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[OM NOM]Dawn of War 2: FUCKING TYRANID GAMEPLAY MOVIE!

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Every time I think of the Inquisition I think of the conversation Taldeer has with the SM force commander when the Eldar attack the SM base in DC. I love that conversation.

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  • TheCrumblyCrackerTheCrumblyCracker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Goomba wrote: »
    Every time I think of the Inquisition I think of the conversation Taldeer has with the SM force commander when the Eldar attack the SM base in DC. I love that conversation.

    The Eldar never made it to my base as I always crushed them first, what do they say?

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  • The One Dark KnightThe One Dark Knight Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    GODDAM COMPARISON FINE

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  • DeadOnArrivalDeadOnArrival Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Admittedly that guardsman is pretty short at half my palm's height, but that doesn't change the fact that I'd squish them both with my feet which are bigger than they are.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Goomba wrote: »
    Every time I think of the Inquisition I think of the conversation Taldeer has with the SM force commander when the Eldar attack the SM base in DC. I love that conversation.

    The Eldar never made it to my base as I always crushed them first, what do they say?
    It's pretty geat.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Okay the Farseer was doing really good till the last comment. Then she just sounded like a really fancy 5 year old.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    The last comment is the best comment.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Looking for some size comparisons for Space Marines, and while I haven't found one yet there sure are some great pictures:
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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm an eldar fan, but Goomba is wrong about the last comment. It sucks pretty much.

    However, eldar yeeeeeah all buildin' teleporty bases.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    man dark eldar are great

    I don't see the "emo" in them at all

    what I see is hedonistic space pirates.

    you don't see "eehhhh we're doomed to be consumed by an evil god, ehhhh, look at our cursed fate, ehhhh" as emo?

    i mean the only difference is that to deal with it, they cut other people instead of themselves

    that's a pretty big difference son

    they also enslave, rape, pillage and burn because it makes them giggle

    See, they did similiar things before ladyboy slaneesh was born as well, because they thought it was fun and exciting to do.

    They're less emo and more "absolute degenerates and fuckcrazy"

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
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  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Looking for some size comparisons for Space Marines, and while I haven't found one yet there sure are some great pictures:
    OK-3.jpg

    size comparisons like this?

    Marine_Size_1000x571.jpg

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    No, see, the last comment she makes is great because everything Thule said applies perfectly to the Blood Ravens.

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  • DeadOnArrivalDeadOnArrival Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I didn't realise how universal the loin cloth is to all human shapes and sizes.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    But what about the toga?

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  • SpeedySwafSpeedySwaf Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Zzulu wrote: »
    man dark eldar are great

    I don't see the "emo" in them at all

    what I see is hedonistic space pirates.

    you don't see "eehhhh we're doomed to be consumed by an evil god, ehhhh, look at our cursed fate, ehhhh" as emo?

    i mean the only difference is that to deal with it, they cut other people instead of themselves

    that's a pretty big difference son

    they also enslave, rape, pillage and burn because it makes them giggle

    See, they did similiar things before ladyboy slaneesh was born as well, because they thought it was fun and exciting to do.

    They're less emo and more "absolute degenerates and fuckcrazy"
    I'm not sure, I found this on Wikiquote:
    The Dark Eldar are inured to terror and death, taking a positive delight in the infliction of pain and misery. Yet there is something that fills their race with an utter dread, driving them onto ever more despicable acts of wanton bloodshed and torture: the Great Enemy, the One Who Thirsts. What the relationship between the Great Enemy and the Dark Eldar is, it is impossible to say. Although the Dark Eldar revel in their own wickedness and evil, there is a desperation about them; an all-consuming horror that forces them to kill and main each other, to fall upon their prey without mercy, as if their very survival depended upon the extremity of the grievous deeds they perform.
    But then maybe this was retconned? It seems to happen a bit in the series.

    Anyway, the quote page is pretty cool.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Goomba wrote: »
    No, see, the last comment she makes is great because everything Thule said applies perfectly to the Blood Ravens.

    Well, A) No it doesn't. He called her a heretic and that would only be applicable coming from her if the Eldar held similarly oppressive religious values as the Space Marines. Which they don't. So no it's nonsensical.

    B) She just said "I know you are but wut am I?". Inherent fail.

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  • MarsMars Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The best part is that when attacking the Orks, she calls Gorgutz infantile for saying she's full of hot air, which is like, a billion times more mature than the "rubber vs glue" deal she tries to pull on Thule.

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  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Bros before Does Rollin' in the thlayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Admittedly that guardsman is pretty short at half my palm's height, but that doesn't change the fact that I'd squish them both with my feet which are bigger than they are.


    Dude you don't have any feet

    You're just some profile on a message board

    Who do you think you're foolin'

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    No, see, the last comment she makes is great because everything Thule said applies perfectly to the Blood Ravens.

    Well, A) No it doesn't. He called her a heretic and that would only be applicable coming from her if the Eldar held similarly oppressive religious values as the Space Marines. Which they don't. So no it's nonsensical.

    B) She just said "I know you are but wut am I?". Inherent fail.
    Uh, what? I'm saying that everything Thule said could be applied to the Blood Ravens. Which... I mean, I just said that.

    And no she didn't since Thule wasn't talking about Eldar and only Eldar, she was saying that... everything Thule said could be applied to the Blood Ravens. Again.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Goomba wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    No, see, the last comment she makes is great because everything Thule said applies perfectly to the Blood Ravens.

    Well, A) No it doesn't. He called her a heretic and that would only be applicable coming from her if the Eldar held similarly oppressive religious values as the Space Marines. Which they don't. So no it's nonsensical.

    B) She just said "I know you are but wut am I?". Inherent fail.
    Uh, what? I'm saying that everything Thule said could be applied to the Blood Ravens. Which... I mean, I just said that.

    And no she didn't since Thule wasn't talking about Eldar and only Eldar, she was saying that... everything Thule said could be applied to the Blood Ravens. Again.

    Goomba you're not making any damn sense. He said "We have found only deluded tyrants, heretics, and xenos scum on this world". She in return said "Perhaps you should have looked beyond your own mirror then" which is imperfect both logically and for being a fancy equivalent of a Kindergarten retort for reasons I've already gone into.

    And furthermore, EVERYONE is an idiot for even talking to Gorgutz. He's an ork, why would you bother

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    No, see, the last comment she makes is great because everything Thule said applies perfectly to the Blood Ravens.

    Well, A) No it doesn't. He called her a heretic and that would only be applicable coming from her if the Eldar held similarly oppressive religious values as the Space Marines. Which they don't. So no it's nonsensical.

    B) She just said "I know you are but wut am I?". Inherent fail.
    Uh, what? I'm saying that everything Thule said could be applied to the Blood Ravens. Which... I mean, I just said that.

    And no she didn't since Thule wasn't talking about Eldar and only Eldar, she was saying that... everything Thule said could be applied to the Blood Ravens. Again.

    Goomba you're not making any damn sense. He said "We have found only deluded tyrants, heretics, and xenos scum on this world".
    Yes, see, exactly. Think about it for a few seconds, if you have to.

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  • Zetetic ElenchZetetic Elench Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yeah, sorry, I'm not seeing how Thule/the Blood Ravens would be heretics as such in the eyes of the Eldar. Immature, barbaric idiots, maybe, but not really heretics.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    They aren't heretics in the eyes of the Eldar. I didn't ever mean to suggest that they were.

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  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Bros before Does Rollin' in the thlayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Guys, you're seriously trying to argue with Goomba.

    why you even gotta bother what the hell

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I think that they don't understand what I'm saying or I don't understand what they're saying or both, really.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Arguing with Goomba is like punching a donkey in the balls.

    All that happens is you both end up being below assholes.

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  • Zetetic ElenchZetetic Elench Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This is like that time in high school I tried to tell my friend that more people died in WWII than had ever died, ever, and try as he might he couldn't make me understand what was wrong with what I was saying.

    I totally know how he felt, now.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    So do you guys know the Blood Raven's secret, or what everyone assumes is their secret? If you don't know what it is I could see how you wouldn't get it, so to speak.

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  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Bros before Does Rollin' in the thlayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Their secret is that they're really big.

    But that wasn't actually revealed until was saw them in DoW2.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What is it?


    (Serious question)


    They're all Eldar in disguise?

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  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Bros before Does Rollin' in the thlayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    God dammit Scarab.

    What the hell is the point of secrets if you just reveal them all like it's GameFaqs around here?

    Read some Horus Heresy novels or something.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So i googled it and all i got was 'not much is known other than they have a high proportion of librarians'

    So I guess their secret is that the Blood Ravens are just nerds.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    heretics

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I don't want to spoil it for everyone but it has to do with the colors yellow and blue.

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  • Zetetic ElenchZetetic Elench Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    OHH. Yeah. I just remembered.

    Okay, makes sense then.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    They were probably founded by Thousand Sons something something.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2008
    Looking for some size comparisons for Space Marines, and while I haven't found one yet there sure are some great pictures:

    size comparisons like this?

    Marine_Size_1000x571.jpg
    man based on that a space marine is going to be hung like goddamn

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    most of them are sterile anyway

    the others have no use of their junk because you can't kill xeno scum with it

    well not as effectively as with a bolter anyway -

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    They could be like Gorillas, their giant frames hiding tiny wangs and a secret shame.

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