wait until late night, in which case, your room is feasible.
And a hotel is a good option. If you live in a relatively big enough city, it shouldn't run you more than 60 dollars a night or so. It might not be the best kept hotel, but me and my gf have done that a couple of times.
I was actually thinking that a picnic somewhere secluded away from people might be a classier (and cheaper) option than a cheap hotel.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
A park after dark
Top floor of a parking garage
Roof of office building
Your home while your parents are at work
Bathroom (shower)
Cheap hotel room
Under a bridge
Bushes
The changing room at the gap in the mall
A tent
Go read the thread about urban exploring in DandD and do it in one of those sewer drainage thingys
Hot air balloon (may have to tip the balloon operator a little extra for this one)
Large open fields with high grass
Corn field
Cotton field
Golf course after dark
Shed/barn/garage
Like thats the first few places that popped into my head. I am a little surprised at 20 you needed help with this. I assumed you were like 15 or something. Hell if you want a really fun visit print out that list and see how many you can cross off.
I'm guessing, if she's flying out just to be with you (in... well, let's be frank, every definition of the term "be with"), I imagine it is worth it. So go for it.
EDIT: Hell, if the "cheapness" of a cheap hotel is what you're worried about, get a decent hotel instead... if you've got the dough of course. It could make for a romantic weekend getaway even... pack for a couple days and make it a fun little trip!
It is when you know you don't have to wash the sheets.
(Hotel room + pizza for my boyfriend and me was what my parents got me for graduation. We watched Kill Bill, ate pizza, and fucked like rabbits. It was pretty awesome.)
Your parents are awesome.
If you stay in this relationship for a long meaningful time, you may not always be in a position where she rings you up to beg for sex, make the most of this special time where everything is still very exciting, and fucking ignore your parents, they're not important in this equation at all, especially at 20 years old.
Good Luck Shagging!
Also
haha
(in other news, you're 20 with a girl, move out! I mean, ummm... or move into the basement and soundproof the fuck out of it so you can do whatever you want, at least)
Far more economical to live at home over the summer. It sucks but hey, monetarily worth it for the time being.
Thanks for the suggestions guys. I mentioned making a list, and she seemed rather excited about that one. :winky:
But if you guys just have just been separated for a while then use your imagination. If you've never done the "back-seat-of-the-car-sex" or the more risque FRONT-seat-of-the-car-sex, it's loads of fun. The anticipation while you're trying to find a good place to park is incredible.
Sex in a tent is awesome as well if you've got camping in short driving distance.
Like others have said, you haven't really lived until you've done it with your parents in the next room. That lovely post coital calm with the thought of "Just how loud was that?".
I understand, hence suggesting you steal a basement room and soundproof it as much as you could. Back when I lived with my parental units and had a boyfriend, we generally just scoffed the basement. Admittedly my parents were often not home for a couple hours after we were done school, but still
I did build a fort in the basement one time too, so we could do whatever we wanted even if someone tottered downstairs, we wouldn't get caught (but did have to pause/stop until it was clear again, heh). Forts are freakin awesome.
And yeah, it's not the first time. So there's no awkwardness in that respect.
Wait till dark though, and find somewhere quiet. Mall parking lot at 2pm not near the back or anything (infact, completely surrounded by other cars, and constantly seeing other people walking around us) was thrilling, but scary as shit.
a club ( dj booth or back in the vip)
a beach with black sand
table top
a rock
the park
the point
the flatlands
public bathroom
back of a classroom
bath tub
concert
train
library on top of books (but you can't be too loud)
white house
a sauna
jacuzzi
back row of a movie
middle of a barn
back seat (windows up)
garden
on top of an escalade
in the ocean
or on a boat
factory
candy store
Does such a place exist?
several
ex:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punaluu_Black_Sand_Beach
is the colour of the sand relevant to the sex?
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Sand gets in places you really don't want sand to get in.
And if you're really unlucky: sand fleas.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
it could happen to you
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It must've thought you were going to club it :winky:
o_O
Theres barely enough room back there for my laptop!
Man I know you sometimes go for the chubby hirsute girls when you get desperate, but calling your ex a seal? That's just mean.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Use really large towels, or two of them, to avoid movement bringing sand into the towel?
Fuck sand.