I first met Captain K when he was stationed in Banaswara. I remember at first making a comment about his two front false teeth, which were of an unusual type and different in obvious ways to his other replacements. Later he told me that they were in fact lead and each contained a single cyanide pill, "one for me and another for the poor bugger who's with me," as I remember him so elegantly saying. So terrified of dying alone he would rub those teeth all day looking around to the other men, sizing them up in anticipation for the day. It was unfortunate for him, and quite fortunate for some lucky sod, that it was in fact the lead teeth that did him in the end.
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occasionally the sound of cheetos crunching in a distant maw
honestly, I would make the drive if I had the next day off of work
i took some days off to try and get a better job but that didn't work so
:winky:
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You are all jealous, I know.
that's pretty awesome
I love me some captain k
here's to that guy
His voice is made of manly angels.
G'day.
Melbourne over here dude.
All "hurf durf look at me"
He should drive off a cliff
If he could ever find his keys
I want you
to want me
I need you
to need me
He's a good guy too
Sup?