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Breaking Bones and Riding Elephants

lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
Okay, forget about all other movies coming out in the future, because you only need to know of one:

Motherfuckin Ong Bak 2

Oh my god, watch that trailer and if it doesn't make you want to watch that movie, then i'm sorry, but you have no soul

i'm glad to see it has two main ingredients for a tony jaa movie:
1) ridiculous sound effects
and
2) elephants

Tony Jaa, starring and directing it:
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It isn't a direct sequel, kinda travels back in time. but thats even better. because you can forget about how corny and bad the acting and lines are.

If you haven't seen Tony Jaa in action, go out and rent Ong Bak and The Protector. The stories are kinda dumb, but who cares about story when you got crazy shit like this going on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K06wDn3XsZE

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    once again when i wake up i get to play "what semlls like cat piss"

    one of these days its gonna be me

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    gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I like it when he jumps and elbows a guy in the top of the head and he goes through the floor.

    Good times.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I want to learn Muay Thai so I can wreck helicopters with a speedboat.

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    Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, if Tony Jaa would stop killing so many damn stuntmen he might be able to make movies faster.

    It takes time to grow more stuntmen, Tony, stop elbowing them in the trachea please.

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    noluitnoluit Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Do he jump through barbed wire hoops in this movie? If not it is not worth my time.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Fuck yes Ong Bak 2
    The first one was the first movie to make me wince and cheer at the same time
    Splitting the dude's helmet with his knee, setting his damn legs on fire. So great.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    tsplitter wrote: »
    once again when i wake up i get to play "what semlls like cat piss"

    one of these days its gonna be me

    We locked the dog up today when we left for work today because she possibly has a bladder infection. Again.

    I don't really like hardwood floors, but at least they don't hold dog piss in them for all eternity. Gonna have to go with that in our next house.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ong Bak was not a good movie.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Ong Bak was not a good movie.

    Because it was an awesome movie.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Protector > Ong Bak

    scratch that The Protector > all kungfu style movies

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    Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    noluit wrote: »
    Do he jump through barbed wire hoops in this movie? If not it is not worth my time.

    Right. Because jumping through a hoop was the only notable stunt in Ong Bak.
    Franko wrote:
    The Protector > Ong Bak

    That's like saying sex on a Friday is better than sex on a Monday. You might prefer one to the other, but really, in the end are you going to turn either one down?

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeesss I am so happy.

    My favourite movies

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    OH MY GOD. i love you lostwords

    i want to give you a big hug on saturday for making this thread. i am so happy now.

    also, if you want to go on the town and pick fights, i will totally break people for you

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Ong Bak was not a good movie.

    Apparently you watched the wrong movie with that title. The one I saw was cheesy with some of the greatest martial arts stunts ever filmed. It was fantastic.

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    AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yes, must watch.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    and i love that continous shot in the OP. it came out way before children of men and i am happy about that

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    OH MY GOD. i love you lostwords

    i want to give you a big hug on saturday for making this thread. i am so happy now.

    also, if you want to go on the town and pick fights, i will totally break people for you

    but who will play the part of the elephant we have to track down?

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This is the best news I have read in ever.

    Ong Bak was awesome.

    I originally watched with my sister because she had just come back from Kenya and heard that there was some crazy movie with a tuk-tuk chase scene and wanted to watch it because she rode in tuk-tuks.

    Then it turned out being the most amazing thing ever.

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    AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    when I was in india it was amazing to watch people stuff their immediate and extended families all into one tuk-tuk.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh god, I loved the Protector.

    Ong Bak was good, but seriously... the Protector kicked the shit out of it.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    OH MY GOD. i love you lostwords

    i want to give you a big hug on saturday for making this thread. i am so happy now.

    also, if you want to go on the town and pick fights, i will totally break people for you

    but who will play the part of the elephant we have to track down?

    i told wook in the camwhore thread that i wanted to wrestle him and he should come to stale's but he said it was too far

    so there goes our elephant

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    OH MY GOD. i love you lostwords

    i want to give you a big hug on saturday for making this thread. i am so happy now.

    also, if you want to go on the town and pick fights, i will totally break people for you

    but who will play the part of the elephant we have to track down?

    i told wook in the camwhore thread that i wanted to wrestle him and he should come to stale's but he said it was too far

    so there goes our elephant

    man, i'm tempted to bring my dvds of the two movies so we can have ridiculous action movies to watch while drinking at stale's

    we can fast forward through the stories, have a drinking game. take a sip whenever you hear someone's bones breaking

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    once again when i wake up i get to play "what semlls like cat piss"

    one of these days its gonna be me

    We locked the dog up today when we left for work today because she possibly has a bladder infection. Again.

    I don't really like hardwood floors, but at least they don't hold dog piss in them for all eternity. Gonna have to go with that in our next house.

    those wood laminate floors are pretty indestructible.

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    Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I got bored 50 seconds into that clip, so... I guess I have no soul.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    To clarify, Ong Bak was a fantastic martial arts stunt demonstration dispersed throughout a terrible movie.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    OH MY GOD. i love you lostwords

    i want to give you a big hug on saturday for making this thread. i am so happy now.

    also, if you want to go on the town and pick fights, i will totally break people for you

    but who will play the part of the elephant we have to track down?

    i told wook in the camwhore thread that i wanted to wrestle him and he should come to stale's but he said it was too far

    so there goes our elephant

    man, i'm tempted to bring my dvds of the two movies so we can have ridiculous action movies to watch while drinking at stale's

    we can fast forward through the stories, have a drinking game. take a sip whenever you hear someone's bones breaking

    yes yessssssssssssssssss. between stale's and driving so much, i don't think i'm going to sleep from saturday morning until monday night

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I winced so many times during Ong Bak and Tom Yum Goong

    I was just like "NO NO NO WHY NO DON'T ELBOW HIS HEAD FFFFFUUUUCCCKKK"

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    Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I got bored 50 seconds into that clip, so... I guess I have no soul.

    That clip is actually not one of the better fight scenes in the movie. The thing that's amazing about it is that it was completely shot in one continuous take. Which is why he doesn't use some of his more spectacular choreography.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    To clarify, Ong Bak was a fantastic martial arts stunt demonstration dispersed throughout a terrible movie.
    As opposed to all of those other martial arts films which were cinematic masterpieces.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    To clarify, Ong Bak was a fantastic martial arts stunt demonstration dispersed throughout a terrible movie.
    As opposed to all of those other martial arts films which were cinematic masterpieces.

    thank you. i've been thinking the same thing.

    we rule callius

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    next thing you know, NaS is gunna start ragging on Crippled Masters like it wasn't some goddamn oscar nominee

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    "What the hell. why didn't they just get people who could act instead of real cripples? Forrest Gump had it."

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Warrior King was better than Ong Bak because Tony beats up Wrestlers using elephant bones.

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