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Skull Man
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So I'm delivering two large black olive and sausage pizzas to room number 17 at the Stiles Motel, and I park in front of the room, because it's on the ground floor, and I take the four steps to the door, one, two three four, and I knock, and before my hand hits the door the second time it's open, and there's the guy, the guy who ordered the pizza, and he's old, and he smells like Luden's Cherry Cough Drops, and he has thick glasses and he's wearing a white wifebeater and suspenders and old black pants and he says, Why don't you come in, and I take one step inside, and I put the pizzas on the table by the door and I notice that there's already two boxes of pizza from other pizza places and a bag of Chinese food, and it doesn't look like any of it's been opened, and before I can comment on this he asks how much the pizza is, and I say Twenty eighteen, and he hands me a twenty and a quarter, and he brushes against my hand as he puts the money in my hand, and he says, I only tip people who deserve it, and I say, sorry it's a little late, took me a while to find the place, and he says, that's not what I meant, and I don't say anything, and he says, you can still earn that tip, boy, and I say, I'm gonna go, and I take the one step backwards and the four steps to my car and I drive away, and when I get back there's the same order to the same room, again, and I tell my boss I'm not making that delivery, and I tell him why, and long story short my nickname at work is now Prettyboy.
TL,DR
Anyone else ever have anything like this happen on the job?
Some creepyfuck coworker or customer making your life weird?
Also, I'm looking for a roommate in the Austin area, starting in August/September, anyone interested?
So.
So I'm delivering two large black olive and sausage pizzas to room number 17 at the Stiles Motel, and I park in front of the room, because it's on the ground floor, and I take the four steps to the door, one, two three four, and I knock, and before my hand hits the door the second time it's open, and there's the guy, the guy who ordered the pizza, and he's old, and he smells like Luden's Cherry Cough Drops, and he has thick glasses and he's wearing a white wifebeater and suspenders and old black pants and he says, Why don't you come in, and I take one step inside, and I put the pizzas on the table by the door and I notice that there's already two boxes of pizza from other pizza places and a bag of Chinese food, and it doesn't look like any of it's been opened, and before I can comment on this he asks how much the pizza is, and I say Twenty eighteen, and he hands me a twenty and a quarter, and he brushes against my hand as he puts the money in my hand, and he says, I only tip people who deserve it, and I say, sorry it's a little late, took me a while to find the place, and he says, that's not what I meant, and I don't say anything, and he says, you can still earn that tip, boy, and I say, I'm gonna go, and I take the one step backwards and the four steps to my car and I drive away, and when I get back there's the same order to the same room, again, and I tell my boss I'm not making that delivery, and I tell him why, and long story short my nickname at work is now Prettyboy.
TL,DR
I got propositioned by an elderly man while making a pizza delivery
Anyone else ever have anything like this happen on the job?
Some creepyfuck coworker or customer making your life weird?
Also, I'm looking for a roommate in the Austin area, starting in August/September, anyone interested?
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faggot
the new generation is doomed
I wouldn't like it
but I'd look at it
When a large group of high school cheerleaders walks by. I pay no mind until one of them returns and proceeds to flash me and run off screaming.
I was traumatized.
Secret Satan
for cock
STEAM!
So that's when you found out you were gay, huh.
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I mean
So you could've gotten the tip and the five dollars
that's all really
but alas it was by a man
His disappointment is palpable.
I don't know
I mean, where I work delivery is done by whoever's the least busy
if I had taken too long getting back I would have gotten in trouble
how long does it take to perform a sexual favor for an old man
I mean, ballpark
I have been given beer, spirits and the pizzas I delivered as gifts.
One dude even gave me a VHS of a revenge of the nerds style movie.
Satans..... hints.....
was it on accident or what
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Tits can be accidental, butts are always intentional.
I always tip like 7 bucks and the dude looks like he's horrified to come to my place. The minute I sign the reciept and hand it back to him he's out of there as quickly as possible.
The guy from roundtable is cool though, we talk and shoot the shit. He delievered to my place for a party I was having and my friends tried to get him to stay for a game of beer pong, but he couldn't. I'm guessing that's why he's cool with me.
You think a VHS is code for anal sex nowdays BusterK?
Satans..... hints.....
Dru I wouldn't do that, you're already a suspect in this investigation!
n-neville?
dude was bound and determined to pay for some kind of sexual favor
he just had a really lousy plan