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[Phalla] Kingdom of Wu - Wu Takes over China

iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
edited July 2008 in Critical Failures
Romance of the Three Kingdoms Phalla

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An Empire, long divided, must unite: long united, must divide.


There is rampant corruption in the Government. Peasants are dying from floods, plagues and locusts. Those who do not die from natural disasters will starve to death due to the high taxes opposed upon them by the Government. The people are ready for a change. Are you?


Overview:

Welcome to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms Phalla. This is a phalla that will include 3 factions with spies from the other factions hidden amongst each faction. Standard phalla roles are included as well as some non standard ones. For those of you who don’t know what a phalla is, check it out here.

No prior knowledge of the lore is needed as this game is only loosely based on it, but it could come in handy.

Note: There will be voluntary conversion in this game, if you do not want to play with voluntary conversion (person being converted can choose to convert or not), don’t sign up.

Disclaimer: Almost everyone has a power this game and the game may be unbalanced, but I took the time to look for any potential game breakers and tried my best to make sure that everyone has an even shot at winning.

Special thanks to Ardor and Thorgot for helping me with mechanics.

Rules:
  • This will be a 54 person game, with 3 factions of 18 people.
  • Guards will only prevent ONE assassination attempt.
  • Deaths will be player and role only, not method of death, although hints may be given in the narration.
  • Powers and mechanics in this game WILL change as time goes on.
  • Beginning Leaders:
    • Shu – Emperor Ling
    • Wei – Cao Cao
    • Wu – Sun Quan
  • A leader has two lives.
  • Each night the leaders will PM me his/her choice for the next person to take the throne. If that leader dies, the person he/she chooses will become the new leader.
  • Standard Phalla Rules Apply: No Anonymous Contact, No Contact between the living and the dead, No quoting of Role PMs/Screenshots etc. If you have a question of whether something is allowed please ask me for a clarification first.
  • You may only post in your thread, but you may communicate with anyone through other means (PM, IM, Proboards, etc).
  • Send me the links to any Proboards you decide to use.


Voting:

You most vote for one person within your faction in !Red. This is to get rid of the traitors within your faction. The top vote is then interrogated. If the winner was a traitor then they are killed. If the winner was a loyal member then they instead are driven to the point of insanity, and lose all their powers for the rest of the game.

You must also vote for an additional person from any faction in !Magenta. The winner of this vote is tried for treason and executed.

Inactivity:


I won’t make a post requirement that you have to follow, but please don’t be inactive or you will be replaced. Make sure you send in your actions and cast a vote each night.


Vote/Action Close:

Votes and Actions are deemed final by 9 P.M. EST, 6 P.M. Pacific, only actions/votes from 8:59 P.M. EST and before count.

Notice:In addition, I need to leave town next weekend from Friday evening to early Sunday, thus that will be an extended day as well, lasting from 9 PM on Thursday to 9PM on Sunday. Go enjoy your summer weekends!

Sign up in !Lime if you are interested.

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Player List
    Sign Up List
    1. Locus
    2. Redbird
    3. Obbi
    4. Arkas
    5. Exarch
    6. B:L
    7. Maximus
    8. Thetheroo
    9. Toxic Toys
    10. Look Out it's Sabs!
    11. Plutonium
    12. Shamus
    13. Fembot
    14. INeedNoSalt
    15. Zot
    16. Ryadic
    17. DasUberEdward
    18. enlightenedbum
    19. Balefuego
    20. MrBlarney
    21. PrecisionK
    22. Aroduc
    23. Cheez
    24. Celebrim
    25. Hylianbunny
    26. Lonelyahava
    27. KrataLightBlade
    28. El Skid
    29. Ianator
    30. Varcaryn
    31. TehSloth
    32. Tyler
    33. eecc
    34. DamnedLibrarian
    35. Seriously
    36. Last Son
    37. Lignisse
    38. Evilbob
    39. Typhus
    40. the wook
    41. Elldren
    42. Wildcat
    43. Kingmole
    44. Cynic Jester
    45. Nion
    46. Frostmist
    47. Stormwind
    48. Karar
    49. Crimsoncoyote
    50. Trust
    51. TehSpectre
    52. Infidel
    53. Grundlterror
    54. Bliss101



    Reserves
    1. Mr. Defecation
    2. SpeedySwaf
    3. TheLawinator
    4. JoschuaESQ
    5. NiceguyMyeye
    6. Freeagent

    Kingdom of Shu

    Speedyswaf
    Cynic Jester
    Ianator
    Thetheroo

    Kingdom of Wei

    Celebrim

    Kingdom of Wu

    Evilbob
    Grundlterror
    Nion


    Villager PMs
    Shu:
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    You are a member of the Shu Army. Despite being the rightful heirs to the throne, there are many clans protesting your sovereignty.

    Win Condition: Shu is the last faction standing and takes over China.

    Wei:

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    You are a member of the Wei Army. Known for your ruthless nature, you believe that the most powerful should be the heirs to China, and the most powerful are, of course, the Wei.

    Win Condition: Wei is the last faction standing and takes over China.

    Wu:
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    You are a member of the Wu Army. The Wu believe that their intelligence can solve a lot of the problems that China is facing and you can't comprehend why people won't just surrender to your clan.

    Win Condition: Wu is the last faction standing and takes over China.

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Clarifications
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Question-

    If we are driven to insanity does that mean we cannot vote anymore?

    No, you lose all your special powers. Voting is default.
    Ianator wrote: »
    Okay, so just to make sure, can we look at the other factions' threads to determine who to execute?

    Yes you may look through other threads just not post in them.

    !Clarification: Does a leader's extra life work against the execution vote or interrogation vote?

    Works against the execution vote, if they are interrogated they still lose all their powers.

    I'm confused about last faction standing, does that mean we just have to kill the other two clans or get rid of spies too?

    You have to be the last faction standing, meaning no spies can be alive and both clans have to have no members alive.

    Request for clarification: if we are red voted, does any ability we have activate that night, or does the red vote take precedence?

    Both the interrogation and the execution votes come AFTER all actions.
    Are our ability targets restricted to being within our kingdom?

    Unless expressly stated as such, all abilities are cross-kingdom.

    Results
    Day 1
    Sun Quan decided to Veto tonight’s vote.

    List of the Dead:
    Mr BlarneyShu Spy
    AroducWei Spy
    Hylianbunny – Member of the Council of Sun Quan
    PrecisionK – Member of the Syndicate of Corrupters


    List of the Insane:
    Thetheroo
    Enlightenedbum
    Grundlterror

    TehSpectre is being replaced by Mr. Defecation.
    Balefuego is being replaced by Speedyswaf.

    Day 2


    Sun Quan decided to Veto tonight’s vote.

    Lu Bu has fended off an attack from a Wei Assassin. “Do you think a simple assassin could stop the great Lu Bu?”



    List of the Dead:
    CrimsonCoyote Wei Spy
    Look Out It’s Sabs Wei Spy

    List of the Insane:
    DasUberEdward
    Celebrim

    Zot is being replaced by TheLawinator

    Day 3
    Sun Quan decided to Veto tonight’s vote

    Gan Ning has scared the population into not voting Locus for interrogation


    List of the Dead:
    Trust Wu Spy
    ElldrenShu SpySyndicate of Corrupters
    B:L – Member of the Council of Sun Quan
    Redbird – Zhang Liao
    Cheez – Zhou Yu

    List of the Insane:
    Ianator

    Winner (Removed from the Game)
    LignisseZuo Ci

    Day 4
    List of the Dead:
    LocusWu Spy
    Seriously – Shu Soldier
    Obbi – Zhuge Liang
    DasUberEdward - Monk
    StormwindShu Spy
    TehSloth – Xu Chu
    Arkas – Sima Zhao
    The Wook – Member of the Syndicate of Corrupters and Member of the Council of Sun Quan


    List of the Insane:
    Tyler



    Day 5
    A new leader has been declared in Wei.

    List of the Dead
    Wildcat - Liu Bei
    Fembot - Cao Cao
    Enlightenedbum - Wei Assassin
    Frostmist - Wei Assassin

    Mr. Defecation - Wei Spy and Member of the Syndicate of Corrupters
    INeedNoSalt - Shu Spy
    Toxic Toys - Member of the Syndicate of Corrupters and Commander in Chief

    List of the Insane
    Speedyswaf
    Celebrim

    Day 6

    Sun Quan decided to Veto tonight’s vote.

    Gan Ning has scared the population into not voting for Kingmole



    List of the Dead:
    Kratalightblade - He Jin and Commander in Chief
    Last Son - Zhang Fei
    Plutonium - Guan Yu
    Maximus - Wu Spy
    Shamus - Sima Yi
    damnedLibrarian - Dian Wei
    Varcayn- Monk
    Tyler - Council of Sun Quan
    Bliss101- Monk

    List of the Insane:
    Celebrim
    Grundlterror

    Day 7
    Sun Quan decided to Veto tonight’s vote.

    A new leader has been declared in Shu.

    A new leader has been declared in Wei.



    List of the Dead:
    Lonelyahava – Emperor Ling
    eecc – Sima Yan and Commander in Chief and Leader
    Exarch – Wei Assassin
    Kingmole – Wu Spy
    Ryadic- Gan Ning
    El Skid – Member of the Council of Sun Quan

    List of the Insane:
    Thetheroo
    Grundlterror

    Day 8

    Sun Quan decided to Veto tonight’s vote.


    List of the Dead:
    Infidel - Lu Bu
    TheLawinator - Zhao Yun
    Karar - Wei Assassin
    Typhus - Member of the Council of Sun Quan


    Day 0 Narration
    Day 1 Narration
    Day 2 Narration
    Day 3 Narration
    Day 4 Narration
    Day 5 Narration
    Day 6 Narration
    Day 7 Narration
    Day 8 Narration

    The Three Kingdoms
    Kingdom of Shu
    Kingdom of Wei
    Kingdom of Wu

    Dead Thread, including Roles and Nightly Actions

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Day 0 Narration-

    Death of Emperor Huan – 168 A.D.

    There was once an Emperor named Emperor Zhi whose rule was tenuous and ruthless. His violent oppression to those who stood in his way certainly caused a few citizens to turn their heads. One of those citizens was a young boy by the name of Huan. Huan made it his duty to make sure that Emperor Zhi was removed from power. In order to do so, he enlisted the help of the Eunuchs, which were a very organized group of scrupulous individuals. With the Eunuchs backing him up, he succeeded in assassinating Emperor Zhi and claimed the throne.

    However, the Eunuchs demanded compensation for the help that they provided and Huan was so appreciative that he put many of them in prominent government positions. This led to heightened amounts of corruption in the government, this corruption became so rampant that hundreds of students decided to stage a protest in order to ask Emperor Huan to remove the Eunuchs from power. Instead of listening to the students, he had them all imprisoned. It turned out he was not that far from the tenuous and ruthless leader that Emperor Zhi was. The corruption and terrible leadership by Emperor Huan caused people to look for other leaders to follow. This caused China to become divided and eventually the drift became so great that there were rebellions and deaths everywhere. Emperor Huan did nothing to stop this during his reign and soon died of old age, causing an 11 year old boy named Ling to ascend to the throne. With all the warring states in China, what could an 11 year old boy do to help unite China? Only time can tell.

    ~Chen Shou
    Historian for the Kingdom of Shu

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nothing is the answer, you silly Aroduc.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So, Wu, whatta we do?

    I think it's time to make an appropriate avatar

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This should be interesting.

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    36 chamers biaaaaaaa

    diversify yo bondz

    edit - i would change my avatar but im under strict orders not to do so by Neville

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    OH SHIT SON, WU IN THE HOUSE.

    TEHSPECTRE, B:L, AND PK. THE TRIPLE THREAT OF LIARS!

    HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY LOSE?

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh shit its Grundl, I will slap your ass Grundl.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I think we have the allstar team out of the three kingdoms.

    LOOK AT DAT ROSTER

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Time to spam this kingdom up.

    NO ROMANCE UP IN HERE, ONLY INCEST

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah that's right, it's me.

    Protect ya neck.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA WU WU

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah that's right, it's me.

    Protect ya neck.

    GET ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF. TIME TO USE LARGE FONT. I MISS YOU LARGE FONT.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    BEST PART IS, WE ONLY HAVE A COUPLE OF GUYS PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN, LIKE BLISS

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    precisionk wrote: »
    BEST PART IS, WE ONLY HAVE A COUPLE OF GUYS PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN, LIKE BLISS

    Yeah what's up with those guys I swear

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    THIS THREAD IS GOING TO PAGE 2 ON MY WINGS. I AM ABOUT TO RIP SHIT UP HERE.

    GOING TO THE TRACK TONIGHT. GONNA MAKE SOME MONEY AND ROLL WITH THE LADY AT MY SIDE.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    GOOD LORD DOES IT COST ALOT OF MONEY FOR LAND NOWADAYS.

    I WANT TO BUY A NICE PRE-FAB HOME AND THE FUCKING LAND AROUND IS A BILLION DOLLARS IF I WANT TO LIVE ANYWHERE CLOSE TO CIVILIZATION.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    LENIE'S SUMMER SHANDY IS PROBABLY THE BEST EVER SUMMER DRINK. I JUST WISH IT WASN'T SHUNNED TO ONLY SUMMER.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I ALSO AM GETTING A NEW JOB HERE SOON, NO MORE SITTING IN A DESK ON MY ASS ALL DAY.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    PROTIP AT THE TRACK: THE BEST SITUATION YOU CAN FIND ON THE TRACK IS TO FIND THE LONE SPEED IN THE RACE. IF YOU DO, BET IT. YOU WILL WIN MEGA BUCKS.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I HOPE I GET TO BE SHANG TSUNG, LEADER OF THE WU PEOPLE IN THIS GAME. I LOVE THAT POWER.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ALL THIS PHALLA HAS GOT ME JONESING FOR BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA. THAT IS PROBABLY THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    HAIKU IN YOU

    IS LIKE A DOG WITH A BONE

    LOOKING FOR A HOLE

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Congrats and good luck, pk.

    I was just watching Big Trouble in Little China today at work, actually.


    New page is new.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    LETS BRING THIS DISCUSSION TO PAGE 2, TAKE THESE BROKEN WINGS AND LEARN TO FLY AGAIN, LEARN TO LIVE SO FREE.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    GENTS, I RAN OUT OT STEAM, I WILL LEAVE THE DISCUSSION UP TO YOU UNTIL I GET BACK FROM THE TRACK, PROBABLY DRUNK.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    Congrats and good luck, pk.

    I was just watching Big Trouble in Little China today at work, actually.


    New page is new.

    IT IS AN AMAZING MOVIE. MY NEXT CAT WILL BE NAMED MEOW YIN.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    SHAMUS, I WILL NEVER DIE. I AM THE UNSTOPPABLE JUGGERNAUT THAT HAS BEEN TRAINED IN SAMURAI WAYS AND I ENJOY SUSHI TO TOP IT OFF.


    WU BIG FONT

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm scared.

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Realpost: So, first votes today are due on Sunday at 9 PM crazytime, correct?

    The day ends on Saturday at 9 PM due to an early head start.

    Please also remember that Magenta votes are for treason/execution.

    Red votes are for interrogation.

    You are allowed to browse other threads, just not post.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    36 chamers biaaaaaaa

    diversify yo bondz

    edit - i would change my avatar but im under strict orders not to do so by Neville

    shit yeah
    see you this weekend/tomorrow, yo!

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Last Son wrote: »
    Does each kingdom execute 1 person for treason each night, or are the votes from all kingdoms tallied and just the one person dies?

    All the votes are tallied and one person dies.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Does that go for interrogation too, or is that on a kingdom by kingdom basis?

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Elldren wrote: »
    Does that go for interrogation too, or is that on a kingdom by kingdom basis?

    Interrogation is on a kingdom by kingdom basis.

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited June 2008
    !Clarification: Does a leader's extra life work against the execution vote or interrogation vote?

    Works against the execution vote, if they are interrogated they still lose all their powers.

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    precisionk wrote: »
    BEST PART IS, WE ONLY HAVE A COUPLE OF GUYS PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN, LIKE BLISS

    Man what, what's wrong with what? I can pretend to be multiple women at once, mudwrestling atop a giant hippogryph what?





    Oh, wrong forum.

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Anyway I love how awesome our team is, as opposed to the others who all suck.

    We even got Boobs.

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    With boobs, we shall be unstoppable.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Unstoppable boobs? That sounds like traitorous talk! !Grundlterror

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