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Magic is bullshit

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
for serious

Magic

and I'm not talking that Criss Angel extreme escape bullshit

I'm talking magic

shit where people turn into ducks and shit

it's bullshit

who invented this shit

satan, right? Satan's a dick.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    No U R!

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    honor lock

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Look just because you weren't accepted into Hogwarts

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    honor ban

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Who the fuck turns someone into a newt?

    Seriously, a newt? Is that the best you could come up with?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    If a magician reveals the secrets of his profession, what happens to him?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Illusions. Tricks are something a whore does for money

    or candy

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Illusions. Tricks are something a whore does for money

    or candy

    or cocaine

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Turning someone into a duck is a pretty dick move.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    If a magician reveals the secrets of his profession, what happens to him?

    If it's a stage magician like Criss Angel, he's forever ostracized.

    If it's a real magician, then he fights a magician's duel against seven other magicians at the same time.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, now I kinda wanna read some Diana Wynne Jones books

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    cast 2 magicks

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I CAN CAST A SPELL

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    What part of honor lock did you queers not understand?

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    david blaine

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    What part of honor lock did you queers not understand?

    Deni, recommend a good brand of sub-$100 jeans please tia

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Is THIS your card?
    ks_kromarek.jpg

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Look just because you weren't accepted into Hogwarts

    He was, but he was expelled for having an improper relationship with the basilisk.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Look just because you weren't accepted into Hogwarts

    He was, but he was expelled for having an improper relationship with the basilisk.

    Define 'improper'.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Look just because you weren't accepted into Hogwarts

    He was, but he was expelled for having an improper relationship with the basilisk.

    Define 'improper'.

    Trouser snake took on a whole new meaning

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  • Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Look just because you weren't accepted into Hogwarts

    He was, but he was expelled for having an improper relationship with the basilisk.

    Define 'improper'.

    Trouser snake took on a whole new meaning

    www.instantrimshot.com

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    nothin-but-a.gif

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I miss Dr. Strange

    I hope he comes back at some point during Secret Invasion

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I GOT YOUR HONOR LOCK RIGHT HERE

    IN MY PANTS

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    HUFFLEPUFF HOOOOOOUSE!

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Turning someone into a dick is a pretty duck move.

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    What part of honor lock did you queers not understand?

    Deni, recommend a good brand of sub-$100 jeans please tia
    The Levi's fashion line, Skinner/Hesher, are pretty popular. You can get Rogan's for that price if you look around, they're made by the guy that started Paper Denim Cloth and are really nice.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    magic

    more like fagic

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    magic

    more like fagic

    that's really quite tragic

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I went and saw a magician in vegas. It was amusing when he was trying to instruct the foreign tourists that didn't speak english very well.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tony Stark is better anyway Shoe. First off, he uses SCIENCE! Second, he can see through satellites. Third, he's a billionaire.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    magic

    more like fagic

    that's really quite tragic

    there's nothing else that rhymes

    that's another reason I hate magic

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    magic

    more like fagic

    that's really quite tragic

    there's nothing else that rhymes

    that's another reason I hate magic

    yeah, I hit a brick wall after that.

    fucking magic

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I went out with a girl that was "studying magic". She was always wanting me to take some "magical herbs" and shit. When I first heard her talk about magical herbs, I was all down for it... but, they didn't exactly give the effect I was hoping for.

    She was really cute, but the amount of crazy packed into that girl was just too much.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    that's not magic

    that's wicca

    which is like magic only gay and boring and stupid and not magical

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    I went out with a girl that was "studying magic". She was always wanting me to take some "magical herbs" and shit. When I first heard her talk about magical herbs, I was all down for it... but, they didn't exactly give the effect I was hoping for.

    She was really cute, but the amount of crazy packed into that girl was just too much.

    you should've had sex.

    then said 'and now, for my greatest trick... i shall disappear'

    then put on your clothes and walked out the front door

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  • BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Are we talking about patronus charms in this thread?

    Because my animal would totally be a giraffe or some shit.

    Dementors bein all "Oh shit, black tongue!!"

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  • XagarathXagarath Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Man, now I kinda wanna read some Diana Wynne Jones books

    You should always want to.
    Even when asleep.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Roll for initiative

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