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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    this is exactly what i didn't want

    now i'm gonna try to read the stuff with him in it

    and then i'm gonna be all "oh, this is interesting" and want to read everything else in that series

    and fuck

    this is why i don't touch marvel

    i do this enough with DC

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  • LRGLRG Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The Ultimate Marvel Team-up hardcover kicks ass, and showed the first time Peter met with Wolverine, the X-men, Iron-Man, Daredevil, The Punisher, the Lizard, Man-Thing, the Hulk and the FF. Though the FF story was awhole lotta non-sense and is out of continunity.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    I have every issue of everything Ultimate ever

    I have a full Ultimate run

    this is terrible

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    that is bad news, Whippy

    you should send it to me

    i'll give it back when I'm done

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  • TerrorbyteTerrorbyte __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    I have every issue of everything Ultimate ever

    I have a full Ultimate run

    this is terrible

    Even that dumb NightOwl thing?

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Is there such a thing as too much comics? I don't have all that many now, but assuming continued accumulation and a hopefully steadily increasing income I can imagine have more than my current small living accommodations could hope to adequately contain.

    Have you ever had to make Sophie's Choice, deciding which of your books you just don't love anymore? Or does the size of your collection increase in proportion to the growth of your living areas (or vice versa)? If I every hope to begin seriously collecting comics instead of merely buying scattered trades, will I have to accept home ownership as an inevitability?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    I hope I don't become a "collector"

    I buy the stuff to read it, not to say I have it

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Terrorbyte wrote:
    I have every issue of everything Ultimate ever

    I have a full Ultimate run

    this is terrible

    Even that dumb NightOwl thing?

    SHUT YOUR MOUTH ULTIMATE ADVENTURES WAS GOOD

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    [realspoiler:ec4514f6b7]Ultimate Adventures was terrible[/realspoiler:ec4514f6b7]

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    I hope I don't become a "collector"

    I buy the stuff to read it, not to say I have it
    I don't neccessarily mean it like the sort of person who struggles to collect complete runs of series he doesn't even like all that much. I only meant it in the sense that anyone who reads books habitually can either get rid of them whenever he or she tires of them or, instead, end up with a collection that eventually qualifies as a library.

    More like a DVD collection, less like a stamp collection.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    [realspoiler:fbea156846]Ultimate Adventures was terrible[/realspoiler:fbea156846]

    I just looked it up on Wikipedia

    why would they even publish that

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    have you seen all the pictures of my stuff

    it's a god damned disease

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    [realspoiler:e636eee22e]Ultimate Adventures was terrible[/realspoiler:e636eee22e]

    I just looked it up on Wikipedia

    why would they even publish that

    there's some sort of weird, actual answer for that

    like, bob harras, peter david, and some other dude had a bet or something for who could write the best selling comic

    bob for ua, pete for captain marvel, and the other dude for marville(which was just as shitty as ua)

    captain marvel won

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    I got my names wrong.

    Copied from the Marville wiki

    Marville was created as part of Marvel's U-Decide event, in which fans would decide which of three books would survive. The event involved one existing book (Peter David's Captain Marvel, which was rebooted to issue #1) and two new books (Marville and Ron Zimmerman's Ultimate Adventures), and was based around a bet between David and Jemas, which Marvel editor-in-chief Joe Quesada later became a part of. Jemas changed the stakes of the bet a few issues into Marville, stating that the loser would take a pie in the face for charity. Despite this, both Marville and Ultimate Adventures ended fairly quickly, and the rebooted Captain Marvel would only last three more years and 25 more issues, for a total of 60 issues when combined with the first run.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    robosagogo wrote:
    Is there such a thing as too much comics? I don't have all that many now, but assuming continued accumulation and a hopefully steadily increasing income I can imagine have more than my current small living accommodations could hope to adequately contain.

    Have you ever had to make Sophie's Choice, deciding which of your books you just don't love anymore? Or does the size of your collection increase in proportion to the growth of your living areas (or vice versa)? If I every hope to begin seriously collecting comics instead of merely buying scattered trades, will I have to accept home ownership as an inevitability?

    I'm quickly beginning to dread this. Currently I have like, five short boxes and a long box full of comics, and a bookshelf filled with trades. I'm also getting ready to move into a tiny two room house with my brother, so I will have a single room for my comics, drafting table, art supplies, bed, bookshelves, computer, TV, videogames, and clothes. I really don't want to have to get rid of any of them, because I still love going back and pulling out random crap to read every now and then, but it's looking like I may need to jettison some old '90s stuff. I'm going to start experimenting with different methods of storing comics I think, because I'm currently amassing like, one and a half longboxes per year, if not more.

    Munch on
  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    I hope I don't become a "collector"

    I buy the stuff to read it, not to say I have it

    It all depends on how you define comic collector. I consider myself a "collector", though you'll never see me at the shop holding a price guide looking through back issues trying to find the one "gem" in ther box. I also don't buy books that I don't want, merely to say that I own it, like variants and such. What I do however, is buy the books I want to read, read said books, and then afterwards I bag, board, and store them.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Bad Karma wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    I hope I don't become a "collector"

    I buy the stuff to read it, not to say I have it

    It all depends on how you define comic collector. I consider myself a "collector", though you'll never see me at the shop holding a price guide looking through back issues trying to find the one "gem" in ther box. I also don't buy books that I don't want, merely to say that I own it, like variants and such. What I do however, is buy the books I want to read, read said books, and then afterwards I bag, board, and store them.

    That's not collecting

    that's keeping

    like, I've borrowed books from people and read them and then later bought them for myself because I liked them and will read them again

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The only thing I really "collect" are first appearances. I'm driven by some insatiable need to own the first appearances of various random characters, no matter how popular or unpopular they are. Like, I bought the first appearance of Deadpool for a buck, but I want Elongated Man's first appearance just as much, and would happily fork over the several hundred dollars it would cost me.

    It's a sickness I tell you.

    Munch on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    the first appearance of starman also had the first appearance of wonder woman

    yeah i'll have to pass on that one

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The first appearance of Green Arrow also had Aquaman's first appearance in it, right? Which enrages me, as it pretty much permanently puts it out of my price range, but man, if I ever managed to like, knife a dude at a convention in the parking lot and steal it, it'd be great. Because that's only one dude I have to knfie to get two awesome characters' first appearances, rather than two dudes.

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I have the first appearance of Wild Thing.

    25 copies of it. She's like X-23 only retarded.

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Munch wrote:
    I want Elongated Man's first appearance just as much, and would happily fork over the several hundred dollars it would cost me.

    It's a sickness I tell you.

    About 60 bucks for a fair condition issue of Flash #112 at MileHighComics.
    Hensler wrote:
    I have the first appearance of Wild Thing.

    25 copies of it. She's like X-23 only retarded.

    Man Hensler. In a few more years, you'll be rich I tell you..rich as Nazis!

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  • bobgorilabobgorila Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    this is exactly what i didn't want

    now i'm gonna try to read the stuff with him in it

    and then i'm gonna be all "oh, this is interesting" and want to read everything else in that series

    You think that's bad?

    I read the first two issues of Ultimate Power, because I <3 MJS's Squadron Supreme. So I figured I'd pick up Ultimate Spider-man #102 because the cover looked cool.

    So I read pretty much all of Ultimate Spider-man in a week, and that made me want to check out the Ultimate X-men, because they cameo so much. And then I just have to read the Ultimates, because they turn up in UXM so much, and then it gets to the point where all the ultimate-u stuff is just fucking golden to me, so not reading Ultimate Fantastic Four is retarded.

    Oh, and if you don't read the Ultimate Iron-man mini then you fail, because it is beautiful.

    Ultimate Team-Up is ass though, it's full of lame art and it's all over the place with the rest of the ultimate-u continuity.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    what the fuck are you talking about, ultimate team-up is actually really good

    and i'm being serious here, not like that weird fucking adventure shit

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Wow. You just praised Ultimate Iron Man, and shat on Ultimate Team-Up. I thought I was supposed to be the village idiot here.

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  • bobgorilabobgorila Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    What?

    The Ultimate Team-Up stuff felt like it was written by the intern or something. It was like a throwback to the seventies.

    The X-men issue, for example, read like a bad after-school special, it was so... forced. And the manga-style art did not suit any of the characters. Wolverine was actively smirking in a couple of panels.

    The Iron Man issue was also lame, but then when they introduced him properly in Ultimate Avengers and then his own mini Ultimate Tony was awesome, far more so than 616-Tony.

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Well, Tony from the Ultimates and Tony from Ultimate Iron-Man are pretty much two different characters. Mostly because the guy in the Ultimates didn't suck.

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  • hughtronhughtron __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    The Iron Man issues were drawn by Mike Allred though, so it's impossible for them to be bad.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    http://www.slashfilm.com/article.php/20061215deltorodeadman

    So the Deadman movie is kind of happening

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Bad Karma wrote:
    Munch wrote:
    I want Elongated Man's first appearance just as much, and would happily fork over the several hundred dollars it would cost me.

    It's a sickness I tell you.

    About 60 bucks for a fair condition issue of Flash #112 at MileHighComics.

    Hm, I checked it out and it looks like only a Good quality one's in stock, for like $110. Which is still cool by me. Is Mile High Comics known for reliability? I've heard of their site before, but the amateurish layout and ugly design kind of turned me off from looking into them too much.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I ordered a hardcover from them a few weeks back and it got here fine.

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I've blown thousands of dollars before in the brick and mortar Mile High in Denver - great shop. This was years ago, but there service was excellent back then, and I'd expect it's still top notch.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I hated Ultimate Team Up and Ultimate Iron Man.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    How's NYX?

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    terrible

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    robosagogo wrote:
    How's NYX?

    An old roommate of mine really liked that series, but I never read it.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Has some pretty art, if I recall.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    I think they should do a Spider-Man/Nightwing team-up

    because they are very alike

    they have both been doing this since they were kids

    and they both make quips while they're fighting

    and both of their real names are euphemisms for penis

    this is my sound reasoning

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Nightwing: So, I've banged like twenty chicks-

    Spider-Man: That's kind of a lot.

    Nightwing: -in a week. Yup, being a superhero sure is fun. How about you?

    Spider-Man: Um, action is my reward.

    Later...

    Sigh, some hero I am.

    SpiderMan_NoMore_comicScene.jpg

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  • Conditional_AxeConditional_Axe Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    scan1.jpg: I never knew we had so much in common. Is your redheaded love interest also a supermodel?

    grayson2.jpg: She's an embittered technophile who's been confined to a wheelchair.

    scan1.jpg: Way to go, Web-head. Why can't I have a sense that prevents me from acting like a dickhead?

    grayson2.jpg: At least I bet you've never been raped.

    spiderman_5.jpg: Don't be too sure....

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