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Something is wrong in my colon
Bendery It Like Beckham
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I may have a bowel obstruction. I have not pooped in 3 days. In the past 3 days I have consumed 5 breakfast jacks and 2 servings of chicken tenders from jack in the box. A whole large Pizza, and a 3 bowls of Cheerios. As well as misc snacks such as a bag of popcorn, 2 snickers bars, 3 apples and a nectarine. Mix that with some alcohol and various sodas, and here I am. also a steak. I cannot poop.
What sits in from of me is a Saline liquid Laxative. If i have a complete bowel obstruction, I once consuming this I will experience the worst pain known to man that can be felt in my colon, and have to be rushed to the hospital possibly for surgery. If i do not have a complete bowel obstruction, well I may be able to poop and get that damn thing out of there.
Other possibilites: Appendicitis. I have had a slight fever for the past 3 days, however it has not gotten worse nor has the pain. I am tender about an inch to the right parallel with my naval. I do not think I have Appendicitis.
Do I drink the Laxative and report the results? Or do I just go to the hospital.
What do you think SE++?
What sits in from of me is a Saline liquid Laxative. If i have a complete bowel obstruction, I once consuming this I will experience the worst pain known to man that can be felt in my colon, and have to be rushed to the hospital possibly for surgery. If i do not have a complete bowel obstruction, well I may be able to poop and get that damn thing out of there.
Other possibilites: Appendicitis. I have had a slight fever for the past 3 days, however it has not gotten worse nor has the pain. I am tender about an inch to the right parallel with my naval. I do not think I have Appendicitis.
Do I drink the Laxative and report the results? Or do I just go to the hospital.
What do you think SE++?
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Go to your local dealer and get some pain killers.
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I actually think that pain killers may be the issue here. For the past 3 weeks I have been taking painkillers to deal with cluster headaches. I forgot long term narcotic use causes Constipation.
we should probably just remove your entire colon to be sure
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One time I thought I was constipated and took a laxative. About five minutes later I had a perfectly normal poop. The following hours were not fun
he asked the doctor if there was a chance he would have been able to shit it out without medical assistance and the doctor said "no man that shit was like cement"
Try the laxative, and if that doesn't work make sure someone with transport can take you to the emergency room or whatever immediately. You could skip the laxative part and make an appointment with your doctor, if you have one.
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Funny thing is that there might be better absorption then.
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alternative choice, and i swear to god this works and is awful, but get a whole cabbage, boil said cabbage, eat whole cabbage.
wait about half an hour, maybe an hour. your bowels will clear themselves and it will be the worst stench known to man, but you'll feel so much better. this exact thing happened to my cousin and that is what my dad had him do after even laxatives wouldn't work
I don't, i normally just go to urgent care because my insurance covers those visits 90%. I should probably go in tomorrow after i take my little brother to school. I just wanted some second opinions
9 times out of 10 it ends up workin' just fine
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oh wow. Now I'm scared.
then not only are you in the right place should something seriously bad happen, but, they can analyze the situation more accurately
have you considered that maybe you're the hulk and you just forgot about it
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Lets talk about poop stories.
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My brother sends me pictures of his shits all the time, its fuckin gross don't do that shit.
Unless they truly are epic.
or was it the day before yesterday
Probably the cause that led to Goatse.
It was a relatively normal poop, not too big, not too small