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[OM NOM]Dawn of War 2: FUCKING TYRANID GAMEPLAY MOVIE!

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Steroids are bad for your dick.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    That basketball player is freakishly huge. I don't know if anyone noticed or not.

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  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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  • DemiurgeDemiurge Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pfft, Space Marines are at least 9'6!

    Edit: How tall would a Primarch be?

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    basketball players are freakishly huge

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  • canemaquiluscanemaquilus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Goomba wrote: »
    I don't want to spoil it for everyone but it has to do with the colors yellow and blue.

    Is that confirmed? Because I'd like the blood ravens a lot more if that were true. Its definitely plausible given the librarian thing I suppose.

    Thousand sons are probably the best chaos legion.

    edit: Does anyone else feel like playing DOW now?

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  • TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Goomba wrote: »
    I don't want to spoil it for everyone but it has to do with the colors yellow and blue.

    Is that confirmed? Because I'd like the blood ravens a lot more if that were true. Its definitely plausible given the librarian thing I suppose.

    Thousand sons are probably the best chaos legion.

    edit: Does anyone else feel like playing DOW now?

    Its not written down explicitly anywhere, and it depends if the Relic DoW-verse is the same as the BL Blood Raven-verse. However it would be a fucking awesome way of getting the Thousand Sons into the first DoW expansion and let you do all manner of wierd stuff with the alliances.

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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Goomba wrote: »
    I don't want to spoil it for everyone but it has to do with the colors yellow and blue.

    Is that confirmed? Because I'd like the blood ravens a lot more if that were true. Its definitely plausible given the librarian thing I suppose.

    Thousand sons are probably the best chaos legion.

    edit: Does anyone else feel like playing DOW now?

    Yea, after this thread I finally jumped back online with Dark Crusade and remembered why 4v4 can be so damn fun. Massed death and destruction for all. Also, how much I can hate eldar with those damn invisible teleporty buildings.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Goomba wrote: »
    So do you guys know the Blood Raven's secret, or what everyone assumes is their secret? If you don't know what it is I could see how you wouldn't get it, so to speak.

    This and even if the Thousand Sons thing is true it doesn't make them heretics. They're just yet another Chapter with a questionable history. How many of those are there again? Oh right damn near all of them.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Someone explain who the Thousand Sons are. And if in fact there are a Thousand Fathers anywhere.

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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    its a chaos legion i think

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  • TheGerbilTheGerbil Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    its a chaos legion i think

    Not only is it a Chaos Legion the marine depicted in Fiaryn avatar is a Thousand Son Marine. Orginially one of the founding legions, they have since gone chaos. Known for high use of Physic\magic powers.

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  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Someone explain who the Thousand Sons are. And if in fact there are a Thousand Fathers anywhere.

    Chaos legion that serves Tzeentch, god of change.

    Thanks to a major grade cock-up by one of their head sorcerors the bodies of most of the thousand sons were reduced to dust and they just walk around like suits of hauntd armour.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So what is the link to the Blood Ravens? Or should I even care because it is flufftacularly lame?

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  • TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Space marines are created by the implantation of Geneseed into a host - whilst the original legions where clones, unlike in many other scifi settings 40K clones really are just genetic copies of people, and thus waiting 20 years for each marine was deemed unviable. Geneseed was the alternative, you take some easily aquired pre-pubescant sociopath and insert a small organ that produces something that contains the instructions for upgrading a baseline human into a space marine (possible a virus containing an arteficial chromosome, would explain the sterility even if the massive hormone imbalance wasn't enough).

    Geneseed can't be mass produced though, it can only be grown in hosts and over the generations deteriorates. Various attempts to fix this by the Adeptus Mechanicus have met in failure as the Genetors' knowledge of the science behind the geneseed is incomplete and changing one organism into another one makes building miniturised fusion reactors seem like child's play.

    The Blood Ravens are alleged to come from a secret founding where the AdMech tried to solve the gene seed issue by going back to their original stocks from before the Horus Heresy - whilst all the loyalist Geneseed from the early generations has presumably been used up to setup new lines, there is the gene seed from some other legions in storage with a big "Under no circumstance will you use this, ever" sign on them. Problem stems from the fact that the early marines were clones, and all the traitor legions' primarchs had a flaw that led to them falling and ensured that the rest of the legion was probably going to turn as well.

    But hey, obviously with the help of a radical inquisitor the Genetors weeded out the worst of the traitor geneseed and settled on using the Thousand Sons'. Afterall, they were actually loyal during the Heresy until Horus disrupted a comminucation between Terra and the Space wolves that led to an unprovoked attack on Prosporo causing the legion to defect. This is why you don't trust radical inqusitors who are all too trusting of suspect sources.
    So yeah - Blood Ravens are the Thousand Sons reborn, in the novels an Eldar mistakes them for their progenitors as they have a similar tendancy towards psychics and wear more or less the same colours. Unfortunately the Thousand Sons have also taken an interest, as due to Ahriman trying to stop the corruption of his legion he turned all of them into automaton.

    Some of the Blood Angels Librarians realised this and erased most of their own history, of course now none of them realised this and they are constantly on the edge of damning themselves in an attempt to discover more about their lineage and past

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Which would be where the 'heretic' part comes into play. You know, hiding their relics from everyone else and all that. Gosh.

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  • TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Xenos scum though, which makes no sense unless the Farseer is implying that all three are behind the marine hence why they are visable in the mirror.

    If it had been "The blind only see what they want to" or some such it may have been more mystic sounding and possibly making a point. As it stands, the ability to pierce the veil of time merely reveals a thousand awkward silences and some really awful comebacks. As always you have to make do with the outcomes that are revealed to you.

    "As is thine mother!" was probably the only other alternative they got a glimpse of.

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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thousand Sons also have some of the best backstory as Tastyfish touched upon.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    xeno scum means alien scum and the humans are aliens to the (very racist and elitist) eldar

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Also, he said "aliens", not "xenos"!

    And, uh, what awkward silences?

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  • TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That implys the Eldar are the mirror the Blood Ravens should be looking in, and means the whole heretic thing has nothing to do with them at all. Eldar don't consider their Gods in the same way humans do anyway, what with their ideas of myth and history being more or less the same thing - the concept of a Heretic doesn't make a lot of sense unless the Marines are claiming that Kournos is a Warp God and not yet dead

    Its a lousy comeback, centuries of living just isn't guaranteed to produce wit. Who needs a punchline when you can shoot lightning from your hands?

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    We have found only deluded tyrants, heretics, and xenos scum on this world

    man, this is not rocket science

    she is implying that these 3 things apply to the space marines themselves with the mirror comment. People are overcomplicating things here

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  • TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Why a centuries old being, wise beyond human imagination thought that the comeback "No U!" would in anyway impress a Space Marine?

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Tastyfish wrote: »
    That implys the Eldar are the mirror the Blood Ravens should be looking in, and means the whole heretic thing has nothing to do with them at all. Eldar don't consider their Gods in the same way humans do anyway, what with their ideas of myth and history being more or less the same thing - the concept of a Heretic doesn't make a lot of sense unless the Marines are claiming that Kournos is a Warp God and not yet dead

    Its a lousy comeback, centuries of living just isn't guaranteed to produce wit. Who needs a punchline when you can shoot lightning from your hands?
    Man. What?

    At least Zzulu gets it.

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  • TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Marines are either hypocrits (which is what the Eldar are trying to say - but then alien makes no sense) or the Eldar are just pointing out they're on Kronus for the same reason as the marines - to fight Aliens, Tyrants and Heretics, of which the marines aren't necessarily any of them.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Tastyfish wrote: »
    but then alien makes no sense
    What? Yes it does. The Blood Ravens weren't born on Kronus.

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  • TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    We're really grasping at straws here, the Blood Ravens don't all even come from the same planet - why would they consider themselves as aliens compared to the natives of Kronus? That would mean they wouldn't think the orks are aliens as they too were born on Kronus, I don't think the colour of the marines' passports are really what the Eldar is referring to.

    Do not ask questions of the Eldar, for they will give you three answers - one childish, one ignorant and one just plain wrong.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    this is officially the worst discussion ever

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    god dammnit people

    please gas yourselves

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm all out of gas

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  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Bros before Does Rollin' in the thlayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh great, I returned to share a better comparison pic (Sibbering started with a few assumptions and a rough Jes Goodwin sketch) and you're all still pissing about the bad dialog in the campaign.

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    Hey look, 5+, 4+, 3+, 3+ armor all lined up. Now if only Kopinski did a Terminator character illustration.

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  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That looks a bit out of wack. I mean SM are tall, but holy shit that one is like 10 feet tall.

    They're more like 8 feet + with armor.

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  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Bros before Does Rollin' in the thlayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You're eyes are whack then. He's about 380 pixels high, they're around 290-300, or about 3/4s his height. If they're six feet he's eight.

    Either that or his head is supposed to be smaller than a human head. Some people like to draw their heads bigger, but I think it's just for fetish purposes or something.

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  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    We can count pixels all day long, but either we have some freakishly short IG or a abnormally tall SM.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Tastyfish is kinda strange.

    And SoB are kinda small.

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  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Bros before Does Rollin' in the thlayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Or maybe they really are 6:8 and you're dumb and a butt and I hate you, ethugs.
    Goomba wrote: »
    Tastyfish is kinda strange.

    And SoB are kinda small.

    Well it's not like they're Eldar women, being all buffer and manlier than the men. Especially in the balls.




    So really, what's DoW2 multiplayer like?

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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Goomba wrote: »
    Tastyfish is kinda strange.

    And SoB are kinda small.

    i believe the term is petite

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  • canemaquiluscanemaquilus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Utsanomiko wrote: »
    Oh great, I returned to share a better comparison pic (Sibbering started with a few assumptions and a rough Jes Goodwin sketch) and you're all still pissing about the bad dialog in the campaign.

    imperialcomparisongu2.jpg

    Hey look, 5+, 4+, 3+, 3+ armor all lined up. Now if only Kopinski did a Terminator character illustration.

    Whos the most badass motherfucker here?

    I'll tell you. Second from the left. Second from the fucking left.

    That man is going up against genejacked evil paladins, the infinite ravenous maws of tyranids, and bloodthirsty orks twice as tall as him, and look at that fucking facial expression.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    "I'm dead inside. Maybe I can learn to cry again... someday."?

    Now the second from the right, that facial expression is a good one. Plus, her tools are fire based.

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  • canemaquiluscanemaquilus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Goomba wrote: »
    "I'm dead inside. Maybe I can learn to cry again... someday."?

    Now the second from the right, that facial expression is a good one. Plus, her tools are fire based.

    Bolters of fire plus three?

    But seriously, that dude looks like he just knifed a genestealer. Thousand yard stare all over this shit.

    Edit: Yeah... new avvy.

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