GET OFF MY LAND

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Let's rent a canoe and row out there.

    Murder that bastard and claim the island for SE. It will be like Easter Island but with monolithic stone cocks.

    You know that none of us are either smart enough or skillful enough to pull this off.

    How the majority of us make it through our own front door without killings ourselves amazes me at times.

    I find opening the door first works fucking wonders.

    Oh shit awesome

    That was so much easier than using firecrackers

    The problem I usually have is the whole walking thing, the left right left right

    I get so confused

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  • RivaRiva Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This is freakin' awesome. I'm thinking about applying for citizenship.

    'Cause seriously, who isn't tired of goverments just pretending that certain traditions are laws.

    Like american income tax, strangely enough. Legally it doesn't work the way the most people think it does.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    What would you do with your own island?

    Play video games, prolly.

    Yeah but you could recreate your favourite games for real!

    Anyone up for a spot of Resident Evil?

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I like to imagine that if SE++ were to become an island nation, the result would be like the Pitcairn Islands, where the remnants of the Bounty mutineers washed up and live to this day.

    Inbred, raping their daughters and female cousins, with little to no technology.

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  • RivaRiva Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Thats... uhm... thats really romantic?

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    uhhmmmmm

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah I like my video game island idea more really.

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Okay, okay. Maybe some kind of Mad Max-style wasteland, with Tube reigning supreme?

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  • RivaRiva Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hmmm. Video games, sister rape, and everyone wears leather.

    I like it.

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  • BagrationBagration Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    What the hell is going on in here?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bagration do you have a hot sister

    otherwise get the hell out

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  • BagrationBagration Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    with a husband that keeps trying to wrestle me for some reason, every god damn time.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    And somehow, this just reminds me of the idjits who claimed an abandoned oil platform as a sovereign country, and no-one cares about or acknowledges them, because their "country" has no value to world economics.

    Basically, this guy here is trying to get out of giving money to the government.

    Good luck with that.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Though really, I have no idea if those guys I mentioned are real. I think Pony told me about them at some point. I can usually tell when he's bull shitting me, though.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    What would you do with your own island?

    Play video games, prolly.

    Yeah but you could recreate your favourite games for real!

    Anyone up for a spot of Resident Evil?


    Oh hell yes. So much yes there is no word for it. Zombies WHEEE!

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Though really, I have no idea if those guys I mentioned are real. I think Pony told me about them at some point. I can usually tell when he's bull shitting me, though.

    it is as I recall

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  • Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man refuses to pay taxes

    Britain threatens force

    Man appeals to France for military aid

    another 100 Years War starts

    dinosaurs inherit the Earth

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man refuses to pay taxes

    Britain threatens force

    Man appeals to France for military aid

    another 100 Years War starts

    dinosaurs inherit the Earth

    God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs

    God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    god listens to "30th century man" on his discman

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Let me get this straight.
    This guy lives on an island that he got to when his boat sank, in a tent.
    He lives by himself and refuses to tax himself.
    Yeah no I see no problems here, let the man be independent

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  • BugmanBugman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh man, this story reminded me of this

    Russia is so great

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Though really, I have no idea if those guys I mentioned are real. I think Pony told me about them at some point. I can usually tell when he's bull shitting me, though.

    Wait, what? I assumed you atleast needed land to start a country.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    So he lives in a tent on a 2.5 acre island all by himself?

    What a fucking awesome existence.

    No friends.

    No utilities.

    What does he do for fun, count pebbles?

    There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars
    Not a single luxury
    Like Robinson Caruso
    It's as primitive as can be

    Keith, yes.

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  • Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Bugman wrote: »
    oh man, this story reminded me of this

    Russia is so great


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=uEx5G-GOS1k

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    More like GET OFF MY PLANE

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    Let's talk about Harrison Ford now.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You know as cool as some of the characters he plays are, in interviews HArrison FOrd always comes across as a bit of a self important prick.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Well, he is Harrison Ford.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    And doesn't he just know it.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I think it's sort of funny how he pretty much speaks only in a dull monotone in interviews now

    He's like The End. When he's not making movies he is doing his best to conserve energy for the few times when he is actually called into action anymore

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  • Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Well, he is supposedly incredibly shy.

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Eight hundred years my nation spent fighting for independence from the UK. Eight. Hundred. Years. Now it's being done all willy nilly by some mad fucker in a fucking tent?!?

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    To be fair, it is a pretty nice tent.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It's got a heater and everything

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Eight hundred years my nation spent fighting for independence from the UK. Eight. Hundred. Years. Now it's being done all willy nilly by some mad fucker in a fucking tent?!?

    Well, now you know. The secret all along was to abandon Ireland and go cling to some guano-spattered rocks in the North Sea.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I had an awful joke but forgot in the past 30 seconds.

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Eight hundred years my nation spent fighting for independence from the UK. Eight. Hundred. Years. Now it's being done all willy nilly by some mad fucker in a fucking tent?!?

    Well, now you know. The secret all along was to abandon Ireland and go cling to some guano-spattered rocks in the North Sea.

    Switch "North Sea" for "Atlantic" and that's your overall description of Ireland right there.

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Eight hundred years my nation spent fighting for independence from the UK. Eight. Hundred. Years. Now it's being done all willy nilly by some mad fucker in a fucking tent?!?

    Well, now you know. The secret all along was to abandon Ireland and go cling to some guano-spattered rocks in the North Sea.

    Switch "North Sea" for "Atlantic" and that's your overall description of Ireland right there.


    Well if you guys wouldn't have kept backstabbing each other, you might have gotten somewhere. See: Scotland.

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  • BagrationBagration Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    but how else would you sharpen your blade?

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Bagration wrote: »
    but how else would you sharpen your blade?


    Stab the English in the front.

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  • Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You mean the Scotland that is ruled by the English crown as part of Great Britain

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