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The crows....must die....
Sgt Eversman
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So there is a whole murder of crows living in the woods behind my house. They are loud and annoying and they stole food from my barbecue. That last one was my breaking point.
The crows must die.
Now, I have several handguns, and I would shoot them outright if only it wasn't completely illegal for me to discharge a firearm in a neighborhood with children. A bit of a conundrum. I still had the possibility of using a CO2 / Air Rifle, but god knows if a pellet would be accurate enough or travel fast enough to tag them if they start flying off when I come outside.
What to do?
I found my solution today at Wal-Mart for under $100.
A .22 break-barrel air rifle....and shotgun.
Yes, that's right. An air shotgun. It comes with a 25-pack of these
which should be perfect for decimating the population this weekend without any LEO interference. I've fired off a few rounds for testing (pellet and shotgun) and I'm pretty damn impressed so far.
FOCUS: What animals / bugs/ [strike]people[/strike] annoy the hell out of you?
The crows must die.
Now, I have several handguns, and I would shoot them outright if only it wasn't completely illegal for me to discharge a firearm in a neighborhood with children. A bit of a conundrum. I still had the possibility of using a CO2 / Air Rifle, but god knows if a pellet would be accurate enough or travel fast enough to tag them if they start flying off when I come outside.
What to do?
I found my solution today at Wal-Mart for under $100.
A .22 break-barrel air rifle....and shotgun.
Yes, that's right. An air shotgun. It comes with a 25-pack of these
which should be perfect for decimating the population this weekend without any LEO interference. I've fired off a few rounds for testing (pellet and shotgun) and I'm pretty damn impressed so far.
FOCUS: What animals / bugs/ [strike]people[/strike] annoy the hell out of you?
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It was an old kid's Daisy under less than half pressure, so it didn't hurt much, but she was so confused.
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I know children can be pretty shitty but dont you think your dad took it a bit far by killing them?
Just kinda for the hell of it
Or maybe to vent my frustration at not being able to walk around the neighborhood shooting everyone's dogs
On the way home, its body was still there, in the middle of the road. I thought I should probably scoop it up and put it in bin or something but it was all kinda mushy.
That they are probably shitting on my car right now.
Run Bambi, Dex is in the forest.
Supressor. Then no one will know, including the police.
because they have a tendency to kill members of the murder who aren't pulling their weight
If the animals lose that, they'll kill us all.
not really. they'll just eat nuts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGPGknpq3e0
edit: stupid youtube
Watch out for the cajun dude with the diabeetus.
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Im not sure a scarecrow would really work. Obviously brutal violance is the only way to get rid of them.
That shit stopped when the Raven started attacking kids that got too close to the guy, Janitor came out with a BB gun and blasted the fucker one day.
but
they stole your fucking meat
burn their children alive before them and paint your body with their ash
man that is sweet but i kill monkeys with my bare hands
And then the raven was nevermore.
Sorry.
Nah like rip off their heads and paint youself in the blood that comes pumping from their neck stump, then burn the bodies and add the ashes here and there for effect.
That'll teach them not to steal a man's meat.