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[Phalla] Kingdom of Wei - Wu Takes over China

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Day 7 Narration-

    Death of Emperor Ling – 228 A.D.
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    Emperor Ling, surrounded by assassins

    The past few years have not been good to the Kingdom of Shu. Since the death of Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei, the citizens of Shu have struggled both in battles and socially. They fought on however because they believed in their Emperor and he was finally beginning to turn around. He made taxes lower and provided land to people who were in need. However this blessing upon the Shu kingdom was short lived, as in 228 A.D., Emperor Ling was found dead. The citizens of Shu went into despair, but continued to press on. They elected a new leader but decided to keep the name a secret.

    The other kingdoms didn’t fare much better. Gan Ning of the Wu clan was discovered by his maid one morning with his throat slit open. The amount of assassinations that were happening in the clans led to an increased paranoia in all of China. The hunt for spies accelerated in the Wei clan. The citizens of Wei were suspicious of Kingmole and sent their army to interrogate him; however, he was discovered to have been assassinated as well. The army then decided to go after another person who they had suspicion of, Exarch. They searched through his home and found him hiding in a closet; They tortured Exarch until he finally admitted to have committed treason against the Wei and to have sided with the Wu. He was executed the next day.

    The first thing the new Emperor of Shu did when he took power was to find a scapegoat to get the citizens of China to rally around. He was told that TheLawinator was someone who most people hated, however as he was sending his personal army to TheLawinator’s home, he received a message from Sun Quan asking to veto the vote. The Emperor decided to go after another person who people hated, Ryadic, but when they arrived at his home, he was found dead. Finally Ling heard whispers of dislike for eecc, and he sent his army to his house. He was found alive and executed in the middle of the capital city by Guillotine. It turned out that eecc was the Wei leader and the Wei had to elect a new leader, as with the other clans they kept this name close to their heart as assassination attempts have been on the rise. The Kingdoms are wearing thin and it seems that an end may be in sight.

    ~Chen Shou
    Historian for the Kingdom of Shu








    Sun Quan decided to Veto tonight’s vote.

    A new leader has been declared in Shu.

    A new leader has been declared in Wei.



    List of the Dead:
    Lonelyahava – Emperor Ling
    eecc – Sima Yan and Commander in Chief and Leader
    Exarch – Wei Assassin
    Kingmole – Wu Spy
    Ryadic- Gan Ning
    El Skid – Member of the Council of Sun Quan


    List of the Insane:
    Thetheroo
    Grundlterror


    PMs are going out.

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    OoooooOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOoOOOo

    Always look on the bright side of death,
    Dah dah, dah dah, dah dah dah dah dah dah!
    Just before you draw your terminal breath.

    I get more time to dedicate to Brawl! Win-win! =)

    Thanks guys, been fun!

    ooOOoOOOooOOOOoooooOOOOOOO

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    Penny Arcade Developers at PADev.net.
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    CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I guess that had to be done (except the eecc part, Sun Khaaaaaaaaaan!).

    Well Karar, it's just you and me.

    Celebrim on
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    CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ianator wrote: »
    Go figure.

    I blame Celebrim!

    I agree !Celebrim !Celebrim

    Celebrim on
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    KingMoleKingMole Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    OoooOOoooooOO

    Damn you Gan Ning and your mortality!

    oooOOoooOOOOo

    KingMole on
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    KararKarar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Celebrim wrote: »
    I guess that had to be done (except the eecc part, Sun Khaaaaaaaaaan!).

    Well Karar, it's just you and me.

    Shall we set fire to our city and die fighting at the gate?

    Karar
    Karar

    Karar on
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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hehe, was waiting for thaaatttoooooOoOooOOooOooooo

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
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    CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I guess you're right Grundl. Back to the RNG

    To prevent crazy Quan action taking out all of Wei.

    !Retract Celebrim
    !Speedyswaf (I'll let Wu kill the ones with actual powers)

    Celebrim on
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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Day 8 Narration-

    The End of An Era – 240 A.D.
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    Sun Quan, looking over his new land

    The replacement for Emperor Ling was not prepared for the situation at all; he was young, easily influenced, and corrupted. Dong Zhuo took advantage of this by convincing the new Emperor to give Dong his army back. Dong told the Emperor that he would use this army to reunite China. However he failed to mention which Kingdom he would support with his new army. Dong decided to side with the Wu and with Dong’s newly acquired army the Wu kingdom began to conquer the remaining defenseless provinces. Dong caught wind that his apprentice Lu Bu was planning to kill Dong in his sleep and a paranoid Dong decided to kill Lu Bu before he could even try.

    The Shu and Wei Kingdoms were crumbling to the Wu’s campaign. The Shu leader and the Wei leader met on the border between the two kingdoms at a fort in the Central Plains. They united their army together for one final stand. They set up multiple defenses at the front gates against the Wu and were sure they were going to win. What they didn’t plan was that Jiang Wei, the chief strategist for the Shu had committed treason and was now siding with the Wu. Jiang Wei dug a tunnel that went from the cellar of the fort to a cave where the Wu were hiding. The Wu snuck into the fort in the middle of the night and murdered everyone while they were sleeping and defenseless. The remaining members of Shu and Wei conceded and pronounced Sun Quan to be the new leader of China.

    News of Sun Quan becoming the new leader of China spread quickly, and many people were overzealous that the fighting was finally over. Sun Quan, as he promised he would, immediately repealed all taxes, removed the Eunuchs from office, and created communes for those too poor to afford land. Zuo Ci went into the capital city and asked that his end of the bargain be fulfilled. Sun Quan obliged and demanded that each citizen of China be well versed in the Taoist teachings. The period known as the War of the Three Kingdoms was finally over, and China’s peace has been restored.

    ~Chen Shou
    Historian for the Kingdom of Wu







    Sun Quan decided to Veto tonight’s vote.


    List of the Dead:
    Infidel - Lu Bu
    TheLawinator - Zhao Yun
    Karar - Wei Assassin
    Typhus - Member of the Council of Sun Quan



    Surviving Members:
    Kingdom of Shu

    Speedyswaf – Shu Soldier
    Cynic Jester –
    Jiang Wei
    Ianator – Liu Shan
    Thetheroo – Shu Soldier


    Kingdom of Wei

    Celebrim- Wei Assassin

    Kingdom of Wu

    Evilbob – Dong Zhuo
    Grundlterror – Wu Soldier
    Nion – Sun Quan


    No one left in China can stop the Wu.


    Wu takes over China and are declared the winners. Please post in the Wu thread for end game discussion.

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